Do anything? You're making this too easy. lol Oh so many things that can go wrong with that one. Hmmm. Okay, granted, but it literally does do anything, and randomly. At any given time, it could destroy the universe, light you on fire, cause a meteor shower, turn rain into anvils, invert all the colors of the rainbow, open a time portal for a cyborg from the year 4025 that wants to take over the world, reverse gravity... literally anything.
I wish for a suitcase full of millions of dollars.