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Offline Tise

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3350 on: October 17, 2013, 05:40:32 PM »
Granted because you're fired.

I wish I could study blue print without falling asleep  :-\

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3351 on: October 17, 2013, 11:09:39 PM »
Granted.  Your eyes melt, instead.

I wish for a martini.

Offline Infinitiveangie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3352 on: October 17, 2013, 11:11:27 PM »
Granted, but it was poisoned, and you end up so traumatized that you never wish to drink alcohol again...
I wish I could sleep for two full days.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3353 on: October 17, 2013, 11:16:36 PM »
Granted.  You didn't specify that you wanted to wake up afterwards.  So ... you don't.

I wish to never be poisoned by alcohol again.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3354 on: October 18, 2013, 11:45:33 AM »
Granted, but all your food is poisoned instead :( You gunna eat that cookie?

I wish I could turn back time...

Offline Infinitiveangie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3355 on: October 18, 2013, 11:50:38 AM »
Granted, but by doing so you get stuck in the past, never being able to relive the future again.

I wish I could finish my thesis already.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3356 on: October 18, 2013, 12:45:37 PM »
Granted.  It does not impress your review committee. You have to write a brand new one.

I wish I could go home already.

Offline Infinitiveangie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3357 on: October 18, 2013, 12:58:40 PM »
Granted, but as you're just about to arrive home, you realize your house has been burned down to ashes.

I wish I could perfect the recipe caccio e pepe

Offline Tise

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3358 on: October 18, 2013, 08:43:10 PM »
Granted you have been given the ability to perfect but unfortunately the ingredients to make it don't exist anymore.

I wish I had a samurai sword.

Offline Infinitiveangie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3359 on: October 18, 2013, 08:58:09 PM »
Granted, but it seems the sword came with a curse that whenever you touched it, you turned into this sociopath who went on endless killing spree's.

I wish I could perfect my oc.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3360 on: October 19, 2013, 09:08:13 PM »
Granted, but you forget about the oc.

I wish that I didn't need sleep anymore.

Offline Tise

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3361 on: October 19, 2013, 10:43:17 PM »
Granted. You're dead.

I wish i was still playing airsoft right now

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3362 on: October 20, 2013, 12:45:39 AM »
Granted.  You are... for a moment.  Then, it becomes illegal to play airsoft.

I wish there were more entertaining shows on TV.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3363 on: October 20, 2013, 07:35:43 AM »
Granted, but they're always cancelled after the second episode for lack of viewers.

I wish I had a fluffy kitten

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3364 on: October 20, 2013, 08:13:52 AM »
Granted, but days later a puppy eats your kitten.

I wish I had a cute small dog.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3365 on: October 20, 2013, 08:27:40 AM »
Granted, but It's mean and attacks anyone that isn't you no matter how much you try to stop him.

I wish for a rock from the moon.

Offline Tise

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3366 on: October 20, 2013, 09:16:36 PM »
Granted but this rock is the size of your house which it ends up landing on.

I wish I could create portals and go where ever I like.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3367 on: October 29, 2013, 03:53:14 PM »
Okay, sure! But the portals cross through a hell like dimension and you'll have to fight your way through every time you use them.

I wish I could wish for more wishes. :D

Offline Tise

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3368 on: October 29, 2013, 11:31:51 PM »
Granted but for every time you wish fr esxtra wishes yoy lose a year off you life.

I wish I had a second job.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3369 on: October 29, 2013, 11:41:44 PM »
Granted, but your second job is during the same hours as your current job, and pays less.

I wish for a shovel.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3370 on: October 30, 2013, 09:10:47 PM »
*gives you the shovel* But its cursed and who ever owns the shovel, their grave will be dug with it within five years.

I wish I had a cotton ball.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3371 on: October 30, 2013, 10:13:09 PM »
The wish is granted, but it will not activate until your in an important place. Your going to be in a meeting, or in front of a group of people, or simply in a crowed when suddenly all of your clothing will dissapear only a cotton ball covering some of your junk to hide your shame. The ball of cotton is only big enough to try and hide some of your body from the world,  Of course it could be spread out to cover more, but then it wouldn't cover it well.

I want a card that gives me all the free Arbys I want.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3372 on: October 30, 2013, 10:17:01 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, this card is the legal property of Forrest Raffel, one of the two founders of Arby's, and it is considered stolen. You are now a wanted criminal.

I wish for bacon.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3373 on: October 30, 2013, 10:21:55 PM »
And lo did the skys open up, A giant rift in the fabric of reality. Such is the commonality and power of this wish that once it is triggered it is too much for the ways of magic to compensate for. The Animals of the earth tremble in the unnatural fear as strips of bacon rain down from the sky. The bacon can not be devored to keep up with the amount its falling from the skys. Soon it starts to rot, in areas they collect it to insinerate, turrning the air rancid with ash , in other areas where it is left to rot, the nitrates seep into the soil ruining it, Bacon choking the world of life itself in its infernal rain.


I want a puppy!

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3374 on: October 30, 2013, 10:52:48 PM »
Granted. But the puppy will turn into a powerful dog monster and rip you apart while you sleep and eat.

I wish I had a large diamond worth 100 million US dollars, and a certificate of ownership, legally placing it within my ownership.