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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3400 on: November 02, 2013, 12:32:45 AM »
Granted! But now you have an undying urge -to- sleep.

(which now has me thinking of a new screenname and I like it)

I wish I could have two screennames!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3401 on: November 02, 2013, 12:54:05 AM »
Your wish is granted but the names appear randomly for every post.

I wish I had a bable fish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3402 on: November 02, 2013, 06:34:17 AM »
Granted! Only it gets stuck inside your brain and you can't turn it off. And now you have to hear and understand things you'd rather not.

I wish this was a long weekend!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3403 on: November 02, 2013, 11:12:42 AM »
The wish is granted but the weekend never ends and everyone stops working the economy collapses and soon there after society as a whole.

I wish I had one of those mini donut making machines.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3404 on: November 02, 2013, 11:38:53 AM »
(I'd move into the woods and become a hermit)

Granted! Only the batter calls for cement and the donuts you make are not edible.

I wish I had a doppelganger that a) will not try to harm or hurt me b) will not try to usurp my power and become the only me 3) enjoys my line of work and is as good at it as I am

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3405 on: November 02, 2013, 12:03:55 PM »
Doppelganger created. The problem is she has more than embraced her sexuality and sleeps with anything that moves. You'll be mistaken for her all the time, mores so by all the friends she makes.

I wish I had Deus Ex or Ghost in the Shell style implants.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3406 on: November 02, 2013, 12:16:44 PM »
Granted! The only issue is they continually malfunction resulting in you continually accidentally causing yourself bodily harm.

I wish I was a muse.

(also everytime I see this thread I think "Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation" *facepalm*)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3407 on: November 02, 2013, 01:12:13 PM »
You become a muse however you can no longer have any real bonds with people as the inspiration you invoke distracts and leads to a conception of yourself that you cannot live up to.

I wish my car never ran out of gas.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3408 on: November 02, 2013, 01:14:51 PM »
*snaps fingers*

Now you fart 24/7 nonstop, and no one wants to be around you.

I wish I could write like a romance novelist so no one could resist my dating profile. :D hahaha

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3409 on: November 02, 2013, 01:23:44 PM »
*snaps fingers*

Now you fart 24/7 nonstop, and no one wants to be around you.

I wish I could write like a romance novelist so no one could resist my dating profile. :D hahaha

(Ahahahaha gas. Oddly enough, I didn't see that happening)

Your wish is being granted. Bear with.

However, now -everyone- is messaging you and you have no time for anything else! Including the necessities to life.

I wish I could be on the Graham Norton Show.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3410 on: November 02, 2013, 01:39:46 PM »
*snaps fingers* They do but they make pull a really embarrassing prank.

I wish someone would invent a new device that downloads an education into your brain through your optical nerves. What takes years takes only seconds. (That seriously would be pretty damn cool though)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3411 on: November 02, 2013, 02:08:15 PM »
Granted! However the influx of new information makes your brain explode.

I wish my house would clean itself!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3412 on: November 02, 2013, 02:34:22 PM »
Granted, your house cleans itself up so it exists no longer and you are homeless :(

I wish there was more tomato puree on this pizza

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3413 on: November 02, 2013, 03:24:15 PM »
*Poof* 50 gallons of tomato puree

I wish I had some pizza.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3414 on: November 02, 2013, 03:28:19 PM »
*snaps fingers*

A tiny crumb appears in front of you. You said some, you didn't say how much.

I wish I only needed to eat a little bit of at a time and less often. (like the characters in Claymore)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3415 on: November 02, 2013, 06:12:15 PM »
Granted but now a vast majority of foods are now poisonous to you. In addition the foods that are safe to eat are rather unappetizing.

I wish I could control the flow of time, speed up and slow down.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3416 on: November 02, 2013, 06:32:47 PM »
*snaps fingers* Granted, but you age one hundred times faster when you use your powers.

I wish that this wish would only effect the next person who posts, and doesn't do anything that can effect me either directly or indirectly. HA!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3417 on: November 04, 2013, 12:40:35 AM »
Your wish is granted. However since you didn't specify what was going to happen the wish was wasted...

I wish I didn't feel sick

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3418 on: November 04, 2013, 08:51:07 AM »
Granted. But instead f "feeling" it now you -are-. (sends hugs though because boo at feeling sick :( )

I wish today was friday :(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3419 on: November 04, 2013, 09:07:04 AM »
Granted, but not everything  Friday, all songs are Friday, all movies are Friday, and all restaurants are tgif.


I want a smexy candian girl to cuddle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3420 on: November 04, 2013, 09:09:44 AM »
Granted! Except the snuggles are e-snuggles and so there's a lot of technology and space in the way *e-snuggles*

I wish I was taller (ahaha even if I'm alread 5' 10")

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3421 on: November 04, 2013, 09:13:11 AM »


Need I say more?


I wish my cable box would stop freaking dying.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3422 on: November 04, 2013, 10:23:39 AM »
Granted, it's now completely dead.

I wish I didn't have to get up to get more cereal.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3423 on: November 04, 2013, 10:28:03 AM »
Granted, your entire room is filled with COOOKIE  CRISP, making it impossible to open a door or window , your traped there and die a cereal death.

I want a Ps4
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3424 on: November 04, 2013, 10:32:33 AM »
(ahaha kinky)

Granted! Except nobody buys it and you have to play all alone by yourself.

I wish I had new boots!