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Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #700 on: July 02, 2008, 12:37:00 PM »
... and I wish I was psychically unable to become depressed, living a happy life no matter what.

Offline Atlus

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #701 on: July 02, 2008, 02:40:23 PM »
Granted. One frontal lobotomy  coming right up.

I wish the soda I just put in the fridge was cold now.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #702 on: July 02, 2008, 02:44:01 PM »
Granted. It becomes cold so fast that the pressure within can't balance with the external pressure; so, it explodes, thus ruining your drink altogether.

I wish sodas still held as much in the can as they did when I was a kid. They seemed so much bigger back then.

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #703 on: July 02, 2008, 02:55:03 PM »
granted. You are endowed with the size-measuring abilities of a 5 year old

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #704 on: July 02, 2008, 02:57:54 PM »
*uses his new abilities* Hey wow, my penis is huge!

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #705 on: July 02, 2008, 06:25:55 PM »
ah damn forgot wish again:

I wish a was the best, heterosexual male, lover in the wrorld.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #706 on: July 02, 2008, 06:34:20 PM »
Granted.  But now all the women are gone.   Forever.

I wish I had a mountain dew and some cupcakes.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #707 on: July 02, 2008, 06:36:28 PM »
granted...but the cupcakes are stale and the dew is well....flat

I wish my sinus' weren't so bloody awful...

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #708 on: July 02, 2008, 09:03:50 PM »
Granted. You no longer have a nose, so you can't smell, and peopel are judgemental so they boot you out because of your appearance.

I wish my house was warmer.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #709 on: July 03, 2008, 06:03:13 AM »
Much, MUCH too warm... you barely escape the fire.

I wish I could have company, as I work 13 hours today.

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #710 on: July 03, 2008, 07:18:03 AM »
Granted. You now own a securitycompany with one employee, you. You now work 15 hours every day.

I wish I knew the answer to life, universe and everything

Offline The Overlord

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #711 on: July 19, 2008, 01:32:00 AM »
Wishing Imp grants your wish, but you must wait until Christmas 2029.  :P



I wish to be able to control the flow of time and exist outside of it at will.

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #712 on: July 19, 2008, 08:19:18 AM »
Granted, but the extreme power and the knowledge of every second through infinity makes your brain go mashed potatoes.

I wish I had a pair of unerpants

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #713 on: July 19, 2008, 09:01:56 AM »
Granted but it's a chastity belt and locked tight.

I wish I knew how to play lacrosse.

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #714 on: July 19, 2008, 10:43:47 AM »
Granted, but as soon as you learn it, the sport is magically deleted from time. You now know a sport that no one plays.

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #715 on: July 19, 2008, 01:07:44 PM »
I wish that Custos gave us a wish to grant

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #716 on: July 19, 2008, 01:12:34 PM »
granted XD

I wish catgirls excisted for real, and that they would be hawt.

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #717 on: July 19, 2008, 05:13:51 PM »
Granted, but not only are you one but you happen to live in a house with a crazy old "cat lady."

I wish I knew where I was going tonight.

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #718 on: July 19, 2008, 06:13:14 PM »
granted, you are going down.

I wish my name was Pete

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #719 on: July 20, 2008, 04:00:32 PM »
Granted but your last name is Rose and you're still banned from Baseball.

I wish for a turkey on rye.

Offline shadowheart

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #720 on: July 20, 2008, 07:24:15 PM »
Granted, a drunk and very live turkey sossed up on whisky takes up residence in your living room.

I wish to have the time to do everything I want.

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #721 on: July 20, 2008, 10:19:10 PM »
Granted, but now you don't know what you want to do.

I wish there was something good to watch on TV.

Offline Atlus

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #722 on: July 20, 2008, 10:50:21 PM »
Granted. There are now numerous quality programs on television, in broadcasting districts other then yours.

I wish I could transform myself in any way I see fit.

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #723 on: July 21, 2008, 02:56:23 AM »
Granted, but you have been blind your whole life, leaving you uncapable of imaging any form of appearance.

I wish I had a maiden that cleaned my apartment.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #724 on: July 21, 2008, 06:52:28 AM »
Your wish is granted... you're given a sex change, and told to tidy up.

I wish that gas was cheaper.