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Offline The Great Triangle

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #650 on: June 24, 2008, 10:33:11 PM »
Granted.  Unfortunately, the only type of leather furniture available is dungeon equipment, which you seem to be spending more and more time on lately...



I wish I had a girl that laid golden eggs which I could sell for a living.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #651 on: June 24, 2008, 10:39:41 PM »
Granted. Now the eggs that she sheds during her monthly cycle are golden, and you have to put up with a weeks worth of bloated, cramped bitching just so you can fish out a tiny little speck of gold.

(hey, you didn't specify what kind of egg!)

I wish I could still sleep as well as I did when I was a kid.

Offline Hollin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #652 on: June 25, 2008, 04:43:06 PM »
Granted, though the bed-wetting causes you to spend a fortune every month in new sheets.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #653 on: June 25, 2008, 06:58:26 PM »
Granted, but you spend them asleep, so they're pretty much pointless.

Also, when you're sleeping during those extra hours, it's next to someone who constantly wets the bed (evil cackling...revenge is sweet, I don't care what they say)

I wish the price of gas would go down.

Offline ShrowdedPoet

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #654 on: June 25, 2008, 07:49:58 PM »
Granted but you no longer have a car to put gas in.

I wish that people weren't God damned idiots!

Offline The Great Triangle

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #655 on: June 25, 2008, 07:57:14 PM »
Granted.  Now people are blessed idiots.  Now every day when you step out to get the newpaper, someone rolls their lawnmower, a teenager streaks past after somehow setting himself on fire, and the drunk driver who clipped the lawnmower slams into your neighbor's house.  And yet, none of these people get hurt in the least, and they keep on being even more of idiots.

I wish I lived in an underwater research lab.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #656 on: June 26, 2008, 09:51:29 AM »
Granted. But it's leaked. Terribly. So you have to spend most of your time working on it.

I wish I had bigger room.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #657 on: June 26, 2008, 10:13:24 AM »
Granted, it gets a foot longer, however three people move into it with you.

I wish that I had an attractive boyfriend who would know how to please me.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #658 on: June 26, 2008, 10:17:38 AM »
Granted. He is handsome and he knows how to please you. But he's also a gay and haven't any interest in women  ;D

I wish I had house in the country.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #659 on: June 26, 2008, 10:20:07 AM »
Why are they always gay? xD

Granted, but the only reason that land is not developed is because of the constant tornadoes that hit there every week.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #660 on: June 26, 2008, 10:33:37 AM »
You can.  But you're now a longhaired Git who runs from shampoo.  You know who I mean.

I wish my course was OVER.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #661 on: June 26, 2008, 10:36:02 AM »
You can.  But you're now a longhaired Git who runs from shampoo.  You know who I mean.

I wish my course was OVER.
XD Ohyes. Now I can do myself!

Granted, your course is over, but since it was rushed finished the company removes all internet access from your office until you do the whole thing over again.

I wish I could finish my novel.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #662 on: June 26, 2008, 10:38:17 AM »
Granted. But when it's finished, you're totally unsatisfied from the finish.

I wish I had a lingeire butique only for me.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #663 on: June 26, 2008, 10:40:00 AM »
Granted, but since it's only you it makes no money and has to shut down immediately.

I wish I was taller, but still within normal height. (No making me a giant!)

Offline ShrowdedPoet

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #664 on: June 26, 2008, 11:06:25 AM »
Granted but now normal height is 3 foot. . .

I wish that my tea wasn't so hot so I could drink it.

Offline Hollin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #665 on: June 26, 2008, 11:14:19 AM »
Granted.   Now its frozen solid and stuck to your cup.

I wish I could work from home every day.

Offline The Great Triangle

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #666 on: June 26, 2008, 01:55:33 PM »
Granted, you become a professional slave girl who's home is the dungeon of her current master.

I wish I had a zepplin with a death ray and a magnetic rail gun for fast transport.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #667 on: June 26, 2008, 01:59:49 PM »
Granted, but the price of fuel stays as it is and you never get the money needed to make the thing fly.

I wish I could watch The Dark Knight right now.

Offline ShrowdedPoet

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #668 on: June 27, 2008, 09:06:19 AM »
Granted, you watch him as he comes right at you about the run you through.

I wish that I didn't have to be at work today.

Offline Cutter

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #669 on: June 27, 2008, 09:15:27 AM »
Granted, the workplace for you dissolves and is no more...

 but you have to mow my grass and cut my hedges. ;)

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #670 on: June 27, 2008, 09:47:18 AM »
Cutter forgot about his wish, so I'll take the turn.

I wish I had a long, natural green hair.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #671 on: June 27, 2008, 09:51:09 AM »
Granted, but because of it you are captured my hair companies who make you shave your head so they can study your roots.

I wish the weather would get nicer here.

Offline Cutter

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #672 on: June 27, 2008, 10:18:57 AM »
Cutter forgot about his wish, so I'll take the turn.

I wish I had a long, natural green hair.

Whoops-but I have all that I wish for.... :P

Offline Hollin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #673 on: June 27, 2008, 11:34:43 AM »
Granted.   The weather is nicer, but the door to your house is stuck, and you can't get out and enjoy it.

I wish it were 5 already!

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #674 on: June 27, 2008, 11:53:34 AM »
Granted, but it's 5 am on the next day you have work.

I wish I had food.