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Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #725 on: July 21, 2008, 10:05:33 PM »
Granted but she's on strike.

I wish I had a sense of rhythm.

Offline Maeven

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #726 on: July 23, 2008, 12:53:23 PM »
Granted, but no one else can hear the music you're moving to.


I wish that beer was calorie free.


Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #727 on: July 23, 2008, 01:01:20 PM »
Done.  'Beer' now comes from your household taps.  It's colorless, odorless (except in Miami) and mostly tasteless, like my jokes.

I wish that I got paid to write.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #728 on: July 23, 2008, 06:21:40 PM »
Granted, but you're doomed to never write the material you truly wish to.

I wish "thee" and "thou" were still a mainstay in our everyday vernacular.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #729 on: July 24, 2008, 09:09:13 AM »
Wish granted, but also everyone dresses and drives on work with fashion what exchisted on time when 'thee' and 'thou' were used (I think it was 1600 century? Anycase hudnreth or more years back :P).

I wish I would be in hentai movie in real life.

(I know I will regret this XD)

Offline Bliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #730 on: July 24, 2008, 09:26:48 AM »
Congratulations, you're the star in a bukkake tentacle video! ...and you aren't the one with the tentacles.  ;D

I wish the corset-and-skirt look were in vogue.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #731 on: July 24, 2008, 09:51:48 AM »
I quessed it would be you who snatch this bait Bliss :P.

You get the corset-the-skirt look like in vogue but also you transform into 50 year old fat prostitute who is now located in Paris slums.

I wish get free porn from web safely and without getting arrested.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #732 on: July 24, 2008, 09:06:03 PM »
Granted, but it's all sickening kiddie porn.

I wish that was a crime punishable by death.

Offline Atlus

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #733 on: July 24, 2008, 10:58:40 PM »
Granted. Anyone caught viewing porn featuring a minor will be killed. By the way, the girl in the porn you just watched had two more hours to go before turning eighteen. Good luck avoiding those death squads.

I wish I could step into any porno I choose as a participant.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #734 on: July 25, 2008, 06:32:30 AM »
Granted. Anyone caught viewing porn featuring a minor will be killed. By the way, the girl in the porn you just watched had two more hours to go before turning eighteen. Good luck avoiding those death squads.

I wish I could step into any porno I choose as a participant.

Granted. Now you can participate in being violated in the orifice of your choice by a variety massively muscled, sweaty men.

I hardly ever watch much porn these days. The girlfriend frowns upon it. When I do watch the occasional flick, I wish it had more of a decent background story and running plot.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #735 on: July 25, 2008, 07:20:07 AM »
*ppsssst.... you need to do a wish, too*

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #736 on: July 25, 2008, 09:27:52 AM »
Granted. Now you can participate in being violated in the orifice of your choice by a variety massively muscled, sweaty men.

I hardly ever watch much porn these days. The girlfriend frowns upon it. When I do watch the occasional flick, I wish it had more of a decent background story and running plot.

Offline dart

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #737 on: July 25, 2008, 04:35:42 PM »
granted. However it is the same one every time.

I wish for a good RPG that I could participate in

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #738 on: July 25, 2008, 04:39:13 PM »
Granted, however it dies a week after you join.

I wish the Dr. Horrible blogs were back online.

Offline dart

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #739 on: July 25, 2008, 04:47:46 PM »
granted. The Dr. horrible blogs are now back online however it is now about bad jokes and lame comebacks.

I wish I had a young looking cute (in attitude and appearance) cat girl(not furry, just ears and tail) who would be my pet.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #740 on: July 25, 2008, 04:51:09 PM »
Granted, but she runs away the first day you get her.

I wish I could read faster.

Offline dart

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #741 on: July 25, 2008, 04:57:37 PM »
granted. however your eyes go bad from reading so much.

I wish I could get my cat girl back

Offline Mathim

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #742 on: July 25, 2008, 05:12:16 PM »
Granted, but it's only for 30 seconds.

I wish they'd start releasing the DVDs of the Simpsons faster.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #743 on: July 25, 2008, 05:22:13 PM »
Granted, but as soon as you get them all the DVD players are taken back in an evil plot invented by the people who made Blue-ray.

I wish I had a playstation 3. Just for GTA 4.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #744 on: July 27, 2008, 02:12:42 PM »
You have a Playstation 3, and GTA 4... but some ASS installed a parental control, and you can't play it. 

I wish that I could be here evenings and weekends, all the time.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #745 on: July 27, 2008, 03:45:41 PM »
(So do I.  :-X ) Alright but all your current threads get deleted and you have to start all over.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #746 on: July 28, 2008, 06:42:32 AM »
No LJ?!?  I'll get MURDERED for that.

Granted... welcome to the new Ice Age.  I hope you brought your furlined panties.

I wish that this is going to be a quiet week at work.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #747 on: July 28, 2008, 07:53:42 AM »
Granted. It's so eerily silent that it almost seems as if everyone at your workplace has died.

Upon further investigation, you find that they have indeed shrugged off their mortal coil. This leaves you alone to shoulder the burden of your entire company's workload.



I wish Fish Oil wouldn't give me such heinous burps.

Offline dart

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #748 on: July 28, 2008, 11:20:30 AM »
granted. however now eveything other than fish oil makes you gassy.

I with for magical powers

Offline Bliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #749 on: July 28, 2008, 12:42:53 PM »
You have the power to detect typos and misspellings whenever they are being made, by anyone aywhere - in fact, you can't NOT be aware of them, and the madness shall consume you from within.

I wish my throat didn't hurt so bad.