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Offline BlackRose

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #600 on: May 29, 2008, 01:55:23 PM »
Granted, but after they are painted, they all fall off.

I wish I could stay at the mansion longer and keep learning new things!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #601 on: May 29, 2008, 01:59:09 PM »
Granted, but after they are painted, they all fall off.

I wish I could stay at the mansion longer and keep learning new things!

Granted but she gets a sex change. . .

I wish I could afford things I want. . .

Offline Seara

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #602 on: May 29, 2008, 02:01:48 PM »
Granted, but after you get them they break before you take them out of the package and it becomes a return happy game.

I wish that my neighbors would quit breeding

Offline BlackRose

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #603 on: May 29, 2008, 02:03:37 PM »
Granted, but now they are your roomates.

I wish that I lived in a big city.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #604 on: May 29, 2008, 02:04:13 PM »
Granted, they're not your neibors anymore. . .they live with you. . .

I wish I had my own sexy female slave. . .

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #605 on: May 29, 2008, 02:05:00 PM »
OOOOPS. . .we had the same idea. . .lol

Granted but the city you live in is full of crime and you are raped and mugged every night.

Offline Seara

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #606 on: May 29, 2008, 02:05:44 PM »
Granted but your sexy female slave is also crazy and mugs you in your own home!

I wish that my car ran on trash

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #607 on: May 29, 2008, 02:14:50 PM »
Granted but it stinks. . .

I wish that she would still stay and ravage me. . .

Offline The Great Triangle

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #608 on: May 29, 2008, 03:08:40 PM »
Granted.  You go to sleep every night gagged, bound, bleeding, and sexually exhausted.  She wakes you up every morning with a flogging before sending you off to work in bandages.

I wish I wasn't on fire anymore

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #609 on: May 29, 2008, 03:11:08 PM »
mmmmm, I like that. . .  Granted now your frozen solid. . .

I wish I could seduce any woman I wanted no matter their sexual orientation. . .

Offline BlackRose

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #610 on: May 29, 2008, 04:27:34 PM »
Granted, but its a power you can't turn off so you start getting the ugly ones too.

I wish that I could only be awake at night.

Offline Seara

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #611 on: May 29, 2008, 04:30:59 PM »
Granted, you are now a vampire who can't control their bloodlust.

I wish every cool song I hear would just automatically jump on my ipod with out me having to acquire it.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #612 on: May 29, 2008, 04:33:14 PM »
Granted but they literally jump on your ipod crushing it.

I wish that I could drink a dr pepper right now. . .

Offline BlackRose

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #613 on: May 29, 2008, 04:43:14 PM »
Granted, but you're allergic and it makes you go to sleep.

I wish your brains tasted better while you were asleep...

Offline The Great Triangle

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #614 on: May 29, 2008, 05:04:32 PM »
They taste like ranch now.  Unfortunately, there's also suprise tentacles mixed in there.

I wish I was a real boy.

Offline BlackRose

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #615 on: May 29, 2008, 05:22:08 PM »
They taste like ranch now.  Unfortunately, there's also suprise tentacles mixed in there.

I wish I was a real boy.

Granted, but you're catholic and raised in a church.

I wish I had tentacles to use as extra arms!

Offline The Great Triangle

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #616 on: May 29, 2008, 05:46:26 PM »
Granted, but they're ranch flavored and people keep cutting them off to eat them.

I with I was a sex slave.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #617 on: May 29, 2008, 06:10:09 PM »
Granted but they literally jump on your ipod crushing it.

I wish that I could drink a dr pepper right now. . .

Can't drink it cause I can't have caffine cause I'm pregnant. . .*sad face*

Granted, but they're ranch flavored and people keep cutting them off to eat them.

I with I was a sex slave.

Granted but your master is a rather cruel man.

I wish that I had some food to eat right now cause I'm starving!

Offline Seara

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #618 on: May 29, 2008, 06:36:59 PM »
Wish granted but it is all food you are alergic too.

I wish that I had a never empty slurpie (frozen drink)

((I think that Dr. Pepper is caffenee free SP, or atleast that is what the bottle says))

Offline The Great Triangle

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #619 on: May 29, 2008, 06:40:40 PM »
Granted.  The Slurpie comes in the body of a nubile young woman who is in constant pain because she has slurpie fluid instead of blood.

I wish my dice were an army of vicious monsters.

(Dr. Pepper actually contains more caffeine than any other mainline soft drink except mountain dew.  It was created in the 1890s as a caffeine delivery method.)

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #620 on: May 29, 2008, 06:53:23 PM »
Wish granted but it is all food you are alergic too.

I wish that I had a never empty slurpie (frozen drink)

((I think that Dr. Pepper is caffenee free SP, or atleast that is what the bottle says))

No Dr. Pepper is chock full of it.  It's my fav drink so I know. . .they may make a caff free diet one but not a regular one.  you're thinking of Root Beer I think.

Granted they attack you and eat your tentacles

I wish I could make my neighbor stop mowing his lawn with his loud as piece of shit.

Offline Seara

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #621 on: May 29, 2008, 07:17:43 PM »
((huh...I must have been thinking of the wrong thing...or maybe it was a off brand dr. I was thinking of :D))

Granted, he starts mowing your lawn with his loud mower

I wish I would find the perfect work shoes

Offline The Great Triangle

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #622 on: May 29, 2008, 10:20:45 PM »
Granted.  You now wear a pair of shoes made from dead babies.  Coincedentally, an FBI van pulls up to your house and several agents ring your door to talk to you.

I wish for a kiss.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #623 on: May 29, 2008, 10:25:11 PM »
Granted. You kiss my ass.

I wish you'd rid yourself of that ridiculous rabbit avatar and return to the almighty polygon of augmented angles.

Offline The Great Triangle

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #624 on: May 29, 2008, 10:26:33 PM »
Granted, but its awesomeness causes a time paradox and resets back to the rabbit.

I wish your ass tasted better