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Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #525 on: April 23, 2008, 06:07:09 AM »
You got your wish. Trouble is, it's completely full of christian country and the delete function is defect.


I wish I could organize a real life Elli orgy.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #526 on: April 23, 2008, 06:34:49 AM »
You do.. and nobody comes.  :P  (double entendre is HIGHLY intentional)

I wish that less filling actually did taste great.

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #527 on: April 26, 2008, 03:07:21 PM »
Granted, but all filling meals are lousy now.

I wish I was a famous romance novelist

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #528 on: April 26, 2008, 03:19:42 PM »
Congratulations, you are a famous romance novelist. So far you have written 180 novels about a small hospital. The same four main characters has been the center of all of them, and you are bound by contract to deliver another 220.

I wish there was an easy way out that didn't hurt anyone else.




Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #529 on: April 26, 2008, 03:25:38 PM »
Granted, but the easy way out was for anyone but you. Cue the slicing and dicing!

I wish I could change my gender at will.

Offline Maeven

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #530 on: April 26, 2008, 10:05:54 PM »
Granted, but you are a sub and the Dom's will is the deciding factor.

I wish I could trade places with my dog.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #531 on: April 26, 2008, 10:11:23 PM »
Granted, and now you have to drink out of a toilet bowl just to get water, and the dog walks you on a leash from now on.

I wish my friends lived closer.

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #532 on: April 26, 2008, 10:54:27 PM »
Granted, you now share the same room, bathroom, toothbrush and clothes from now on.

I wish I had kitty ears and a tail.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #533 on: April 27, 2008, 08:37:44 AM »
Granted, but you have alergy for cat's fur.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #534 on: April 27, 2008, 09:30:32 PM »
Granted, you're now a pidgeon.

I wish I was a champion kickboxer.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #535 on: April 28, 2008, 06:15:10 AM »
Sure thing.  But the braindamage alone keeps you from enjoying it.

I wish I had the time to write my novel.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #536 on: April 28, 2008, 08:55:44 AM »
Wish granted. You wrote it but when finished, your dog came and ate it.

I wish I had a fashion house all for myself.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #537 on: April 28, 2008, 11:23:58 AM »
Granted, just in time for the tax fraud to be discovered.

I wish the general public wasn't so damned ignorant.

Offline Seara

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #538 on: April 28, 2008, 11:03:47 PM »
Granted, now everyone has reached a state of enlightment except you.

I wish that I could remember everything I ever learned.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #539 on: May 01, 2008, 10:35:22 AM »
Wish granted now you're dead and learning from the most brillant minds ever and since you are dead you never forget anything.

I wish I had a passion fruit iced easy suger herbal tea.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #540 on: May 02, 2008, 06:04:04 AM »
Wish granted, but it's literally iced and you can't even lick it because your tongue might froze.

I wish I could live in the northern part of Norway.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #541 on: May 02, 2008, 06:08:21 AM »
Welcome, you move in with me!  ;D Trouble is, you pay your part of the rent to me with sex.

I wish I had a lodger like that ;D

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #542 on: May 02, 2008, 06:51:34 AM »
You do.. welcome to jail.  You're Bubba's little girl, now.

I wish that it were easier to lose weight.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #543 on: May 02, 2008, 07:06:15 AM »
Wish granted. Your curent weight is 30 kg and your legs are to thin to made even single step.

I wish I could have longer hair without waiting.

Offline Hunter

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #544 on: May 02, 2008, 02:24:35 PM »
Granted but tomorrow it'll be down to your ankles and completely unmannagable.

I wish I had a frickin' job.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #545 on: May 02, 2008, 03:45:50 PM »
Granted, your a jizzmopper (I love Clerks) :P

I wish I could find a wallet with $5K in it!

Offline Seara

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #546 on: May 02, 2008, 03:51:19 PM »
Granted but it is in Peso's and no one will exchange it for you.

I wish that exercise didn't make so dang tired.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #547 on: May 03, 2008, 01:54:39 PM »
Granted, but it's also not effective too.

I wish I had bigger library.

Offline Maeven

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #548 on: May 03, 2008, 06:06:34 PM »
Granted, but its in a language you cannot read. 

I wish the weekends were longer.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #549 on: May 03, 2008, 06:09:32 PM »
Now every day is a weekend day. Because you are out of a job.


I wish women would long for my touch.