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Author Topic: The Best of Blydad  (Read 16189 times)

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Offline BlyTopic starter

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #175 on: May 19, 2018, 01:10:00 AM »
(Context: it's late at night right now and Blydad is actually supposed to take his meds and go to sleep)

Blydad takes his donuts super seriously. From less than twenty minutes ago....

Me: I see you are still awake; you feeling okay, dad?
Blydad: I just
Blydad: really
Blydad: am waiting on the donut shop to open
Me: It's nearly 1 a.m.
Me: You've got at least another 3 hours
Me: You've been up a really long time, too. You should really go to sleep.
Blydad: Once upon a time when you were younger, you stayed up waiting for the donut shop to open because you wanted a box of chocolate donuts.
Blydad: See, and you did that because you got it from me. In this family, we are very willing to do whatever it takes to be the first person through the bakery doors to get the first best donut.
Me: I like donuts as much as the next person, but I mean--
Blydad: Right now, I like those donuts more than I like sleep.
Me: ...did you eat dinner?
Blydad: Nope. Saving room for donuts.
Me: This is a kneejerk reaction to you trying to get donuts yesterday and them being out, isn't it? When they only had the ones I liked?
Blydad: I SWEAR TO GOD AL ISN'T GOING TO BEAT ME THERE THIS TIME AND BUY ALL THE DAMN BOSTON CREME BEFORE I DO
Blydad: THAT SNEAKY S.O.B.
Blydad: HE EVEN KNEW THAT THEY ARE THE ONES I LIKE BEST AND HE KNEW I WAS GOING TO GO BUY THEM THAT VERY DAY.
Me: Dad--
Blydad: THIS IS WAR.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2018, 01:11:55 AM by Blythe »

Offline Oniya

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #176 on: May 19, 2018, 01:22:35 AM »

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #177 on: May 19, 2018, 03:40:57 AM »

Offline Nadir

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #178 on: May 19, 2018, 10:00:41 AM »
spite donuts best donuts

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #179 on: May 19, 2018, 10:03:28 AM »
I loves the taste of revenge in the morning.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #180 on: May 19, 2018, 10:05:42 AM »
it's that juxtaposition of the sweet treat vs the salt of another man's tears

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #181 on: May 19, 2018, 10:16:42 AM »
Yeeeeessss. >.>

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #182 on: May 19, 2018, 01:40:44 PM »
Oh Blydad... <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #183 on: May 19, 2018, 01:45:34 PM »
Doooonutssss...   O:)

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #184 on: May 19, 2018, 01:54:35 PM »
We did indeed get donuts after 4 a.m.  :-)

Then he drove to the next city over to get more a few hours ago. >_>

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #185 on: May 19, 2018, 01:56:16 PM »
Hey. He's a connoisseur!

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #186 on: May 19, 2018, 02:13:31 PM »
We did indeed get donuts after 4 a.m.  :-)

Then he drove to the next city over to get more a few hours ago. >_>

'It's worth the trip!'

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #187 on: May 19, 2018, 07:18:24 PM »
spite donuts best donuts


I heart Blydad...his priorities are perfect

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #188 on: May 19, 2018, 09:00:03 PM »
Midnight Blydad Foods:

  • Bacon sandwiches (none for Bly)
  • Donuts

I think that deserves a Michelin star.  ;D

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #189 on: May 19, 2018, 09:48:32 PM »
A glazed raised donut bacon sandwich! :-)

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #190 on: May 19, 2018, 09:53:21 PM »
*headsplode!*

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #191 on: June 13, 2018, 07:52:15 PM »
Aw, Blydad is adorable! XD

Offline BlyTopic starter

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #192 on: June 26, 2018, 07:46:03 PM »
<Blydad was making spaghetti earlier>

Blydad: what do you call a fake noodle
Blydad: *wriggles a noodle at me*
Blydad: you call it
Me: oh god this is going to be a pun, I just know it
Blydad: AN IMPASTA
Me: Coincidentally, it means it was fake because it was demonic.
Blydad: ...wait what
Me: IMP.
Blydad: ...how dare you add layers to my pun
Blydad: demonoodles in red sauce
Blydad: new name for my spaghetti


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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #193 on: June 26, 2018, 07:48:08 PM »
Bahah omg! Blydad is so amazing.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #194 on: June 26, 2018, 07:48:29 PM »
Baaaaaaaaaaaa-DUMP! :D

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #195 on: June 26, 2018, 08:11:12 PM »
demonoodles.  *cackles*

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #196 on: June 27, 2018, 12:15:36 AM »
The IMP was a stroke of genius too.  :-)

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« Reply #197 on: June 27, 2018, 05:56:54 AM »
Pun Level: Increased! XD

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #198 on: June 27, 2018, 06:58:53 AM »
~laughs~ I love the banter between you two.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #199 on: June 27, 2018, 08:12:45 AM »
Pun Level: Increased! XD

IT'S OVER 9000!