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Offline Gunslinger

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #350 on: June 15, 2009, 12:48:03 PM »
Oreo, for the last time. I HATE cookies! We are soooo over.

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #351 on: June 15, 2009, 01:01:44 PM »
When we make love, I never see your face! It's like you told the sun to never set behind you! I am not doing this anymore!

Offline LemonTea

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #352 on: June 15, 2009, 02:01:56 PM »
I understand you like to bite sweetheart, but when you almost ripped out my neck last night, that was a little too much for me. I can't afford to see you anymore!


Offline Aiden

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #353 on: June 15, 2009, 02:04:24 PM »
Sorry Lemon, I like my girls to be a little more sweet.

Offline Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #354 on: June 15, 2009, 02:33:25 PM »
But, that's the problem Aiden, I 'don't' want to look like you. I'm sorry but I like being me! We're finished, kaput, adios amigo.

Offline Aiden

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #355 on: June 15, 2009, 02:38:53 PM »
I love Oreos, but to many and I just hate myself after...I'll call you up whenever I need a midnight snack.
*Wink*

Offline Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #356 on: June 15, 2009, 02:59:10 PM »
Well, maybe a midnight snack...but only if you wipe that condescending look off your face. After that, we're through.

Offline Greg MD

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #357 on: June 15, 2009, 05:14:13 PM »
Now I know how you got the nickname 'Oreo'. It seems you're the town cookie. Everyone's dunked in your milk, haven't they? I'm gone.

Offline Pumpkin Seeds

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #358 on: June 15, 2009, 05:31:28 PM »
Ok, look I get the whole wanna be dominated thing alright.  But I'm an angel and I can't have you bringing your succubus's home from work.  Just, couldn't you keep it in your pants!?  We're finished and for God's sake would you tell her to stop using the leash I bought for you!

Offline Tachi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #359 on: June 15, 2009, 05:53:08 PM »
I'm sorry but I'll just end up clipping your wings--we need to spend some time apart.

Offline Aiden

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #360 on: June 15, 2009, 10:53:33 PM »
I know I said I was into guys when we were out last night...but I was just a little curious. See ya

Offline Bloody Paramour

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #361 on: June 15, 2009, 11:20:03 PM »
i admit, i wanted you for your hair, and your eyes,
but thats all i got out of our relationship...


by the way, your cosmetic surgeon says you can pick up your tupe and eyes on thursday....

Offline Darius

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #362 on: June 15, 2009, 11:22:56 PM »
Sweety, the glow in the dark skin is keeping me up at night. And not in a good way.

You need to go.

Offline Pumpkin Seeds

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #363 on: June 16, 2009, 02:12:22 AM »
I'm seriously tired of you running up my water bill.  I told you that it was either me or the showers and I guess you already picked.  So enjoy the shower when I leave! :: flushes the toilet::

Offline Greg MD

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #364 on: June 16, 2009, 02:20:44 AM »
The white fuzz on your chest was damn sexy until I realized that it was actually growing out of your areolas...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #365 on: June 16, 2009, 02:44:22 PM »
the wips and the collars...and that bikini?
take it off and maybe ill take you seriously for once. its over.

Offline Serephino

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #366 on: June 16, 2009, 09:20:33 PM »
I know I said your pale glowing skin made you look exotic, but I need the sun!  Later babe, I'm off to the beach to find a girl with a tan.

Offline Tachi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #367 on: June 17, 2009, 02:34:33 PM »
Sorry, but I'm afraid of getting caught in the same radiation and turning blue. It's over.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #368 on: June 17, 2009, 02:39:53 PM »
i always wished i could take away the pain from your scars, but you gave me too many of my own, sayonara

Offline Greg MD

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #369 on: June 17, 2009, 03:21:39 PM »
You never look me in the eye when I talk to you. You're always busy staring at your own cleavage---granted, I'm not attempting to make eye contact either since my eyes are glued to the same place, but hell, I'm a guy. It's expected of me, not you! Adios.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #370 on: June 17, 2009, 03:27:17 PM »
its hard to compete with that, or is it? atleast ive got something to look at.

Offline Greg MD

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #371 on: June 17, 2009, 03:29:59 PM »
(this will be the first time I've EVER used this acronym) O.M.G.....I've got nothing in response to that...it was such a beautiful putdown....wow!  :o

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #372 on: June 17, 2009, 03:31:14 PM »
*hugs and comforts you* its alright. im only mean to the people i like.

Offline Black Shuck

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #373 on: June 30, 2009, 06:03:38 AM »
*[Black Shuck]: stumbles down the road out of breath from all the running he had to do to escape the kissing avatar's game when he spies an easy mark and fixes his coat up to look its shabbiest.*

"Hey there purdy lady, spare a couple bucks for a bottle o'  Ewok rum, I'm just a lil' bit....short... hmmm, I see you have a heck of a lotta baggage...er ...company. Forget this, I'm not getting involved no matter how gorgeous those things ...er....are..."

*wipes hobbo drool offa his hobbo chin before physically averting his leering gaze.*

"I'm not fallin' for those siren wiles o' yers, I'm outta here crazy lady."

Offline mkkdreams

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #374 on: June 30, 2009, 06:55:25 AM »
*Wipes his spittle from her face*

Umm... say it, don't spray it please.  I'll be back when I find an umbrella big enough to avoid the showers.