*[Black Shuck]: stumbles down the road out of breath from all the running he had to do to escape the kissing avatar's game when he spies an easy mark and fixes his coat up to look its shabbiest.*
"Hey there purdy lady, spare a couple bucks for a bottle o' Ewok rum, I'm just a lil' bit....short... hmmm, I see you have a heck of a lotta baggage...er ...company. Forget this, I'm not getting involved no matter how gorgeous those things ...er....are..."
*wipes hobbo drool offa his hobbo chin before physically averting his leering gaze.*
"I'm not fallin' for those siren wiles o' yers, I'm outta here crazy lady."