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Beautiful Mystery

#225
February 10, 2015, 09:00:58 PM
Nothing seems to happen, the machine making no sounds or noises. You soon hear a loud honk. A goose appears from your right side, honking and charging at you. Obviously he isn't happy to see you.

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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns.
He comes dressed as everything you have wished for.
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Rhedyn

#226
February 12, 2015, 12:27:37 PM
The machine dispenses two envelopes and a note that reads:

QuoteDear lucky recipient, as my 225th customer you have been given the chance to claim a mystery prize by playing trick or treat. Please pick one of the envelopes to open to receive your prize.

Hope you pick the treat.

-Machine number 115327.

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SpiralSpider

#227
February 13, 2015, 09:59:57 AM
The machine dispenses a gift certificate redeemable for a free full set of wool dread extensions.

clink goes the coin
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MasterMischief

#228
February 14, 2015, 06:49:18 PM
The machine shakes, ba's and ejects a live goat.

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EdwardShane

#229
February 14, 2015, 06:51:55 PM
The machine rather abruptly slams open like a door with a loud GASHUNK noise, and a shark flies through the air.  It lands mouth first on the goat.  Mmmmmm, last meal....

There is now a shark flopping around on the floor as it noms on a goat.  The machine closes and goes back to normal, whatever "normal" may apply to within this thread.

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Beguile's Mistress

#230
February 14, 2015, 08:47:48 PM
A kinda sappy rendition of the Barney song begins to play as a procession of Gummy Bears comes marching out of the machine followed by a line of Sour Gummy Worms. 

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scribus1000

#231
February 14, 2015, 09:04:35 PM
The machine rattles loudly with a force that suggests it may break apart...but it stops, followed by an abrupt blast of confetti shooting out. It seems to be celebrating.

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EdwardShane

#232
February 14, 2015, 09:21:31 PM
Quote from: scribus1000 on February 14, 2015, 09:04:35 PM
The machine rattles loudly with a force that suggests it may break apart...but it stops, followed by an abrupt blast of confetti shooting out. It seems to be celebrating.

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The machine peppers you with rapid fire hershey kisses.

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Beautiful Mystery

#233
February 14, 2015, 11:24:49 PM
The machine dispenses a cup before dippin dots fall down into the cup. As you pick up the cup, the vending machine opens up and spills out a flood of dippin dots.

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He comes dressed as everything you have wished for.
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steele

#234
April 03, 2015, 12:35:51 PM
A small card exits the slot next to the coin drop

Congratulations. You have one chance to win $100
Ready?

The top of the machine divides and a clear helium balloon with a single bill rises towards the heavens.

Are you quick enough?

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If you can put it off till tomorrow ..perhaps its not worth doing at all.

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Vilis

#235
April 03, 2015, 01:37:42 PM
Nothing seems to happen until you notice something is stuck coming out the dispenser. Following a pop sound, a hug pillow of your waifu is thrown at you.

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Rhedyn

#236
April 03, 2015, 04:17:09 PM
The machine dispenses a brick which thuds on the ground, narrowly missing your foot. On closer inspection you see a smiley face drawn onto the end and a note taped to it's back. The note reads:

Hi, I'm Bricky your new best buddy. A little about me...

Likes: Building things

Dislikes: Being thrown through windows

Please take care of me.



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StarIcy

#237
May 15, 2015, 12:33:48 PM
As SOON AS YOU PUT THE COIN IN NOTHING HAPPENS. YOU LOOK AT THE MACHINE AND WALKS AWAY. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE CRAIN GRABS YOU. PULLS YOU INTO THE MACHINE. DISPENSE YOU AT THE BOTTOM, AND YOU END UP IN A UFO...

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EdwardShane

#238
May 15, 2015, 12:37:29 PM
As soon as the coin is inserted, you get your own personal storm cloud!  Unfortunately, all it ever seems to do is rain on your head.

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Wispyr

#239
May 21, 2015, 05:17:47 AM
The vending machine begins to dispense your prize, when it suddenly catches and leaves you empty handed and one coin short.

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Blythe

#240
August 01, 2015, 09:47:21 PM
You get...an ordinary bag of Cheetos!  ??? Wait a minute. This vending machine actually worked like a real vending machine? Something must be amiss!

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Golden Spider

#241
August 06, 2015, 01:07:52 PM
You hear the coin clink and the machine lights up, you watch as your bag on funyons slowly exits the corrall and starts to fall into the delivery bin. yoy reach in and pull out a gift certificate for a week long spa day in the wastelands of the antarctic.   Where the Bleep are your funyons!!



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Omnius

#242
August 06, 2015, 02:10:32 PM
Out pops a bag of funyons, apparently there was a delay


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Beguile's Mistress

#243
August 06, 2015, 03:32:04 PM
Noise!  Whistles!  Horns!  Bells!  Grinding gears!  Throbbing belts!  A few loud bangs and an enormous belch and out pops a pixie the size of your thumb with a really bad attitude that attaches itself to your nose and won't let go!

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Golden Spider

#244
August 13, 2015, 03:48:47 PM
The machine whirs then pops out a small replica of the vending machine that give a gumball when you put in a penny. gumballs not included


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EdwardShane

#245
August 13, 2015, 03:50:47 PM
The machine abruptly swings open, and a marching band starts parading out and towards the exit of the building.  Playing their music loudly and proudly every step of the way.  Once the last member is out of the machine, the machine swings closed again.

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Blythe

#246
August 15, 2015, 08:50:00 PM
The machine gives you Gilbert Gottfried, the comedian. How on earth did he get in there in the first place? Why did he cost only a quarter? No one may ever know.


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Jazra

#247
September 09, 2015, 12:20:16 AM
The machine spits out one live hairy crab!


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EdwardShane

#248
September 09, 2015, 12:25:36 AM
The machine makes a farting sound.  Nothing else, that's it...that is all that happens.

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Golden Spider

#249
September 09, 2015, 01:28:54 PM
You get a wallet filled with.... slices of ham with numbers on them?


Coin!... on a string!  ^-^
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