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Offline Roni

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #100 on: June 04, 2014, 08:32:30 AM »
*Noms the jellybeans and stares at the machine.*

The machine stares back at Roni and auroreChloe before offering a simple robotic handshake.

Ooookay…

Coin.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #101 on: June 04, 2014, 12:17:09 PM »
Machine gurgles and red blue and yellow body paint starts to pour out of it on to the floor at Ronis feet.

Coin!

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #102 on: June 04, 2014, 02:00:28 PM »
The machine dumps a mountain of used matches at Chassey's feet.

Coin.

Online EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #103 on: June 04, 2014, 02:49:14 PM »
Rhedyn receives 50 experience points.  Gain a level!

Coin

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #104 on: June 04, 2014, 03:18:23 PM »
The machine taunts EdwardShane in that that same French accent:

I fart in your general direction."

coin

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #105 on: June 04, 2014, 03:31:16 PM »
The machine spits out a LOL sign to commemorate it's sense of humour.

Coin.

Offline Adammair

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #106 on: June 05, 2014, 01:39:41 AM »
The machine gently sets a basket full of fluffy kittehs for Rhedyn AND SpiralSpider to adore.

Coin.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #107 on: June 05, 2014, 01:56:33 AM »
Machine shakes and a excessive talking hamster is produced with a pair of ear plugs.

Coin!
« Last Edit: June 05, 2014, 02:01:24 AM by Chasseybaby »

Offline Adammair

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #108 on: June 05, 2014, 01:59:21 AM »
The machine dispenses a jackhammer and a pair of construction workers' noise-cancelling headphones to drown out the excessively talkative hammer.

Coin.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #109 on: June 05, 2014, 02:04:03 AM »
(Stupid auto correct) machine cranks and water slowly starts to flood the room as two shark floatys pop up from the water.

Swims down , coin!

Offline Adammair

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #110 on: June 05, 2014, 02:12:37 AM »
(just saw the edit. lol) Hammer...er, hamster's gotta have a wheel...

Machine rolls out a shiny hamster wheel, to keep the varmint occupied.

Coin.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #111 on: June 05, 2014, 02:22:14 AM »
Machine freezes then spits out a cooler that fills up when it is opened with any beverage.

Coin !

(Yeah my iPhone sucks)

Offline Adammair

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #112 on: June 05, 2014, 02:26:25 AM »
Machine freezes then spits out a cooler that fills up when it is opened with any beverage.

I NEED one of those! :o

Machine whirs, hisses, and froths and pours out a large cappucino...into a small cup...

Coin.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #113 on: June 05, 2014, 02:33:51 AM »
Lol I know! ^^

Eyes the cup and wonders if her body can take anymore sugar intake tonight. The machine hums and soon spits out a pickle.

Coin!




Offline Blythe

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #114 on: June 05, 2014, 02:37:47 AM »
You receive seventeen owl beanie babies, all of different owl species!


Coin!

Offline Adammair

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #115 on: June 05, 2014, 02:40:27 AM »
The book Birdwatcher's Guide to Owls appears in the slot. Flipping through it, you find that 17 pages are missing, corresponding to the previously dispensed beanie babies.

Coin.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #116 on: June 05, 2014, 02:50:56 AM »
Machine pushes out a towel.

Coin!

Offline Dovel

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #117 on: June 05, 2014, 05:08:51 AM »
The machine produces A guide to the uses of a Towel

Coin.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #118 on: June 06, 2014, 04:10:58 AM »
The machine sprays water everywhere.

Coin.

Online Cassandra LeMay

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #119 on: June 06, 2014, 04:47:59 AM »
The machine shoots a giant laser beam at the moon and narrowly misses. The machine curses and mutters something about the aim of stormtroopers in a deep, rumbling, metalic voice.

Coin

Offline Roni

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #120 on: June 06, 2014, 06:04:48 AM »
In that same vein, the machine offers Cass a lightsaber with choice of crystal color.

*Grabs a towel and wipes the body paint off her her feets.*

Coin…?
« Last Edit: June 06, 2014, 06:12:14 AM by Roni »

Online EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #121 on: June 06, 2014, 06:11:10 AM »
The machine waves a hand at Roni. "This is not the machine you're looking for." 

Coin

Offline Belle33

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #122 on: June 07, 2014, 02:21:21 PM »
The machine delivers two hugs and three light kisses on the cheek.  (Hey - it's a friendly machine)

Coin!

Offline Adammair

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #123 on: June 07, 2014, 03:23:51 PM »
The machine delivers two chest gropes and three spanks on the behind. (It's also a kinky/naughty machine)

Coin.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #124 on: June 07, 2014, 03:31:39 PM »
Machine divides  out peanut butter M&Ms.

Coin!