Vending Machine!

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Roni

*Noms the jellybeans and stares at the machine.*

The machine stares back at Roni and auroreChloe before offering a simple robotic handshake.

Ooookay…

Coin.

Chasseybaby

Machine gurgles and red blue and yellow body paint starts to pour out of it on to the floor at Ronis feet.

Coin!

Rhedyn

The machine dumps a mountain of used matches at Chassey's feet.

Coin.

EdwardShane

Rhedyn receives 50 experience points.  Gain a level!

Coin

SpiralSpider

The machine taunts EdwardShane in that that same French accent:

I fart in your general direction."

coin
~ My Ons/Offs, Characters and general RP info ~ Where am I?

"If you get hurt, hurt them back. If they kill you... walk it off."

Rhedyn

The machine spits out a LOL sign to commemorate it's sense of humour.

Coin.

Adammair

The machine gently sets a basket full of fluffy kittehs for Rhedyn AND SpiralSpider to adore.

Coin.

Chasseybaby

#107
Machine shakes and a excessive talking hamster is produced with a pair of ear plugs.

Coin!

Adammair

The machine dispenses a jackhammer and a pair of construction workers' noise-cancelling headphones to drown out the excessively talkative hammer.

Coin.

Chasseybaby

(Stupid auto correct) machine cranks and water slowly starts to flood the room as two shark floatys pop up from the water.

Swims down , coin!

Adammair

(just saw the edit. lol) Hammer...er, hamster's gotta have a wheel...

Machine rolls out a shiny hamster wheel, to keep the varmint occupied.

Coin.

Chasseybaby

Machine freezes then spits out a cooler that fills up when it is opened with any beverage.

Coin !

(Yeah my iPhone sucks)

Adammair

Quote from: Chasseybaby on June 05, 2014, 02:22:14 AM
Machine freezes then spits out a cooler that fills up when it is opened with any beverage.

I NEED one of those! :o

Machine whirs, hisses, and froths and pours out a large cappucino...into a small cup...

Coin.

Chasseybaby

Lol I know! ^^

Eyes the cup and wonders if her body can take anymore sugar intake tonight. The machine hums and soon spits out a pickle.

Coin!




Blythe

You receive seventeen owl beanie babies, all of different owl species!


Coin!

Adammair

The book Birdwatcher's Guide to Owls appears in the slot. Flipping through it, you find that 17 pages are missing, corresponding to the previously dispensed beanie babies.

Coin.

Chasseybaby

Machine pushes out a towel.

Coin!

Dovel

Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Rhedyn

The machine sprays water everywhere.

Coin.

Cassandra LeMay

The machine shoots a giant laser beam at the moon and narrowly misses. The machine curses and mutters something about the aim of stormtroopers in a deep, rumbling, metalic voice.

Coin
ONs, OFFs, and writing samples | Oath of the Drake

You can not value dreams according to the odds of their becoming true.
(Sonia Sotomayor)

Roni

#120
In that same vein, the machine offers Cass a lightsaber with choice of crystal color.

*Grabs a towel and wipes the body paint off her her feets.*

Coin…?

EdwardShane

The machine waves a hand at Roni. "This is not the machine you're looking for." 

Coin

Belle33

The machine delivers two hugs and three light kisses on the cheek.  (Hey - it's a friendly machine)

Coin!

Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP

Adammair

The machine delivers two chest gropes and three spanks on the behind. (It's also a kinky/naughty machine)

Coin.

Chasseybaby

Machine divides  out peanut butter M&Ms.

Coin!