Vending Machine!

[Wispyr]

The machine rumbles, even starts to smoke! Then, out pops a freshly toasted pastry for your enjoyment.

-Coin-

[Beguile's Mistress]

A soft voice begins to whisper and chanting fills the air as voices throb in unrecognizable tongue and out pops and impish little demon.

Coin!

[Blythe]

After a brief rumble, the vending machine spits out a perfect pair of delicate silver and white heels for BeMi and a book that has no title written upon it...but whenever it opens, it becomes whatever BeMi would most like to read!


Coin!

[CaptainNexus616]

Kool Aid Man suddenly busts through the wall behind the vending machine causing it to fall over you and crush you. Shocked by what occurred the Kool-Aid man quickly cleans up the scene and drops you off at the hospital with amnesia all the while screaming OH YEAH!

Coin!

[Beautiful Mystery]

The machine rumbles a bit, a squeaking noise to follow. It seems as though nothing was dispensed. However, an adorable little kitty peers around from the back of the machine, letting out a small meow.

Coin!

[Princeoflight]

The machine produces a mystery novel.

Coin !

[Rhedyn]

After a minute or two and a fair bit of noise the machine delivers several odd socks, an empty yogurt pot and three red buttons.

Coin.

[Princeoflight]

That's random !

The machine gives you a well roasted steak.

Coin !

[youngpervyoldman]

With a clank and a thud the machine dispenses a pair of magical golden plated wings to the Prince o' Flight.

Coin.

[Beautiful Mystery]

The machine quickly dispenses a book. Upon further inspection, it is found to be a knock off version of "50 Shades of Gray." It is titled "49 Shades of Beige."

Coin.

[Princeoflight]

xD That's hilarious !

The machine produces a 50 inch tv.

[youngpervyoldman]

Finally, a break from all this vending. Vending machine dispenses a hot cup of coffee, just to feel the stream caress it's utilitarian frame. The afternoon sun shines in through a window and in this moment vending machine is happy. Just then a goblin walks in pushing a hand cart of boxes. The goblin's uniform says Vignaruk's Venerable Vending Supply Co. The goblin grabs a key and opens vending machine, empties his coin bank, and restocks the machine with a wondrous assortment of trinkets. Before the goblin leaves he tests vending machine for proper operation by inserting a

coin.

[Adammair]

A steady pounding is heard, growing louder and louder as the seconds pass, until finally an orc barrels through the front of the machine. The enraged creature screams what can only be translated as "Kill the halfling!" Mistaking the goblin for a hobbit, he grabs it by its scrawny neck, tosses it on the floor, hard, and stomps on its small frame repeatedly. He then storms off, yelling "Find the she-elf!"

Coin!

[King Serperior]

The machine buzzes and out pops a three kilograms of crushed ice, followed by a stream of soda, soaking the floor.  The machine then informs you to clean up the mess you made.

COIN!

[Rhedyn]

The machine delivers an oddly shaped present in pretty gift wrap. Unfortunately it's fastened with so much clear tape that it's impossible to open.

Coin.

[Adammair]

clunk...clink...clunk...clink...rattle...rattle...tick...tickety...tock...

plink...

out pops...

...wait for it!

A box cutter and a can opener.

coin!

[Roni]

With a flop and an audible "oof!" Roni tumbles through the slot to splay across Adammair's feet.

Owies. 

Coin?

[Beguile's Mistress]

A cacophonous grinding of gears is heard followed by a series of squeaks and groans.  The machine shakes and bounces and then grows ominously quiet.  Suddenly out pops a teeny-tiny fairy who bops you on the nose and skedaddles.

Coin!

[Beautiful Mystery]

The machine dispenses a small package. Upon inspection, it has the word "Risky Business" written on the outside. The package contains a pair of underwear, socks and a button up shirt.

Coin!

[Beguile's Mistress]

Jelly beans of a peculiar dark green hue erupt from the machine followed by brown gumdrops and grey gummy bears.  You try a jelly bean and it explodes in a fiery blast!  Tiny letters in white on the others give the explanation!  Jalapeno!  The brown tastes like something you haven't seen since you changed your nephew's diaper last week.  You stare at the gray gummy bears and slowly back away shuddering and shaking your head in denial.

Coin!

[Rhedyn]

The machine churns before printing out a personalised to-do list where all of the things you need to do have been crossed off leaving you free to spend the rest of your day doing all of the things you want to do.

Coin.

[Beguile's Mistress]

There are bells, whistles and chimes and Mary Poppin's portmanteau slides out through the slot.

Coin!

[Beautiful Mystery]

The machine lets out a low groan, then a puff of smoke is emitted. Out drops a super soft blanket, a cup of cocoa and a murder mystery novel.

Coin!

[EdwardShane]

The machine starts grumbling something about foreign currency, seems to take a moment, and then finally gives you half of an empty box.

Coin

[Beguile's Mistress]

The sounds of waves come soothingly from the machine and out pops a snow shovel and an airline ticket to Tahiti.

Coin!