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Offline TidalYuri

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #175 on: August 08, 2014, 06:47:05 PM »
The machine sprouts human legs and walks to another corner of the room to get comfortable.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #176 on: August 08, 2014, 06:48:16 PM »
The machine rumbles and begins to pelt you with rice until you are up to your waist in it.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #177 on: August 08, 2014, 08:21:12 PM »
There are a series of hisses, whistles and squeaks and the machine shakes and trembles before going ominously quiet.  A moment later a small toy soldier slides out onto the floor, marches up to you and proceeds to stab your toes with its bayonet. ;D

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #178 on: August 21, 2014, 04:03:32 PM »
The toy soldier proceeds to do the same to BeMi, disgruntled by the fact no new coin was offered to the machine.

Coin

Offline Kwiehtyp3

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #179 on: August 31, 2014, 08:57:43 AM »
The machine doesn't appear to do anything at first. Then loud pops and whirs can be heard. Light smoke trickles from the dispenser. A loud mechanical grind adds to the now concerning turn of events. A burnt smell fills the air and you're quite sure the machine Is going to erupt Into flames any second. Then all goes quiet. A strange and tiny light glows within. As you approach, you find a tiny, glowing seed that radiates and aura of Intoxicating curiousity.

Coin.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #180 on: October 15, 2014, 03:45:58 PM »
The machine spits out one hundred frogs which proceed to jump around everywhere.

Coin.

Offline jcsimpson

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #181 on: October 15, 2014, 04:12:12 PM »
The machine gives you a brand new convertible, disassembled of course.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #182 on: October 15, 2014, 09:23:27 PM »
There is an awful lot of grinding, whooshing, and slurping going on inside the machine for several minutes, lights flash and the machine shakes and vibrates and after a long deep groan spits out a

paperclip.

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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #183 on: October 15, 2014, 09:24:53 PM »
the machine spits out a deed for a literal gold mine!

....but all that's in it is fool's gold.

Coin

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #184 on: October 16, 2014, 06:28:33 AM »
The machine grumbles a little before returning your coin to you because it's fake.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #185 on: October 16, 2014, 07:08:49 PM »
The machine begins to leak cherry syrup from the coin slot, Coke syrup from the dispenser slot and carbonated water in a flood from the top.  Now you have Cherry Coke everywhere and no straws or glasses.

*coin*

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #186 on: October 17, 2014, 03:16:43 AM »
The vending machine begins to vibrate and it belches out a swarm of angry bees.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #187 on: November 02, 2014, 07:07:58 AM »
The machine sprays autumn leaves everywhere in an effort to bring the outside in.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #188 on: November 03, 2014, 11:58:23 AM »
The machine hurls a thousand holiday mixtapes at you.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #189 on: November 04, 2014, 10:15:47 AM »
The machine groans and whines before reeling out 100 metres of red silk ribbon.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #190 on: November 16, 2014, 07:40:48 PM »
The machine creeks like old attic boards being walked on before sputtering out a cloud of dust.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #191 on: November 16, 2014, 11:44:35 PM »
Baubles spin, gear whirl, and bulbs light up before the machine ejects an ugly Christmas sweater.

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Offline Blythe

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #192 on: November 28, 2014, 02:25:18 PM »
You get a small clockwork automaton that will clean your house for you!


Coin!

Offline Adammair

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #193 on: November 29, 2014, 12:11:12 AM »
The machine rattles, rumbles, then rattles some more. It begins to shake and lurch violently. "Ka-chunk! Ka-thump! Bang! Thump! Ka-CHUNK!"

Suddenly, the coin comes flying out of the change slot at high velocity and embeds itself in the wall opposite. The machine calms down slowly, and then dispenses the most adorable, fluffy teddy bear you've ever seen.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #194 on: November 30, 2014, 09:11:01 PM »
Baubles spin, gear whirl, and bulbs light up before the machine ejects an apple and berry scented candle! Enjoy!

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #195 on: December 03, 2014, 04:07:47 AM »
The machine drops an advent calendar... minus all of the chocolates.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #196 on: December 03, 2014, 12:17:34 PM »
Baubles spin, gear whirl, and bulbs light up before the machine ejects a patchwork teddy bear!

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #197 on: December 09, 2014, 03:18:23 PM »
After a long delay, a swarm of spiders frantically crawls out of the machine.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #198 on: December 09, 2014, 05:33:57 PM »
The lovely smell of vanilla, roasted nuts and burnt sugar precedes the arrival of a bag of candy coated nut.

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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #199 on: December 09, 2014, 05:37:59 PM »
The machine wobbles for a moment before unfolding.  Its parts all readjust, and it then refolds itself.  It now appears as a completely different vending machine than it did before, and is even Christmas themed.

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