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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Vending Machine!
« on: May 22, 2014, 09:22:52 PM »
So, there was a forum game I encountered a while back that I thought might be fun to introduce here.  Granted, I don't know if it's been done before or not, but still...I'm gonna leave it here and see how well it takes off.

The game works like this...there's a magic vending machine that will give you something at random in exchange for putting a coin in, symbolized by typing the word "Coin" in at the end of your post.  However, you don't decide what you get.  The person who posts AFTER YOU DO determines what you got.  As an example:

Person #1: Coin

Person #2: The machine throws a coconut cream pie at Person #1.  Coin

Person #3: The machine hands Person #2 a baby humpback whale.  Congratulations!  Coin

Person #1: IT'S A NEEEEEEEEEEEW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!  Person #3's prize is parked outside, a lovely crimson red corvette!....too bad the birds got to it before they did.  Coin


And so on, and so forth.  The machine can spit out just about anything as a vended item.  Do have fun people  :)  I'll start us off.


Coin

Offline Blythe

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2014, 09:24:56 PM »
Ooh, I've heard of this forum game, and I like it.  :-)


You get a small shrunken city in a bottle, EdwardShane!

Coin!

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 09:25:32 PM »
The machine spits out a kangaroo at Blythe!

*puts in a coin*

Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2014, 09:27:45 PM »
Hehe, glad it's got your approval Blythe XD  *sets the city in a bottle on a collectibles shelf*

The machine gives Beautiful a cup of coffee.....minus the cup.

Coin

Offline Zaphod

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2014, 09:32:05 PM »
A horse sized duck lands on Ed's lap. QUACK! :P

Coin!

Offline auroraChloe

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2014, 09:38:13 PM »
the machine topples out a squirting lapel flower filled with fairy dust

coin!



Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2014, 09:48:45 PM »
O.o EGAD.  That is a large duck.

The machine burps loudly as Chloe's coin disappears....forever.  It ate her coin!

Coin

Offline Beautiful Mystery

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2014, 09:53:52 PM »
Her hands get burned by the coffee OW!

The machine drops a bucket of water on Shane's head, giving a robotic "Hehe"

Coin!

Offline Blythe

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2014, 10:07:49 PM »
Lost his boxing match with that kangaroo that came out of the vending machine! O_O

You get a very chatty but saucy parrot, Mystery!

Coin!

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2014, 10:33:45 PM »
The machine drops a pair of roller skates minus the wheels into the delivery tray.

Coin!

Offline Kevben Battleheart

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2014, 10:43:37 PM »
After a few moments the machine drops what appears to be a magazine into the tray. Upon further inspection you see it's titled "Lusty Space Marine"

Coin!

Offline Cassandra LeMay

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2014, 11:41:18 PM »
The machine spits out the parts for a brand new iPhone, together with assembly instructions in Korean and Peruvian.

Coin!

Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2014, 11:47:26 PM »
O.o GAH ICE WATER *brrrr*

Cass receives a single red mushroom with white spots on it.

Coin

Offline Beautiful Mystery

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2014, 03:50:52 PM »
The vending machine rumbles before dropping a skeleton key on the ground for EdwardShane.

Coin

Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2014, 03:56:36 PM »
>.>.......<.<......*discreetly pockets key for later usage*

Beautiful receives an egg....it hatches into a pair of the most adorable zerglings ever.  They proceed to run in circles around her, wanting to play.





Coin

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2014, 05:06:35 PM »
The machine spits out a pair of recently worn panties at EdwardShane.
Perhaps it was assembled in Japan?

Coin

Offline vysethethird

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2014, 05:12:19 PM »
The machine spits out... A bag of coins? Oh wait, SpiralSpider, they are milk chocolate coins in the golden foil.


Coin.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2014, 05:23:10 PM »
The machine drops a stack of....questionable novels at vysethethird's feet, including titles such as, "How to blind sharks wearing silk skirts" among other things.

Coin!

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2014, 06:19:11 PM »
Hum... I guess I shall name it.... Uh... Grapes? xD Something like that. I shall think of a better name later. I still have yet to name my parrot...

The machine spits out a delicious looking fortune cookie at King Superior. Upon reading, the fortune states: "Help! I am trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"

Coin

Offline Kevben Battleheart

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2014, 06:32:47 PM »
The machine spits out the parts for a brand new iPhone, together with assembly instructions in Korean and Peruvian.

Coin!
Heh, guess I'm just gonna have to find a Korean and a Peruvian and eat them to learn their languages. (For those uninitiated there is a organ in some Space Marines called the Omophagea where they can essentially 'learn by eating.' Full details here at phase 8.)

After several seconds a light shines down from above on the machine and causes it to cough up a bible with a handwritten note saying: I find your lack of faith in me, disturbing.

Coin!

Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2014, 06:37:57 PM »
O_o what the- *pauses and stares, unsure how to respond*  ....okaaaaay then o.o

The machine makes a click and then a whirring noise.  Three slots start spinning rapidly, slowly stopping to show one seven.....two sevens.....and a lemon. Kevben was not lucky at the slots today.

Coin

Offline vysethethird

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2014, 06:42:24 PM »
*looks at the 'questionable novels' and puts them on a bookshelf in basement*

The machine starts to beep, click and whistle with steam. It then calms down and out comes... A shrubbery *Cue the alarm sound from "Monty Python's The holy grail" that plays during the Knights who say Ni announcing what they want*

Two Coins

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2014, 01:14:44 AM »
The machine shakes a bit then spits out a fez and a pair of 3D glasses

^^v

Coin

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2014, 10:21:08 PM »
The machine plunks out a tardis gachapon.

coin

Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2014, 10:38:47 PM »
The machine smacks Spiral in the face with a pair of sardines.

Coin