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Offline Belle33

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #150 on: June 17, 2014, 04:24:15 PM »
My favorite!  *slips the shirt on and watches the machine dispense a silver flute on which the melody that is Roni can be played*

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #151 on: June 17, 2014, 05:33:10 PM »
The machine makes a whirring sound and spits out a pair of extra large clown shoes and a lollypop, cherry flavor.

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Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #152 on: June 18, 2014, 03:48:04 AM »
The machine releases a beautiful butterfly into the air.

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Offline Timidity

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #153 on: June 18, 2014, 10:56:28 AM »
The machine rattles momentarily, only to release a toffee sculpture of Patrick Stewart just seconds later.

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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #154 on: June 18, 2014, 10:57:24 AM »
The machine blinks a couple times before staring unnervingly at Timidity.

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Offline Timidity

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #155 on: June 18, 2014, 11:03:43 AM »
The machine whined before producing a bottle of tears.

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Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #156 on: June 19, 2014, 03:41:41 AM »
The machine reels out an unraveled roll of toilet paper, square by square, into a heap on the floor.

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Offline Zuleika

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #157 on: July 21, 2014, 03:13:49 PM »
The machine reels out hundreds of free condoms on the floor.

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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #158 on: July 21, 2014, 03:19:43 PM »
The machine dispenses exactly 472 bottle caps.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #159 on: July 21, 2014, 05:47:09 PM »
The machine emits a leprechaun that snarls and begins chasing your around the room.

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Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #160 on: July 23, 2014, 01:48:36 PM »
The machine drops out the leprechaun's pot of gold... one piece at a time.

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Offline Translucent Bard

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #161 on: July 23, 2014, 02:18:14 PM »
The machine dispenses three giant squares of Hersey's chocolate.

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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #162 on: July 23, 2014, 02:21:03 PM »
The machine spits out graham crackers and marshmellows. 

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Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #163 on: July 30, 2014, 08:13:57 AM »
The machine delivers a pretty gift box decorated with shiny paper and a ribbon... there's nothing inside it though.

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Offline Marchoisas

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #164 on: July 31, 2014, 01:23:41 AM »
The machine dispenses an asbestos cat.

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Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #165 on: July 31, 2014, 07:00:05 AM »
The machine fires out a round of skittles finally dropping the little bag they came in at the end.

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Offline Marchoisas

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #166 on: July 31, 2014, 04:53:52 PM »
The machine dispenses a paper dog.

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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #167 on: July 31, 2014, 05:04:48 PM »
The machine gives you a golden ticket.  Too bad it's expired...

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Offline Marchoisas

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #168 on: July 31, 2014, 09:59:38 PM »
The machine opens its dispenser slot like a mouth and swalows you vhole.

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Offline Blythe

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #169 on: August 06, 2014, 03:07:26 PM »
The machine rattles and eventually dispenses an adorable clockwork penguin that can fit in the palm of your hand!



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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #170 on: August 06, 2014, 03:11:22 PM »
The machine explodes (miraculously leaving you unscathed) and Kurama the demon fox steps out.  The machine is then oddly rematerialized again.



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Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #171 on: August 07, 2014, 12:28:01 PM »
The machine dispenses a mysterious old key to who-knows-where.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #172 on: August 07, 2014, 12:30:05 PM »
The machine groans and deposits a pair of muddy, purple boots, one that is three sizes too small and one that is three sizes too large.

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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #173 on: August 07, 2014, 12:45:55 PM »
The machine gives you a baby voidling.  Congratulations, it's....a....well, it's a thing.



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Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #174 on: August 08, 2014, 05:19:43 AM »
The machine delivers a thank you note for all the coins you have given it so far.

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