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Offline Adammair

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2014, 01:45:25 AM »
The machine propels a grappling hook out at Ed, latching onto him and pulling him face-first into the machine as a low, gruff voice calls out "Get over here!"

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Offline Cassandra LeMay

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2014, 02:24:55 AM »
The machine spits out a colorful card depicting fireworks and confetti, with "THANK YOU" written on it in large golden letters.

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Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2014, 02:41:23 AM »
The machine rattles and Chassey falls out... "Ouchies! Stupid ass mach... Oh Hi!" ^^

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Offline Cassandra LeMay

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2014, 02:51:07 AM »
*extends hand to help Chassey to her feet* Now that is what I call a coin well spent.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2014, 02:55:50 AM »
*takes Cass's hand and dust off her backside* Well thank you for putting that coin in and svain me ^^ *kicks machine* All right now hand it over.... *waits and pouts* dont make me come in there and get it... *machine spits out her shorts*  Thank you! ^^

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2014, 10:33:41 AM »
The machine makes an odd sound and drops exactly 31 diving fins at your feet.

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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2014, 11:20:40 AM »
The machine rumbles as odd crunching sounds are heard inside.  The machine then spits out a pile of bone dust.

FATALITY

Edward Shane clone #675 materializes.

Now that I am back....

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Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2014, 11:25:40 AM »
Machine groans and spits out the doll from SAW.

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Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2014, 05:26:48 PM »
The machine makes a very feminine, sensual moan and a 12 inch figure of David Tennant slides out.

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2014, 05:47:13 PM »
There's a strange sound coming from the deepest parts of the machine.  With a sudden scream of internal gears, a single, leatherbound book drops at Spider's feet.  It leaves no hint as to what is inside.

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Offline Adammair

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2014, 03:33:42 AM »
A large trampoline slides out in front of the vending machine and a chute opens at the top of the machine. From the chute rolls an extremely heavy rubber ball, landing on the trampoline and proceeding to bounce...and bounce...and bounce...

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Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2014, 02:30:15 PM »
A sign pops out of the machine. It reads,
"At this location in 1897,
NOTHING HAPPENED."

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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2014, 04:13:05 PM »
The machine starts playing "It's a Small World After All" in the most annoying whiny voice Spider has ever heard.

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Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2014, 06:09:30 PM »
Machine whines and spits out a red and blue pill as well as a white rabbit with a fluffy tail that hops away once it's free. 

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Offline Adammair

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2014, 06:38:26 PM »
The machine emits a large cloud of smoke, which randomly changes colors, from the traditional smoky gray, to crimson, to navy blue, to forest green, and on and on...

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Offline Roni

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2014, 07:04:59 PM »
*The machine coughs up a half-finished sonata of unknown origins. It would play it too…but it keeps getting stuck on repeat. "It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small, small world."*

>.<

Someone shut it up!

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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2014, 07:07:56 PM »
The machine spits out a Dr. Pepper into the vending slot.

....it then grows a pair of arms, shakes the can vigorously, and opens it in Roni's general direction.

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Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2014, 07:33:40 PM »
The machine emits a voice with a posh British accent, "Hello, EdwardShane. You have initiated the self destruct sequence. In the interest of being fair, you will be allowed an item you submitted a coin for. It is a count down device. Good luck."

Out pops a stopwatch-like thing that's flashing.

3...

2...

1...


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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2014, 08:27:55 PM »
A carrot and broccoli come out.  After a couple of seconds, a bunneh comes and takes them away


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Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2014, 08:52:57 PM »
The machine spits out an object while yelling at KS "You must construct additional pylons!"




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Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2014, 12:26:40 AM »
Machine drops a teddy bear with a missing eye on the floor as a scary sweet voice calls out " Have you seen my Tibbers?" The bears one good eye starts to glow a deep burning red.

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Offline Blythe

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #46 on: May 31, 2014, 02:52:29 AM »
You get a ticket for a live showing of a 1990s soap opera!


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Offline Rhedyn

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #47 on: May 31, 2014, 09:16:43 AM »
A old rusty key thuds onto the ground for Blythe.

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Offline Roni

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #48 on: May 31, 2014, 09:29:27 AM »
For her coin and her trouble, Rhedyn receives a nice, shiny, new padlock for her chain!

Coin.

Offline EdwardShaneTopic starter

Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #49 on: May 31, 2014, 03:40:37 PM »
The machine starts playing whatever song is tattooed on Roni's avatar.

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