Vending Machine!

[Adammair]

The machine propels a grappling hook out at Ed, latching onto him and pulling him face-first into the machine as a low, gruff voice calls out "Get over here!"

Coin

[Cassandra LeMay]

The machine spits out a colorful card depicting fireworks and confetti, with "THANK YOU" written on it in large golden letters.

Coin

[Chasseybaby]

The machine rattles and Chassey falls out... "Ouchies! Stupid ass mach... Oh Hi!" ^^

Coin

[Cassandra LeMay]

*extends hand to help Chassey to her feet* Now that is what I call a coin well spent.

[Chasseybaby]

*takes Cass's hand and dust off her backside* Well thank you for putting that coin in and svain me ^^ *kicks machine* All right now hand it over.... *waits and pouts* dont make me come in there and get it... *machine spits out her shorts*  Thank you! ^^

Coin

[King Serperior]

The machine makes an odd sound and drops exactly 31 diving fins at your feet.

Coin!

[EdwardShane]

The machine rumbles as odd crunching sounds are heard inside.  The machine then spits out a pile of bone dust.

FATALITY

Edward Shane clone #675 materializes.

Now that I am back....

Coin

[Chasseybaby]

Machine groans and spits out the doll from SAW.

Coin

[SpiralSpider]

The machine makes a very feminine, sensual moan and a 12 inch figure of David Tennant slides out.

Coin.

[King Serperior]

There's a strange sound coming from the deepest parts of the machine.  With a sudden scream of internal gears, a single, leatherbound book drops at Spider's feet.  It leaves no hint as to what is inside.

Coin!

[Adammair]

A large trampoline slides out in front of the vending machine and a chute opens at the top of the machine. From the chute rolls an extremely heavy rubber ball, landing on the trampoline and proceeding to bounce...and bounce...and bounce...

Coin.

[SpiralSpider]

A sign pops out of the machine. It reads,

"At this location in 1897,
NOTHING HAPPENED."

Coin

[EdwardShane]

The machine starts playing "It's a Small World After All" in the most annoying whiny voice Spider has ever heard.

Coin

[Chasseybaby]

Machine whines and spits out a red and blue pill as well as a white rabbit with a fluffy tail that hops away once it's free. 

Coin! ^^

[Adammair]

The machine emits a large cloud of smoke, which randomly changes colors, from the traditional smoky gray, to crimson, to navy blue, to forest green, and on and on...

Coin.

[Roni]

*The machine coughs up a half-finished sonata of unknown origins. It would play it too…but it keeps getting stuck on repeat. "It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small, small world."*

>.<

Someone shut it up!

Coin!

[EdwardShane]

The machine spits out a Dr. Pepper into the vending slot.

....it then grows a pair of arms, shakes the can vigorously, and opens it in Roni's general direction.

Coin

[SpiralSpider]

The machine emits a voice with a posh British accent, "Hello, EdwardShane. You have initiated the self destruct sequence. In the interest of being fair, you will be allowed an item you submitted a coin for. It is a count down device. Good luck."

Out pops a stopwatch-like thing that's flashing.

3...

2...

1...

coin

[King Serperior]

A carrot and broccoli come out.  After a couple of seconds, a bunneh comes and takes them away


Coin

[EdwardShane]

The machine spits out an object while yelling at KS "You must construct additional pylons!"




Coin

[Chasseybaby]

Machine drops a teddy bear with a missing eye on the floor as a scary sweet voice calls out " Have you seen my Tibbers?" The bears one good eye starts to glow a deep burning red.

Coin

[Blythe]

You get a ticket for a live showing of a 1990s soap opera!


Coin!

[Rhedyn]

A old rusty key thuds onto the ground for Blythe.

Coin

[Roni]

For her coin and her trouble, Rhedyn receives a nice, shiny, new padlock for her chain!

Coin.

[EdwardShane]

The machine starts playing whatever song is tattooed on Roni's avatar.

Coin