You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
December 07, 2016, 06:25:43 PM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Hark!  The Herald!
Holiday Issue 2016

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Corrupt a wish  (Read 121724 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Nic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3500 on: November 17, 2013, 05:22:24 AM »
Granted, except a real mermaid is a manatees!

I wish I  could sing

Offline FionaM

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3501 on: November 17, 2013, 05:30:16 AM »
Granted, you're a cockatiel.  ;)

I wish I were smarter.

Offline Nic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3502 on: November 17, 2013, 05:33:02 AM »
Granted! You become an encyclopaedia!

I wish I could be stronger! :)

Offline FionaM

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3503 on: November 17, 2013, 05:39:52 AM »
Granted, you become an ox.

I wish I could be cuter.

Offline Nic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3504 on: November 17, 2013, 09:03:41 AM »
Granted, you become a teddy bread.

I wish I could be good at maths

Offline Toral Stimins

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3505 on: November 17, 2013, 09:23:31 AM »
Sorry, but that's denied, not everyone needs to be able to calculate

But I wish to be able to come up with a great question now.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3506 on: November 17, 2013, 07:02:22 PM »
Granted, but the thread dies immediately after.

I wish I had a lamp.

Offline Immortal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3507 on: November 17, 2013, 08:20:06 PM »
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I was a Unicorn

Offline TheHangedMan

  • Wandering Lap Cat. Sidhe.
  • On Hiatus
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Feb 2010
  • Location: In the tall grass, where words twist like snakes.
  • Gender: Male
  • Culture Clash.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3508 on: November 17, 2013, 08:22:11 PM »
granted. Unfortunately, what you don't realize, is that unicorns are actually rhinoceros. They got all fat and gray when the world started to industrialize.

I want a marzipan biscotti.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3509 on: November 17, 2013, 08:45:56 PM »
Granted, but it has long since been stale.

I wish to know what I could make.

Offline Fira

  • Jack of the Arts ~ Holmes to her Watson
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2013
  • Location: Four paces west, two paces north, two tip toes west, and five tip toes north
  • Gender: Female
  • It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3510 on: November 19, 2013, 09:56:42 PM »
granted but you end up knowing how to make government technology the government wants to keep confidential and eventually end up finding you and take you and make it seem as if you never existed.

I wish I was tall

Offline FionaM

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3511 on: November 20, 2013, 12:58:32 AM »
Granted, you are now Atlas and have to spent the rest of eternity holding up the sky.

I wish I had 2 heads of lettuce.

Offline Fira

  • Jack of the Arts ~ Holmes to her Watson
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2013
  • Location: Four paces west, two paces north, two tip toes west, and five tip toes north
  • Gender: Female
  • It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3512 on: November 20, 2013, 01:10:33 AM »
Granted but inside them are man eating spiders that eat you

I wish I could breathe underwater

Offline Nic

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3513 on: November 20, 2013, 05:07:18 AM »
Granted, and you become a fish, and a bigger fish eats you,

I wish I had more energy

Offline Sould

  • Immoral Shapeshifter....Wait. "Immoral?" Damn straight. Oh immortal too, but whatever.
  • Denied
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2013
  • Location: In eternal pandemonium
  • Gender: Male
  • Your wildest dreams are my passing whims.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3514 on: November 20, 2013, 10:08:08 PM »
Granted except now you have to run ten miles every day!

I wish I could fly

Offline Fira

  • Jack of the Arts ~ Holmes to her Watson
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2013
  • Location: Four paces west, two paces north, two tip toes west, and five tip toes north
  • Gender: Female
  • It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3515 on: November 20, 2013, 10:54:31 PM »
Granted but you have to fly all the time and can only rest for two minutes or else you die.

I wish I could speak Japanese

Offline Sould

  • Immoral Shapeshifter....Wait. "Immoral?" Damn straight. Oh immortal too, but whatever.
  • Denied
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2013
  • Location: In eternal pandemonium
  • Gender: Male
  • Your wildest dreams are my passing whims.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3516 on: November 20, 2013, 10:56:48 PM »
Granted but now you become a Japanese AV model, used and abused until you die

I wish I were a published author

Offline Fira

  • Jack of the Arts ~ Holmes to her Watson
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2013
  • Location: Four paces west, two paces north, two tip toes west, and five tip toes north
  • Gender: Female
  • It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3517 on: November 20, 2013, 11:05:49 PM »
Granted but now people demand more from you and won't let up till you finish. Crowds of people are outside your home every hour of the day chanting for more, and even the authorities join in with them.

I wish I had a beautiful rose garden

Offline Sould

  • Immoral Shapeshifter....Wait. "Immoral?" Damn straight. Oh immortal too, but whatever.
  • Denied
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2013
  • Location: In eternal pandemonium
  • Gender: Male
  • Your wildest dreams are my passing whims.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3518 on: November 20, 2013, 11:07:44 PM »
Granted but the prize winner is possessed by a sex crazed demon who rapes you to no end

I wish I could teleport.

Offline Fira

  • Jack of the Arts ~ Holmes to her Watson
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2013
  • Location: Four paces west, two paces north, two tip toes west, and five tip toes north
  • Gender: Female
  • It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3519 on: November 20, 2013, 11:13:10 PM »
Granted but you can only teleport every hour after teleporting. Ninety-nine percent of the time you end up in a places such as mafia hide outs right in the middle of meeting and you have no control where you get to go.

I wish I could talk to animals

Offline Sould

  • Immoral Shapeshifter....Wait. "Immoral?" Damn straight. Oh immortal too, but whatever.
  • Denied
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2013
  • Location: In eternal pandemonium
  • Gender: Male
  • Your wildest dreams are my passing whims.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3520 on: November 20, 2013, 11:18:12 PM »
Granted but the animals all decide to hump and eat you

I wish I were able to control lightning.

Offline Fira

  • Jack of the Arts ~ Holmes to her Watson
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2013
  • Location: Four paces west, two paces north, two tip toes west, and five tip toes north
  • Gender: Female
  • It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3521 on: November 20, 2013, 11:21:31 PM »
Granted but you can only control it when there are lightning storms and you have to eat a rotten apple to keep the ability.

I wish I was able to see the red strings to see who was meant to be with one another

Offline Sould

  • Immoral Shapeshifter....Wait. "Immoral?" Damn straight. Oh immortal too, but whatever.
  • Denied
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2013
  • Location: In eternal pandemonium
  • Gender: Male
  • Your wildest dreams are my passing whims.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3522 on: November 20, 2013, 11:23:06 PM »
Granted but your own string is severed, however the man you were supposed to be with is always in your life from then on.

I wish I had infinite wealth

Offline Fira

  • Jack of the Arts ~ Holmes to her Watson
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2013
  • Location: Four paces west, two paces north, two tip toes west, and five tip toes north
  • Gender: Female
  • It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3523 on: November 20, 2013, 11:25:40 PM »
Granted but you have your own personal Robin Hood who eventually kills you once you sleep

I wish I had a rose that never wilted

Offline Sould

  • Immoral Shapeshifter....Wait. "Immoral?" Damn straight. Oh immortal too, but whatever.
  • Denied
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2013
  • Location: In eternal pandemonium
  • Gender: Male
  • Your wildest dreams are my passing whims.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3524 on: November 20, 2013, 11:29:12 PM »
Granted but for every year you keep it you age two.

I wish I could shapeshift