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Offline Madame Professor

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3450 on: November 09, 2013, 12:23:38 PM »
Granted! Now, you can't stop. You have to keep moving. Forever.

I wish I could draw.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3451 on: November 09, 2013, 08:30:20 PM »
Granted, but you'll be drawing in a duel against Dirty Harry. Feeling lucky?

I wish Handbrake would actually work.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3452 on: November 09, 2013, 08:39:31 PM »
granted but now nothing else does

I wish I hadn't drank all my pop

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3453 on: November 09, 2013, 08:51:13 PM »
Granted, you have full cans/bottles again, but now they're filled with a completely different fluid then the label.

I wish I could finish Ghosts campaign without a texture messing up.

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3454 on: November 10, 2013, 01:34:19 AM »
Granted, but a .dll error pops up.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3455 on: November 10, 2013, 10:25:17 AM »
corrupts due to lack of wish

I wish it was bedtime

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3456 on: November 10, 2013, 10:27:49 AM »
Granted it's bedtime, but it's the same time as rush hour on the highway next to your home.

I wish i had infinite tissues right now.

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3457 on: November 10, 2013, 10:44:43 AM »
Granted, but you'll never stop sneezing.


I wish I was perfect.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3458 on: November 10, 2013, 10:52:08 AM »
Granted, but you're so perfect that the government takes you and hides you to do experiments to find out why you are so perfect.

I wish I had a pet bird.

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3459 on: November 10, 2013, 11:07:57 AM »
Granted, but it's a hen.

I wish I had a lifelong get-out-of-jail-free card.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3460 on: November 10, 2013, 04:56:32 PM »
Granted, but it's only valid in Antarctica.

I wish I no longer had a Red Vines addiction

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3461 on: November 10, 2013, 05:20:33 PM »
Granted, but you get hooked on heroin.

I wish cigarettes were healthy.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3462 on: November 10, 2013, 05:23:37 PM »
Granted, but they now taste like shit.

I wish I was no longer hooked on heroin

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3463 on: November 10, 2013, 05:29:08 PM »
(well, they taste like shit anyway, so I was granted an unblemished wish) :P

granted, but everyone you know started using it.

I wish that the following user's wish doesn't get corrupted.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3464 on: November 10, 2013, 05:42:41 PM »
(I meant literally shit :P)

Granted but because of that I am now ruler of the world! *insert evil laugh*

I wish to become ruler of the world!

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3465 on: November 10, 2013, 05:46:42 PM »
Granted, but some hillbilly cowboy gets to rule you.

I wish that I never have to sleep.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3466 on: November 10, 2013, 05:48:12 PM »
Granted but the entire world around you is always sleeping

I wish I wasn't ruled by some hillbily cowboy

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3467 on: November 10, 2013, 05:58:15 PM »
Granted, but you become lovelorn.

I wish I had no Visa restrictions when traveling.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3468 on: November 10, 2013, 06:00:18 PM »
Granted but no country will allow you entry because they can't stand you

I wish I wasn't so tired

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3469 on: November 10, 2013, 06:03:57 PM »
Granted, but now you're so full of energy that you are under duress to release it through most exhaustive activities.

I wish it was 2012 again.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3470 on: November 10, 2013, 06:07:52 PM »
Granted, but it's a different timeline and the Mayans were right.

I wish I knew what happened to the Mayans

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3471 on: November 10, 2013, 06:10:55 PM »
Granted, you were there with them in the end and you died alongside of them

I wish that I didn't have to pay my bills

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3472 on: November 10, 2013, 06:36:20 PM »
Granted you're now homeless and have nothing to pay bills for.

I wish I had more things to bake.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3473 on: November 10, 2013, 06:46:36 PM »
Granted but you have no tools to bake with

I wish I wasn't homeless

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3474 on: November 10, 2013, 06:50:43 PM »
Granted, but now you're living with a retiree who smells of medicine.

I wish I could sleep with the fishes.