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Online Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3425 on: November 04, 2013, 10:34:00 AM »
(Implying death by cookie crisp would be bad. i have milk.  :P)

Granted, but those boots aren't made for walking and your feet fall off.

I wish Battlefield 4 would start playing as smooth as Battlefield 3.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3426 on: November 04, 2013, 10:36:04 AM »
(oh man, those were my favourite feet!)

Granted, but now you are terribad at the game and quit playing to save your pride.

I wish I knew where the WiiU remote got off to.

Online Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3427 on: November 04, 2013, 10:41:33 AM »
Granted, but you find out it somehow is in the tv.

I wish it was warmer out.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3428 on: November 04, 2013, 11:00:27 AM »
Granted! But now its so warm your flesh is literally boiling.

I wish the litter box cleaned it's damn self -_-

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3429 on: November 04, 2013, 11:41:09 AM »
Granted, now whenever the cat uses it, it magically teleports onto your bed, regardless of what it is.

I wish I had a poster to put on my wall.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3430 on: November 04, 2013, 09:59:36 PM »
Granted.  It's of Barney, the purple dinosaur.  And it is indestructible.

I wish I had tons of money!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3431 on: November 04, 2013, 10:16:29 PM »
Granted. You know have millions...in monopoly money.

I wish I could freeze time.

Offline mr username

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3432 on: November 04, 2013, 10:50:27 PM »
You can, but half the time you are the only one frozen.

I wish I was all knowing, but not a dick about it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3433 on: November 04, 2013, 10:57:15 PM »
granted you are all knowing on the subject of garden gnomes now

I wish I had a new bed

Offline mr username

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3434 on: November 04, 2013, 11:04:44 PM »
Ok, but the bed is made for garden gnomes. Exactly 15 inches in length.

I wish I didn't know what Girl Code was.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3435 on: November 04, 2013, 11:32:41 PM »
Granted.  You learned Girl Code.  Being male, it overloaded your brain and set you into total mental shutdown.

I wish things were simple.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3436 on: November 05, 2013, 02:57:27 AM »
Granted, everything becomes simple even basic building blocks of atoms. Atoms can not longer be formed or remain in existence.

I wish we had holodecks like on startrek.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3437 on: November 06, 2013, 10:18:01 PM »
Granted.  But they malfunction all the time, and the characters become real and try to kill you.

I wish I was smarter.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3438 on: November 06, 2013, 10:21:47 PM »
Done and done. Your entire world is going to change, and not for the better. Prepare to be misunderstood by your friends, family, peers, and  to be isolated by your intellect.

I wish for a sexy curvy female nurse to take care of all of my needs.  XD

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3439 on: November 06, 2013, 10:28:25 PM »
*shrug*  Better than the alternative.

Granted.  You get that nurse.  However, she has an assistant to most of the work: a non-gendered alien that doesn't understand human anatomy at all.  Good luck!

I wish for a good pillow.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3440 on: November 06, 2013, 10:31:16 PM »
My Belly makes a pretty damn good pillow, problem is I snore like a hibernating bear in heat.

I Wish I was more motivated.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3441 on: November 06, 2013, 10:32:09 PM »
Snoring can be ignored.  I sleep like a log.

Granted!  You are more motivated.  But only slightly.

I wish I could finish writing my story.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3442 on: November 06, 2013, 10:34:21 PM »
Granted! You just write the end leaving it alone from that point on.

I wish I has some some for whirled peas.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3443 on: November 06, 2013, 10:44:32 PM »
Woo!

Granted.  You have some some.  Whatever that is.

I wish I knew how to dance.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3444 on: November 06, 2013, 10:47:22 PM »
You know how to dance! You still can't actually dance, though. No practical skill, just raw knowledge.

Hmm. I wish for... chocolate.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3445 on: November 06, 2013, 10:51:11 PM »
POOF!


Now Daoine Sidhe knows how to dance, sadly its twerking.

The Hanged man, You has some chocolate a few molecules on your touge, not enough to even taste, but you has it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3446 on: November 07, 2013, 06:16:55 AM »
(cut) I wish I has some some for whirled peas.

Do you mean the band? Now you have them! Playing their loud surf songs in you house 24/7, especially at night when you desperately want to sleep.

I wish I could go back in time, change my career choices and become a doctor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3447 on: November 07, 2013, 09:11:22 PM »
Granted. You become a doctor but in the process you grow cynical and hate humanity. Also you never pay off your loans.

I wish to engage in combat juggling.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3448 on: November 07, 2013, 09:43:48 PM »
Granted.  However, the genie misunderstood and granted you the ability to juggle soft, non-harmful cotton balls in the midst of combat.  Turns out, it's the single least effective means of defending yourself.

I wish I didn't snore.

Offline Immortal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3449 on: November 08, 2013, 11:45:23 PM »
Granted, but you sing instead.

I wish I could stop being so lazy.