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Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3475 on: November 10, 2013, 06:52:09 PM »
Granted but the fishes are scared of you and always stay away

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3476 on: November 10, 2013, 06:56:16 PM »
Granted, but an hour lasts several minutes.

I wish the Earth was attracted to me instead of vice versa.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3477 on: November 10, 2013, 06:58:57 PM »
Granted, now you have to carry it's entire weight on your shoulders

I wish all food and drink packages would automatically disappear as soon as you empty them

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3478 on: November 10, 2013, 07:22:33 PM »
They disappear... onto an alien world, who eventually tracks down where its coming from and declares war on us.

I wish I could find the perfect avatar....

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3479 on: November 10, 2013, 07:51:11 PM »
Granted, but the site won't accept it

I wish I could fall asleep already

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3480 on: November 10, 2013, 07:53:23 PM »
Granted, but you plagued by extremely lucid nightmares.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3481 on: November 10, 2013, 07:56:49 PM »
Granted but you fly right into an aircraft's turbine

I wish I didn't have nightmares

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3482 on: November 10, 2013, 08:08:05 PM »
Granted, now you can't sleep.  8-)

I wish I could fly a plane.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3483 on: November 11, 2013, 03:11:24 AM »
Granted but you are put on the no fly list.

I wish all my work would be finished in just one hour

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3484 on: November 11, 2013, 04:59:51 AM »
Granted, but you start sleeping with your boss.

I wish I could remember everything I read.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3485 on: November 11, 2013, 06:24:08 AM »
Granted, but that's all you can remember and think about.

I wish all actors did their own stunts.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3486 on: November 11, 2013, 07:21:26 AM »
Granted but because they kept dying while attempting to do stunts, no more movies could be made

I wish someone would come and clean my house

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3487 on: November 11, 2013, 08:10:29 AM »
Granted, but you have to pay him sexually.

I wish fire could freeze.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3488 on: November 11, 2013, 08:22:27 AM »
Granted. But then fire starts freezing everywhere until even the sun and the stars are nothing but ice and the world is dooooomed.

I wish I could crank out posts by thought alone.

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3489 on: November 11, 2013, 08:34:36 AM »
Granted, but only your most private thoughts get out.

I wish elephants could talk.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3490 on: November 11, 2013, 10:35:12 AM »
Granted, but they only talk about how much they love peanuts.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3491 on: November 11, 2013, 11:57:42 AM »
Granted and because of that it falls down on earth, wiping out all life.

I wish I never have to pay again when I go shopping for clothes and shoes.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3492 on: November 11, 2013, 03:31:03 PM »
Granted, but everything you take from the stores catches on fire when you walk out the door.

I wish I was fire proof.

Offline brokenvegetable

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3493 on: November 11, 2013, 03:40:33 PM »
Granted .... but fire has been replaced by water..... you still get burned

I wish for the ability to create things from nothing

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3494 on: November 11, 2013, 11:17:14 PM »
Granted, but the only things you can create are Furbies. And only one can exist at any given time. While this isn't inherently useful, it does allow you to be a jerk to children.

I wish I could fly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3495 on: November 12, 2013, 01:33:23 AM »
Granted, but there are a couple of flaws that make your attempts at flying bloody terrifying. 1) every so often, purely at random, you lose the power for 8.83 seconds. It can be hard to know if it's better to be way, way up in the sky or closer to the ground when that happens. 2) you're lacking superhuman vision, so if you put on a burst of speed, it isn't always possible to foresee buildings, birds, bats, planes or bugs. Combined with 1, you may encounter problems from two separate trajectories.

I wish I had the power to bestow or cancel wishes as I see fit, with no side-effects, disadvantages, limitations, lack of control, retribution or misperception by the universe.

Offline Kekec

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3496 on: November 14, 2013, 02:11:57 PM »
Granted, but you can't. ;-)


I wish it was 1920's.

Offline SereneRemembrance

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3497 on: November 15, 2013, 03:52:00 AM »
Granted... you'd probably see your grandmother as a little girl..

I wish for a winning lottery ticket.

Offline Immortal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3498 on: November 16, 2013, 11:16:55 PM »
Granted, but it gets stolen by your best friend.

I wish I was a potato.

Offline FionaM

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3499 on: November 17, 2013, 01:31:57 AM »
Granted, you are the last potato in Ireland during the famine.

I wish I was a mermaid.