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Offline LadyLaothen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2150 on: March 28, 2013, 04:05:41 AM »
Granted, but then werewolves are banned by the UN.

I wish for freedom!

Offline mephistolies

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2151 on: March 29, 2013, 11:26:05 AM »
granted its the freedom to hop on one foot singing the newest tenny bopper song.


i wish for the ability to teleport! ;D

Offline DeadCell

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2152 on: March 29, 2013, 12:59:07 PM »
Wish granted, except when you teleport you are turned inside out.

I wish for RP ^^

Offline mephistolies

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2153 on: March 29, 2013, 01:59:34 PM »
granted you are now rp'ing with Steven Hawking


i wish for a never ending plate of nachos!

Offline Ariel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2154 on: March 29, 2013, 02:05:08 PM »
granted you are now rp'ing with Steven Hawking


i wish for a never ending plate of nachos!

Nothing wrong with roleplaying with Steven Hawkings! Man's a genius.

Granted, but you always have to go to the restroom after every bite. >:)

I wish it was winter again.. <3

Offline mephistolies

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2155 on: March 29, 2013, 02:10:42 PM »
Thats unholy! ;D

granted its winter but your now the top stark and winter is coming! ;)




i wish for the force!

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2156 on: March 29, 2013, 10:32:13 PM »
Thats unholy! ;D

granted its winter but your now the top stark and winter is coming! ;)




i wish for the force!

Granted. The force becomes real, and effects every living thing. You are not particularly strong in the force, but your childhood rival is immensely powerful.

I wish for a giant cookie! :D

Offline mephistolies

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2157 on: March 29, 2013, 10:45:24 PM »
Granted your giant cookie awaits u. You dont however have a giant glass of milk.


I wish for all the turkey ruebens i can eat"

Offline AutoTune

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2158 on: March 30, 2013, 04:08:22 AM »
Wish granted, but you get indegestion. D:

I wish I was roleplaying anything at the moment.

Offline !silence

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2159 on: March 30, 2013, 02:00:55 PM »
Granted but you're forced to roleplay your worst nightmare.

I wish my headache would go away.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2160 on: March 31, 2013, 11:41:48 PM »
Granted, but it comes right back.

I wish I had a spiffy hat.

Offline Usani

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2161 on: April 02, 2013, 12:07:54 AM »
Granted but then the hat gets lost in the mail!

I wish to meet my favorite Youtuber Tobuscus at Playlist Live!

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2162 on: April 02, 2013, 01:25:48 PM »
Granted. You meet said person, but due to a complex misunderstanding beyond your control, said person gets a bad impression of you and avoids you for the rest of the event. You don't ever figure out why.

I wish I understood complex math.

Offline Serenitey

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2163 on: April 02, 2013, 01:40:04 PM »
Granted. You meet said person, but due to a complex misunderstanding beyond your control, said person gets a bad impression of you and avoids you for the rest of the event. You don't ever figure out why.

I wish I understood complex math.

Granted! But due to your intense understanding of math you have trouble forming coherent sentences.

I wish I could change shape at will. (A la Mystique)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2164 on: April 03, 2013, 05:57:46 PM »
Granted! But no matter what shape you take, everybody around you only ever sees a giant bumblebee and runs screaming every time you approach.

I wish I didn't have a toothache.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2165 on: April 03, 2013, 10:39:54 PM »
Granted. You no longer have teeth.

I wish the threads I'm in were more active!

Offline theLeslie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2166 on: April 03, 2013, 11:02:37 PM »
They are!  But now your keyboard is broken.

I wish I spoke another language.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2167 on: April 03, 2013, 11:13:56 PM »
Granted...you now speak a rare version of Khazarian Pict, which hasn't been heard for over 1,200 years.


I wish 2+2=5

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2168 on: April 04, 2013, 07:26:28 PM »
Granted, but only because the dictatorship from 1984 became a reality. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_%2B_2_%3D_5)

I wish I had As in all my classes.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2169 on: April 05, 2013, 03:01:40 PM »
Granted, unfortunately the school system changed the grades, with f now being the top grade.

I wish the next wish to be incorruptible.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2170 on: April 06, 2013, 01:24:13 AM »
Granted.

I wish your wish is undone.

Offline CaptiveAngel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2171 on: April 06, 2013, 02:25:28 AM »
Granted. But so has every wish you ever made.

I wish money really did grow on trees.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2172 on: April 06, 2013, 11:32:52 PM »
Granted, but everyone starts farming money trees instead of working, inflation becomes obscene, the economy crashes, and everyone has to move on to a new form of currency.

I wish I invented and patented a legit love potion.

Offline Medias

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2173 on: April 07, 2013, 08:57:47 AM »
Granted, but it only works on people who are 80+!

I wish pokemonz were real :3

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2174 on: April 07, 2013, 09:13:32 AM »
Coincidentally, there's this nasty epidemic of STDs hitting the nursing homes. Make of that what you will.

Granted. Ten year old children (including the ones you see screaming in the supermarket) now have obedient creatures of mass destruction. No ice cream truck, candy store, or Toys 'R' Us is safe.

I wish people treated me and my pet rat as well as they treat other women and their pet puppies.