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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2275 on: May 16, 2013, 09:49:02 PM »
Granted.  The world was named Alderon, and you're sitting through a remake of the Star Wars saga.  George Lucas makes another billion dollars and Episodes 5, 2, and 3 still suck as bad as they did the first time around.

Actually, Lucas wouldn't get any of the money, having sold Lucasarts entirely to Disney.  Instead, the remakes would all involve Mickey as the new Luke, and some unrealistically insane character as the emperor.  :/

I wish I would have picked a different major in college.

Granted.  You picked culinary.  You failed.

I wish that a brand new color would be invented.

Offline Tetranax

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2276 on: May 16, 2013, 09:59:01 PM »
Granted- This color looks exactly like pink, but has a microscopic difference

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2277 on: May 18, 2013, 03:31:14 AM »
Free wish woohoo!

I wish I were no longer me.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2278 on: May 18, 2013, 03:33:29 AM »
Granted.  Now, you're a 14-year-old dog.

I wish for an American quarter.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2279 on: May 18, 2013, 03:36:29 AM »
(Is it a happy dog with a good home and loving owners? I can handle that)

Granted. The quarter has been smooshed and rendered useless.

I wish for complete happiness for one week.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2280 on: May 18, 2013, 03:38:55 AM »
Hm.  I can make use of this quarter...

Granted.  You'll have it the same week that you win the lottery.

I wish to cure all diseases in the world!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2281 on: May 18, 2013, 02:56:23 PM »
Granted, though the cure-all has made every human being on the planet steral.  Congrats on dooming us all!!  :D

I wish I had a photographic memory

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2282 on: May 18, 2013, 03:13:34 PM »
Done - but nothing good happens to you for the rest of your life, so you're just constantly reliving one tragedy after another.

I wish I had one perfect bite of chocolate that melts on my tongue in a blissful moment and gives me an orgasmic rush.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2283 on: May 18, 2013, 03:35:27 PM »
Done, but that is the last time you will ever have an orgasmic rush in your lifetime. 

I wish I had indestructable bones.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2284 on: May 18, 2013, 03:42:19 PM »
Granted - but the process has rotted your flesh and organ tissue.  RIP. 

I wish I had 20/20 vision.   (I'm easy to please)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2285 on: May 18, 2013, 03:48:50 PM »
Granted, but you've gone deaf, bald, and mute.  Your sense of touch and taste has decreased so dramatically that it may as well be gone.

I wish I could breath underwater

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2286 on: May 18, 2013, 04:11:59 PM »
Granted.  You can breathe underwater for about 2 minutes like the rest of us. 

I wish I could fit in my high school size 2 jeans again.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2287 on: May 19, 2013, 01:44:00 AM »
Granted.  Now, you can't get them off.  Ever.

I wish I had more games to play.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2288 on: May 23, 2013, 11:54:58 AM »
"I wish I had more games to play "she said and the world became the game...


I wish the sun would come out and stay!

Offline Deborah Jetson

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2289 on: May 23, 2013, 02:09:43 PM »
Wished Granted but you get sun poisoned. (Not fun as it has happened to me before.)

I wish, I wish, for my own Nintendo Wii gaming system.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2290 on: May 23, 2013, 02:18:18 PM »
Wished Granted but the controller is in your  belly.. 

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2291 on: May 23, 2013, 02:18:44 PM »
i wish for someone else to do the dishes  <pouts>

Offline Deborah Jetson

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2292 on: May 23, 2013, 02:21:47 PM »
Wish granted but now you have to iron clothes instead.

I want a VHS and DVD player combo player.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2293 on: May 23, 2013, 02:25:20 PM »


I want a VHS and DVD player combo player. wish granted but its got  german plugs and  is regional to south east japan



I wish for someone to show kindness in the world

Offline Scribbles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2294 on: May 23, 2013, 02:38:42 PM »
Granted! But all of those who didn't receive kindness got jealous and beat the poor person up... *Sniffs*

I wish for non-deadly, ultra-tasty, hot-chocolate!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2295 on: May 23, 2013, 02:47:31 PM »
granted but ultra-tasty, hot-chocolate made with salt not sugar


I `d wish for a  chicken kebab with mayo

Offline Scribbles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2296 on: May 23, 2013, 02:50:15 PM »
granted but ultra-tasty, hot-chocolate made with salt not sugar

My compliments to the maker, it can't be easy making ultra-tasty hot chocolate with salt!


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I `d wish for a  chicken kebab with mayo

Granted! *Digs around in the trash before snatching up a chicken kebab with mayo and handing it to you*

I wish for fresh marshmallows to go with my salty beverage!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2297 on: May 23, 2013, 03:07:09 PM »
 fresh marshmallows to go with my salty beverage!dipped in the mayo from  chicken kebab  you so graciously  gave me ...


i wish for a cola to wash it down

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2298 on: May 24, 2013, 01:21:03 AM »
Granted.  It's three years old, stale, and has several deadly molds growing in it.  Drink up!

I wish for $5.

Offline NiceTexasGuy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2299 on: May 24, 2013, 09:01:39 AM »
Granted.  But that thing you wanted to purchase with it now costs $6.

I wish I could have a wish that couldn't be corrupted.