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Offline Yugishogun

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2025 on: February 23, 2013, 10:06:19 PM »
Granted, but then physics, being the ruiner of cool powers it is, results in you being unable to see.

I wish I was in the world of Yugioh.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2026 on: February 24, 2013, 02:11:32 PM »
Granted, but now you're the Dark Magician Girl card.

I wish that I could stop being late for work.

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Offline cdnguy99

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2027 on: February 24, 2013, 02:32:59 PM »
Granted!  But the company goes bankrupt and you are unemployed.

I wish for world peace (how could that go wrong?)

Offline Trouble1

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2028 on: February 24, 2013, 02:34:45 PM »
Granted, but Aliens come and enslave the now peaceful human race.

I wish to be a famous athlete.

Offline cdnguy99

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2029 on: February 24, 2013, 02:42:01 PM »
Granted but you shot your girlfriend and land in jail.

I wish for a hot blonde

Offline Safire

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2030 on: February 24, 2013, 11:52:35 PM »
Granted... but she's hot in the sense that she's literally burning to death... in lava.

I wish for the money to go to grad school.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2031 on: February 25, 2013, 12:23:29 AM »
Granted, but you spend all of the money on tuition then flunk out and can't use the money elsewhere.

I wish I could close my eyes and see into anyone's life I chose at that instant.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2032 on: February 25, 2013, 07:25:07 PM »
Granted, but then someone eventually finds out you can do, resulting in them beating you up for not respecting their privacy.

I wish for the Den-liner (basically a flying, time-traveling, weaponized bullet train.)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2033 on: February 26, 2013, 04:44:11 PM »
Granted! However, when it arrives, you're not a passenger but a target.  :o

I wish that I had the ability to remote hug my friends.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2034 on: February 26, 2013, 05:24:40 PM »
Granted, but the hugs are too strong and end up crushing them.

I wish for explosions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2035 on: March 07, 2013, 12:45:03 AM »
Granted...BOOM!

(To carbon stain on the ground)  Didn't say where you wanted the explosions...

I wish I had the power to change any past experience that ended poorly for me to something that ended well.

Offline JohnTheGreat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2036 on: March 07, 2013, 06:50:36 AM »
Granted, but your past experiences that were good are changed to bad.

I wish I were more motivated.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2037 on: March 07, 2013, 09:57:38 AM »
Granted , but now you are so motivated, that you are in constant state of harried intensity and exhausted.


I wish I could take a beach vacation now, even if just for a weekend with good friends.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2038 on: March 07, 2013, 11:51:36 AM »
Granted. But it's not so much a vacation as being stranded on a desert island and the natives are hostile.

I wish that I could live in my dream home.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2039 on: March 07, 2013, 11:30:58 PM »
Granted, but you must share your dream house with your nightmare lover.

I wish that I always practiced what I preached.

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2040 on: March 07, 2013, 11:53:42 PM »
You suffer a sudden conversion to a cult of entirely celibate shamans who practice self-castration.

I wish I wouldn't worry about tomorrow.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2041 on: March 08, 2013, 11:09:09 AM »
Granted, but that's because you have so many problems right now that you don't have any worry left for some far future time like tomorrow.

I wish that I had a beautiful singing voice.

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Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2042 on: March 08, 2013, 11:13:16 AM »
Granted, but everybody's struck deaf and "singing" as a concept now refers to delicate hand gestures, and you've lost both your hands in a freak accident at the local saw mill (where you were making beer coasters for your boss's birthday).

I wish cheese wasn't fattening.


Offline PrettyxPoisonxApple

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2043 on: March 09, 2013, 06:30:05 PM »
Granted, but now sex is!

I wish my car would never need gas.

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2044 on: March 09, 2013, 06:42:01 PM »
Granted, but it now runs on the blood of virgin New Yorkers. Good luck.

I wish regulating my sleeping/waking habits were easy.

Offline PrettyxPoisonxApple

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2045 on: March 10, 2013, 01:08:50 AM »
Granted but you are sand manned to sleep at 8pm every.single.night for ever and ever.

I wish I could meet Bruce Willis.

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2046 on: March 10, 2013, 01:18:08 AM »
Granted, but he takes an instant dislike to you and orders a hit on your name.

I wish all rolling tobacco came in handy, resealable pouches.

Offline PrettyxPoisonxApple

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2047 on: March 10, 2013, 01:23:24 AM »
Ugh me too!! Granted. But the pouches are teeny tiny!

I wish I wasn't such a social retard and the flow between my brain and my mouth was seamless and perfect.

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2048 on: March 10, 2013, 01:42:27 AM »
Granted, but now you're such a consummate social butterfly that all your old friends find you intimidating and wont return your messages.

I wish picking a career wasn't so stressful.

Offline PrettyxPoisonxApple

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2049 on: March 10, 2013, 01:55:57 AM »
Granted. But now everyone has amazing careers so the demand for jobs outnumbers the actual positions available and you are unemployed with too many cats.

I wish I was a racing car driver.