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Offline Seara

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2100 on: March 15, 2013, 02:54:37 PM »
Now your hair is so long that you can not go to the bathroom, walk, or wash it all at one time and it can not be cut or pulled out but does fall out and you find it in unwanted places.

I wish I had a better car

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2101 on: March 15, 2013, 03:01:55 PM »
you have the best car on the market to bad it has no wheels or gas tank
I wish cakes would bake themselves
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Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2102 on: March 15, 2013, 03:03:32 PM »
Granted, but they also eat themselves too.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2103 on: March 15, 2013, 04:30:27 PM »
Granted, but now you haven't eaten enough and waste away where you sit.

I wish I didn't have to sleep more than few hours every night.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2104 on: March 15, 2013, 04:48:09 PM »
Granted ... But everyone sleeps and all services disabled while you're awake.

I wish I can levitate.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2105 on: March 15, 2013, 05:20:41 PM »
granted but your feet shall never touch the ground again
I wish there was less weirdos on Facebook

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2106 on: March 15, 2013, 05:45:05 PM »
Granted ... but they'll all come knocking on your door.

I wish I was friends with the Cookie monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2107 on: March 15, 2013, 05:48:31 PM »
granted but he mistakes you for a cookie and well you know the rest
I wish I had cherry cola

Offline Formless

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2108 on: March 15, 2013, 06:17:31 PM »
Granted ... but it'll splash all over you when you open it.

I wish I can drive a Mercedes S class.

Offline Blythe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2109 on: March 17, 2013, 09:54:43 PM »
Granted, but you lose the ability to ever drive another kind of vehicle.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2110 on: March 17, 2013, 09:58:27 PM »
granted but now you are allergic to girls and boys so you sex life is shot
I wish I wasn't banned from the PS3

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2111 on: March 18, 2013, 04:52:24 PM »
Granted, but the moment you touch one, any one, it bursts into flames.

I wish I felt better.

Offline Darius

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2112 on: March 18, 2013, 09:10:10 PM »
Granted, but Better sues you for sexual harrassment

I wish the moon was full tonight

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2113 on: March 18, 2013, 09:12:12 PM »
granted but alas it was just me mooning you
I wish you would drop the towel

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2114 on: March 18, 2013, 09:13:05 PM »
Granted! But then you see stuff that makes you wish you could claw your eyes out. :P

I wish I had a tame, legalized penguin, and shelter and food for him! :-)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2115 on: March 18, 2013, 09:16:36 PM »
granted but he humps the post man and now you are being sued
I wish I could have a shamrock shake

Offline Darius

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2116 on: March 18, 2013, 09:39:42 PM »
granted, someone makes you a shake flavored with shamrocks... its very clover flavored

I wish I could dream in color

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2117 on: March 18, 2013, 09:41:59 PM »
granted but those colors are black and white
I wish I was beautiful

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2118 on: March 19, 2013, 02:50:15 PM »
Granted, but the world of fashion is fickle and Ugly is the new Gorgeous.

I wish all my work that's due for tomorrow were done.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2119 on: March 19, 2013, 04:34:54 PM »
Granted, but it's all done wrong, and now you not only have to do it all over again, but you have even more work fixing everything that it screwed up down the line.

I wish it were just a bit easier to find awesome music.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2120 on: March 19, 2013, 04:37:17 PM »
granted but now yu have to fight a giant to get at it
I wish my cat would stop licking himself next to my head at night

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2121 on: March 24, 2013, 03:24:37 AM »
Granted its licking itself between yours legs now

I wish I can be naked all the time =v =

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2122 on: March 25, 2013, 05:49:29 AM »
Granted. The second you step outside, people dial the cops.

I wish I could get my account approved faster.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2123 on: March 26, 2013, 12:32:59 AM »
Granted, but the website will shutdown the day after your approval.

I wish I had some cake :D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2124 on: March 26, 2013, 02:50:35 AM »
granted, its real mud cake (As in cake made of mud)

I wish public nudity is legal =v =