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Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2050 on: March 10, 2013, 03:02:46 AM »
Granted, but hover cars are introduced the next day and your sport becomes so niche that you're forced to sell yourself on the streets to make a living. On the flip side, you discover that this isn't such a bad deal after all.

I wish people wouldn't wear socks and sandals. Ever.

Offline PrettyxPoisonxApple

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2051 on: March 10, 2013, 03:07:08 AM »
Granted. But you find those socks were actually doing the world a favor by hiding the gnarliest and putrid of toes. Ever.

I wish my hair would sit perfectly every single day.

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2052 on: March 10, 2013, 03:09:28 AM »
Granted, but it's sitting on a mannequin in the corner of your room. You're bald and will forever wear wigs. Surprise!

I wish assignments would write themselves.

Offline PrettyxPoisonxApple

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2053 on: March 10, 2013, 03:13:32 AM »
Declined. Because you stole my hair! *laughs* Okayokay. Granted. But it would be in written in invisible ink!

I wish my muse would never leave me.

Offline WashAutumstar

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2054 on: March 10, 2013, 03:15:26 AM »
granted but "s/he is a fickle b#@$h with a very short attention span"

i wish i could hop through parallel universes

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2055 on: March 10, 2013, 03:17:02 AM »
Granted, but you hop into one where you never existed and *poof*

I wish ex-boyfriends never turned bitter.

Offline PrettyxPoisonxApple

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2056 on: March 10, 2013, 03:19:43 AM »
Granted. But now they all hold a severely heavy candles for you that burn for ever. Yiiiiiiick!

I wish CupidCatt would be my friend!  ;D

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2057 on: March 10, 2013, 03:25:31 AM »
Granted. I'm rewriting the rules of the game, there's nothing bad about friendship with the Catt :P

I wish pizza delivery guys were always cute and never creepy.

Offline PrettyxPoisonxApple

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2058 on: March 10, 2013, 03:27:40 AM »
Granted. Except they would be gay and therefore not interested in a pretty girl like yourself.

I wish for new curtains! Ones that don't look like my grandma's old sun dresses.
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Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2059 on: March 10, 2013, 03:30:50 AM »
Granted, but Scarlett O'Hara pops by for a chat and leaves wearing your new drapes.

I wish my freckles wouldn't reappear every summer.

Offline PrettyxPoisonxApple

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2060 on: March 10, 2013, 03:32:46 AM »
Granted. But then you notice you miss them because they are cute and a part of you and you mourn them for ever.

I wish I had lots of money!

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2061 on: March 10, 2013, 03:44:47 AM »
Granted, but the economy fails and regular money is replaced with squirrel teeth.

I wish I could sing like an angel.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2062 on: March 10, 2013, 07:03:58 AM »
Granted, but now all you can do is sing, not speak in any other venue.


I wish the twelve hour day I am working goes quick and well.

Offline Yugishogun

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2063 on: March 10, 2013, 10:05:33 AM »
Granted, but it goes quick since it's your last day at work.

I wish for a friendly penguin that played card games

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2064 on: March 10, 2013, 10:07:18 AM »
Granted, but Gir kidnaps the penguin and Zim replaces its brain with a fried egg, destroying its ability to play anything except Gin Rummy.

I wish my phone battery didn't need such regular recharging.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2065 on: March 10, 2013, 04:01:05 PM »
Granted. It explodes, instead.

I wish that I didn't need to replace the windows in my house to meet current code.

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Offline Blythe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2066 on: March 10, 2013, 06:19:07 PM »
Granted. The code changes and the windows are okay. But your lawn isn't.

I wish I had a hat.

Offline PrettyxPoisonxApple

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2067 on: March 10, 2013, 07:06:01 PM »
Granted. But it is too small.

I wish for a kitten.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2068 on: March 10, 2013, 11:42:06 PM »
Granted, but it's some space kitten that a week later eats your entire CD and DVD collection, even the digital copies, somehow.

I wish that I had some cute lingerie.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2069 on: March 14, 2013, 07:14:26 AM »
Granted, but then multiple pics of you only wearing it are posted all over the internet so people you know are bound to see it eventually.

I wish for a brain for my penguin.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2070 on: March 14, 2013, 12:26:09 PM »
Granted but it is the brain of a chipmunk and now your Penguin is sad that it can't climb trees
I wish my hips would stop hurting

Offline guardtherealm

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2071 on: March 14, 2013, 12:42:26 PM »
Granted, but as soon as they stop hurting, your hips triple in size and turn purple

I wish I could take a trip tomorrow.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2072 on: March 14, 2013, 12:47:52 PM »
Granted, you have a trip to south pole sea

I wish I can spend my days sleeping and lazing around and still earn money enough for my family :P

Offline Formless

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2073 on: March 14, 2013, 12:51:45 PM »
Granted ... But you're family well get well on their feet and dump you because you're such a lazy person.

I wish I can teleport anywhere.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2074 on: March 14, 2013, 12:55:21 PM »
granted but you teleport into a volcano
I wish I could spend my days in just my blankets