Granted. Every time someone uses the words "never" or "always", or any other superlatives, whatever they said becomes truth, even if the truths contradict one another, with the exception of cause your wish, or my corruption of it, to be undone. That just doesn't work for some reason. The world descends into absolute chaos.
I wish that my immune system was superhuman, so that I could kick a cold in a matter of seconds instead of two to four days of groggy crappiness.