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Offline CaptiveAngel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2175 on: April 07, 2013, 04:58:08 PM »
(love pet rats btw)

Granted, but now puppies are of the past and everyone has a rat.

I wish to get one whole lazy day unbothered by neighbors and phone calls.

Offline Medias

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2176 on: April 07, 2013, 05:22:11 PM »
Granted, you now get bothered by a airhorn being sounded in your ear every time you relax

I wish I could finish a novel

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2177 on: April 07, 2013, 05:25:45 PM »
granted but it is a a novel about encyclopedia salesmen in love

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2178 on: April 08, 2013, 02:01:49 AM »
I wish superlatives like never and always were used appropriately.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2179 on: April 12, 2013, 03:47:17 AM »
Granted. Every time someone uses the words "never" or "always", or any other superlatives, whatever they said becomes truth, even if the truths contradict one another, with the exception of cause your wish, or my corruption of it, to be undone. That just doesn't work for some reason. The world descends into absolute chaos.

I wish that my immune system was superhuman, so that I could kick a cold in a matter of seconds instead of two to four days of groggy crappiness.
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Offline Blythe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2180 on: April 12, 2013, 03:51:39 AM »
Your immune system does become superhuman, but because of how epic it is, it starts registering everything as harmful bacteria, especially your favorite foods.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of bacon.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2181 on: April 12, 2013, 04:26:49 PM »
Granted. There are now an infinite number of pigs following you around. Something-something-black-hole...

I wish I was harder working!


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2182 on: April 13, 2013, 11:18:09 PM »
Granted.  And now because you are so diligent, your boss gives all your slacker co-workers assignments to you to finish.

I wish I never had to clean my guns.

Offline Funguy81

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2183 on: April 14, 2013, 02:31:41 AM »
Granted, they simply breakdown and rust  after years of neglect.

I wish I could be part of the NBA.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2184 on: April 14, 2013, 01:42:47 PM »
Granted. The National Braille Association is happy to have you.

I wish I was eating a delicious pepperoni pizza.

Offline NightDream

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2185 on: April 25, 2013, 04:32:31 PM »
Granted but its the last thing you'll ever eat again.

I wish I owned a bondage bed.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2186 on: April 28, 2013, 01:39:47 AM »
Granted, but you never meet anyone willing to make use of it with you :(

I wish that I was really good at magic tricks, like with cards and such.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2187 on: April 28, 2013, 11:36:08 AM »
Granted, but you spent so much time learning to do that well, you missed out on gaining employable skills.

I wish I could adjust the weather to my liking at all times.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2188 on: April 28, 2013, 08:47:10 PM »
Granted, but the absolute power of such drives you insane, and 'to your liking' ends up being worldwide hurricanes, floods, and epic blizzards that end civilization as we know it.


I wish I could stop time.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2189 on: April 28, 2013, 10:00:15 PM »
Granted, but you can't start time again.

I wish everyone in the world had enough to eat for free.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2190 on: April 28, 2013, 10:08:06 PM »
Easily granted.  Now markets collapse and farmers have no money to buy more seed; grocers have no money to buy more stock, etc.


I wish the US had a multi-party system rather than a two-party system.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2191 on: April 29, 2013, 02:36:40 AM »
Granted, but no corruption is necessary. As politicians, they are all corrupt anyways.

I wish I owned google.

Offline studpuppy22

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2192 on: April 29, 2013, 11:42:21 AM »
Granted, but it ends up google has been pronounced an illegal search engine for stealing credit card information and you go bankrupt.

I wish I had the power of invisibility

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2193 on: April 29, 2013, 11:44:19 AM »
Granted, but so does everybody else.

I wish my dissertation were finished.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2194 on: April 29, 2013, 03:10:54 PM »
Granted. It turns out that the deadline was earlier than expected and you have to turn in what you have.

I wish genre fiction was as respected as literary fiction.

Offline CupidCatt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2195 on: April 29, 2013, 03:47:04 PM »
Granted. But now everybody starts trying to be oh so clever and genre fiction devolves into a gloopy, intertextual, posttransmetamodern mess that's almost as banal as most 'lit fic' offerings (bitter? moi?)

I wish Pepsi weren't a diabetes bomb.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2196 on: April 29, 2013, 08:57:03 PM »
Granted.  But now leafy green vegetables give you cancer.


I wish Heath Ledger was still with us.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2197 on: May 01, 2013, 12:08:10 AM »
Granted, but he steps on your toe later. It's an accident, but it still hurts.

I wish fully-immersive computer games you control with your brain and receive realistic sensory feedback from were a reality.

Offline NightDream

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2198 on: May 01, 2013, 11:27:14 AM »
Granted but you can no longer differentiate between game and reality and spend the rest of your soon to be short life starving in reality and lost in a video game that you can't pass a single level on. :-P

I wish that allergies were non-existant.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2199 on: May 01, 2013, 11:31:18 AM »
granted but now the allergens plot together and take over the world

I wish I had a puppy