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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2200 on: May 01, 2013, 11:45:47 AM »
Granted.  Of course, the only one we have in stock is a mutated, ferocious man-eating pup.  Enjoy!

I wish I had infinite wishes!

Offline NightDream

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2201 on: May 01, 2013, 11:51:40 AM »
Granted but not one of them actually comes true!


I wish my cell phone battery was always fully charged.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2202 on: May 01, 2013, 11:56:07 AM »
Granted, but it you will never find service!

I wish to end the world!

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2203 on: May 01, 2013, 12:02:40 PM »
Granted. The world ends, but only for you.

I wish I owned a big video game company.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2204 on: May 01, 2013, 12:06:09 PM »
Granted but it is called Big Video Game Company and you sell nothing

I wish my husband would do what I say

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2205 on: May 03, 2013, 09:27:10 AM »
Granted he does exactly what you do and you begin to get annoyed because he asks you what to do all day and night long

I wish I could control time allowing me to get everything done that I need/want

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2206 on: May 03, 2013, 01:53:13 PM »
Granted, but when you are done you realize that you have nothing left to do and become very, very bored...for eternity.

I wish I could understand men.

Offline subjuanita

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2207 on: May 03, 2013, 02:05:45 PM »
I don't think you can understand men, and they probably say the same about us!

I just wish I had more time to do the things that I like to do.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2208 on: May 03, 2013, 02:44:21 PM »
granted but now you are stuck in a time vortex where you repeat the same half hour everyday for eternity

I wish I had someone ot take a bath with

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2209 on: May 03, 2013, 02:49:44 PM »
granted but now you are stuck in a time vortex where you repeat the same half hour everyday for eternity

I wish I had someone ot take a bath with

Granted, but that someone is an 85 pound Golden Retriever who was just out rolling in the mud.

I wish my renovations were all done on the house I bought.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2210 on: May 03, 2013, 02:55:22 PM »
granted but every room looks like a sex dungeon now

I wish I could eat whatever i want and not gain weight

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2211 on: May 03, 2013, 03:20:26 PM »
I fail to see the downside of this.

Granted, but we're changing 'whatever' to 'whoever'.  ;)

I wish I could go home early today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2212 on: May 03, 2013, 03:22:24 PM »
granted but you where fired

I wish I could have sex everyday

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2213 on: May 03, 2013, 03:27:08 PM »
Granted, but when you get older and end up in a nursing home, all the old gentlemen who live there constantly chase you around with their walkers, waggling their bushy eyebrows suggestively and rattling their bottles of Viagra.

I wish I had some mayo for this sandwich.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2214 on: May 03, 2013, 03:33:08 PM »
granted but I am not sure it is actually mayo

I wish I had ice cream

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2215 on: May 04, 2013, 11:40:15 AM »
Granted *four 10-pound blocks of frozen heavy cream land on the ground in front of you*

I wish I could reverse entropy.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2216 on: May 06, 2013, 07:00:19 AM »
Granted, but in so doing, the first law of thermodynamics is now invalid: energy can never be transformed from one form into another and will be utterly destroyed in any attempt to do so.

I wish to be omnipotent.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2217 on: May 06, 2013, 08:41:17 AM »
Sorry...as I am not omnipotent, but a mere granter of wishes...a non-god cannot gift the powers of a god...

...or, alternatively...

Granted, but seeing as how I am godlike myself in order to offer such power, I immediately take you as a lesser god to serve me, and put you in charge of some of the load of answering these annoying mortals and their ceaseless wishes.

I wish I made no mistakes.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2218 on: May 06, 2013, 04:48:48 PM »
Granted. Your caretakers have made all your decisions for you and never learn anything or gain autonomy.

I wish I could get a job I love.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2219 on: May 06, 2013, 06:56:24 PM »
Granted: your inhibitions have been lowered, allowing you to thoroughly love and enjoy the job of being a sewer worker.

I wish to know all languages.

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2220 on: May 07, 2013, 04:19:45 AM »
Granted. You now know about all the languages in the world. You know what they're called and you can instantly identify a language if you hear or read it. Unfortunately, you still don't understand any of it; you just instinctively know what languages they are.

I wish I was in Dixie!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2221 on: May 07, 2013, 09:36:58 AM »
Granted, but since you are now with me, you get to be my personal plaything for as long as I want.

I wish I didn't have to deal with the idiots at Comcast to get my internet service bill sorted out.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2222 on: May 07, 2013, 02:34:51 PM »
Granted.  Now, television doesn't exist, and never will.

I wish I could dance.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2223 on: May 07, 2013, 03:04:15 PM »
Granted as I'm just about to turn the music on myself

I wish there was more hours in the day

Offline Lightskirt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2224 on: May 07, 2013, 05:45:02 PM »
Granted. The new extra hours will appear right before your usual work shift would have ended.

I wish my neighbors dogs would stop barking.