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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2225 on: May 07, 2013, 05:58:41 PM »
Granted.  Now they roar.

I wish that the numeral 4 didn't exist.

Offline HellsPrincess

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2226 on: May 07, 2013, 08:39:19 PM »
Granted. But now a black whole appears.

I wish I started in a movie

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2227 on: May 07, 2013, 09:37:29 PM »
Granted.  You are transported back to the 1920s, where you star in Thief of Baghdad...and stay in that time.


I wish there was less stupidity in the world.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2228 on: May 07, 2013, 10:24:07 PM »
Easily granted.  90% of the world population has just been exterminated.  The remaining seven million people have an average IQ of 140, and are utterly incapable of any level of nonsense - including humor or basic social interactions.  As a direct result, the human race becomes extinct within five centuries.

I wish to own my own planet that is capable of supporting human life for untold eons, and is not in any astronomically immediate danger of being destroyed or severely damaged or invaded by any unwanted creatures or any diseases.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2229 on: May 08, 2013, 01:45:37 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately, you have no way of getting to this planet.

I wish Daoine Sidhe had a way to bring all of the reasonable people to her planet.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2230 on: May 08, 2013, 02:32:22 AM »
Granted.  But first, I become their holy queen and they find a way to transport me to the planet.

I wish... for a cookie.

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2231 on: May 08, 2013, 02:50:48 AM »
Granted -- now they're roaring like lions and trumpeting like elephants!

I wish I could play an instrument.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2232 on: May 08, 2013, 03:27:31 AM »
Granted.  You can know play the trombone.  But the instrument makes no noise when you do.

I wish to own my own house.

Offline Rapt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2233 on: May 08, 2013, 04:42:45 AM »
Granted, but its termite infested and only the paint is holding it together.


I wish I could write and successfully publish my novel.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2234 on: May 08, 2013, 04:53:09 AM »
Granted!  But, alas, you can only write Twilight knock-off novels.

Edit: I wish I could fly.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 05:08:20 AM by Daoine Sidhe »

Offline Rapt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2235 on: May 08, 2013, 05:07:30 AM »
Granted!  But, alas, you can only write Twilight knock-off novels.


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2236 on: May 08, 2013, 05:09:12 AM »
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm sorry... I couldn't resist.  Also, edited my post to include a wish...

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2237 on: May 08, 2013, 05:31:48 AM »
Granted. You can now fly, but you can't land.

(And that Twilight knockoff part and the "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" was hilarious. I laughed.)

I wish I was a blonde.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2238 on: May 08, 2013, 05:34:08 AM »
Granted.  Not only is your hair blond, but now you're a stereotypical blonde with an IQ of a cucumber.  Enjoy!

I wish that I had magical powers.

Offline HellsPrincess

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2239 on: May 08, 2013, 05:40:21 AM »
Granted. Your magical powers are evil and taking over you slowly as you use them.

I wish Satan was real :P

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2240 on: May 08, 2013, 06:12:30 AM »
Granted.  He's my slave.

I wish I had $12.

Offline HellsPrincess

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2241 on: May 08, 2013, 09:09:48 AM »
Granted. But now you have to pay taxes.

I wish I could win 50 Million dollars

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2242 on: May 08, 2013, 09:24:14 AM »
Granted -- now you can win 50 million dollars. It's not a given that you will win 50 million dollars, but if you should buy a lottery ticket or something there's aways a possibility it'll be the winning one.

I wish I was a Princess! *girly sigh*

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2243 on: May 08, 2013, 10:19:04 AM »
Granted. You're the princess of a really pitiful country that has no money or power and is probably going to be invaded soon, but you still have to marry your nosepicking cousin to keep the bloodline pure.

I wish I could transform into a raven and back and spy on people.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2244 on: May 08, 2013, 05:54:54 PM »
granted but now they are singing showtunes

I wish I had flowers

Offline PrincessAriel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2245 on: May 08, 2013, 06:13:14 PM »
Granted, but now the plants are flesh eating plants. Enjoy! ;D

I wish I had a puppy.

Offline NewMoon35

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2246 on: May 08, 2013, 07:01:52 PM »
Very well...I hope you don't mind if your bed sheets smell like pee, your favorite childhood toy is chewed beyond recognition, and your sleep is never the same as it yelps at 3 a.m. and begs you to go outside.

I wish I was a published author.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 09:57:54 PM by NewMoon35 »

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2247 on: May 08, 2013, 11:36:32 PM »
Granted.  All of your works are four words long, and never make any income.

I wish I had red hair.

Offline Kippers

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2248 on: May 09, 2013, 10:08:31 AM »
Granted. You've been shot in the head.

I wish for a collection of rare and expensive wines and cheeses.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2249 on: May 09, 2013, 10:39:36 PM »
Granted.  But, they were all destroyed in a fire.

I wish that I knew what I wanted to wish for.