Easily granted. 90% of the world population has just been exterminated. The remaining seven million people have an average IQ of 140, and are utterly incapable of any level of nonsense - including humor or basic social interactions. As a direct result, the human race becomes extinct within five centuries.
I wish to own my own planet that is capable of supporting human life for untold eons, and is not in any astronomically immediate danger of being destroyed or severely damaged or invaded by any unwanted creatures or any diseases.