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Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #300 on: September 07, 2007, 04:14:57 AM »
Wish granted, the woman nearest to you receives magical powers and proceeds to cast Evard's Black Tentacles on you! :D :P

Hmmm, not so sure is it bad thing ;).

Wish granted, you meet Jarlaxle just when he knocks you unconcius and steals your clothes and wallet (he was nude btw).

I would wish that some my threads stories in Elliquiy could appear as three dimensional hologram in my bedroom.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #301 on: September 07, 2007, 01:43:35 PM »
Wish granted. But it's forever and unable to remove. And your room is filled with shouts, moans and groans, 24 hours a day. Try to sleep or invite someone....

I wish to have my own harem of young, handsome guys.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #302 on: September 07, 2007, 01:51:26 PM »
They're all gay.

I wish I could be responsible for world peace.

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #303 on: September 07, 2007, 07:50:25 PM »
Granted. You push this weird, red button, and start a geothermal nuclear war. Now, no one is fighting everyone else, because they're too busy trying to survive. And somehow, everyone knows it was you who pushed the button.

I wish to have my own young, nubile, willing female sex slave.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #304 on: September 08, 2007, 04:54:44 AM »
Wish granted, but they have a wierd STD, and you die before you even finish your first carnal action with her.

I wish Bush would get what he deserves for all the 'reforms' he keeps passing.
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Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #305 on: September 08, 2007, 06:42:42 AM »
Granted, Bush becomes leader of the World.  ;D

I wish I could dance and sing in the famous musical.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #306 on: September 09, 2007, 12:14:57 AM »
Wish granted, but the theatre burns down right before the first play, so no one ever watches you.

I wish that I had a piece of choclate cake right now, and no funny business! *glares at the genie*

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #307 on: September 09, 2007, 12:57:00 AM »
Wish granted, you get most delicious chocolate cake ever made in both past and future. You get even eat it and it is delicious, but you die on hearth attack when triplefolded sugar value in your blood gives you energy spike from eatting the cake.

I wish to go movie theatres to see movies whitout paying and it not being doned whit illegal methods.

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #308 on: September 09, 2007, 03:31:45 AM »
Wish granted. You now have lifetime access to the 'Theater of Horrors,' where all they show are the worst films ever produced. And you don't even have Mike Nelson to make them more palatable.

I wish that Judy Nails (http://www.myspace.com/judynails) was my Real Life girlfriend.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #309 on: September 09, 2007, 03:51:51 AM »
Wish granted, Judy Nales, wanted for 6 counts of illegal parking, 5 counts of DUI, 4 counts of shoplifting, 3 counts of DWI, 2 counts of fenoly littering in Grand Arches national park, and 1 count of illegally purchasing a partirdge in a pear tree, is now your girl friend, and stalks you every where you go.

(Note, not a real person)

I wish, for a crisp, new, legally created, undamaged, no catches attached, American 2 dollar bill from 1950 was in my wallet. *Looks in wallet* I have a '51 and a '52, that would round out the collection.
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Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #310 on: September 09, 2007, 09:00:56 AM »
Wish granted, but few minutes after someone steals your vallet.

I wish to be only child and heir of Bill Gates.

Offline Sabby

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #311 on: September 09, 2007, 09:13:21 AM »
granted. Just in his last years, Sony actually does something right and when you inherit Microsoft its worth nothing.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #312 on: September 09, 2007, 09:58:48 AM »
You forgot about your wish...

Offline Sabby

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #313 on: September 09, 2007, 10:42:04 AM »
oh crap... I wish that I had Telekinisis

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #314 on: September 09, 2007, 10:19:33 PM »
Wish granted, but you never figure out how to get it to work correctly, and can only pinch your own butt.

I wish that there were better games on RPoL.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #315 on: September 10, 2007, 02:00:14 AM »
Wish granted but you are part of 'banned bad quality player' process so you are banned from Rpol altough Rpol's gamequality increased dramatically.

I wish I own all Xbox games, which all work and my Xbox+TV works also.

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #316 on: September 10, 2007, 04:46:23 AM »
Granted. However, all your controllers are non-functional.

I wish for phenomenal cosmic power.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #317 on: September 10, 2007, 07:02:30 AM »
You get it.  Along with the tiny little living space.

I wish Buffy had never been cancelled..

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #318 on: September 10, 2007, 10:39:37 AM »
Wish granted, but Buffy turned into worst south american soap opera...

I wish I could read people's thoughts.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #319 on: September 10, 2007, 02:17:03 PM »
Wish granted, but you are accidently sentenced to life in prison without possiblity of parole, bail, or early release, and spend the rest of your live in a max security male prison, having to endure the males around you mentally raping you.

I wish that I owned my own planet. (no way to mess that up *challenge*)

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #320 on: September 10, 2007, 10:38:58 PM »
Wish granted, only after two years Hive Fleet Kraken (Tyranids 40k style) reaches your planet and proceeds to suck all the life out of it!

I wish I had a Rihanna clone..

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #321 on: September 11, 2007, 01:47:54 AM »
Hm, they were a bit early.

Wish granted, but it has a flaw in the genetic coding, turning it into a serial killer, and since you are the owner, you are executed for its crimes.

I wish... I wish... I wish... I wish for a fish! *sorry! But it needed to be done.*

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #322 on: September 11, 2007, 06:37:07 AM »
Then you get fish right on your dish. 

However, the fish in question is a live great white, and it eats you.

I wish I had superpowers.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #323 on: September 11, 2007, 10:47:16 AM »
Wish granted! You have an ability to fly and superhuman strenght, but you can use them only when you're naked.

I wish I could being able to link my mind with my PC and internet.

Offline Bliss

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #324 on: September 11, 2007, 10:52:11 AM »
Granted. All the world's pornography and fansites download to your brain, leaving you twitching and drooling on the floor under your keyboard.

I wish I owned my house free and clear already.