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Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #375 on: November 19, 2007, 01:17:25 PM »
Granted, though the only place you can travel to is Siberia, with no return tickets.. Ever.

I wish all Pepsi turned to Coca-Cola!

Online Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #376 on: November 21, 2007, 07:18:11 AM »
Your wish comes true but coca cola stops production soon after.

Wish a RL real fantasy adventure (alternative dimension travel, or dimensions sliding together etc, anything which makes sense)

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #377 on: November 22, 2007, 06:53:17 AM »
Done!  You enter the world of Chuthulu.. may you enjoy your stay, as long as your sanity holds up.

I wish that money grew on trees!

Offline Ignaddio

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #378 on: November 22, 2007, 01:55:57 PM »
Cash, now in such abundance, is virtually worthless, and the global economy crashes as a result. Tensions between rival nations reach a breaking point, and nuclear winter envelops all of humanity. Generations down the line, our mutant progeny wonder at the pretty leaves with men's faces on them.

I wish my car would stop breaking down.

Offline Zombie Apocalypso

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #379 on: November 23, 2007, 01:44:26 AM »
Granted...However at the pain of your pocket book. Eventually you go into debt and have to live in the car that you stopped from breaking down.

I wish I could glue pennies to an entire mile of city sidewalks in seattle...

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #380 on: November 23, 2007, 06:21:44 AM »
You get caught in the act, and spend the next thirty years prying them up with your fingernails as a VERY unattractive guard watches you...

I wish I could fly.

Online Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #381 on: November 26, 2007, 02:37:23 AM »
Your wish comes true but you turn into fly and spend rest of your short lifespan (1 day) either dodging massive mountains of meat crush you or in short intense orgies with egual ugly fly females in carbage.

I wish that I could get replies (and able reply back timely fashion) to all my threads at Elliquiy.....

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #382 on: November 26, 2007, 06:12:30 AM »
You get quick replies to all of your threads.. horrible, boring replies written at a kindergarten level, and totally devoid of anything on your ON list.

I wish I could have more time to study.

Offline Antone

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #383 on: December 21, 2007, 04:23:18 AM »

 Granted. You go to a library on the last day its open, and at closing time, you are forgotten about, and locked within... and as they seal the library up as some sort of time-capsule stunt, you are left inside with nothing to do but study for the rest of your life.

 I wish I could be happy.

Online Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #384 on: December 28, 2007, 06:59:55 AM »
Wish granted, you are happy for 1 minute until you become miserably unhappy for ten years.

I wish I could have got more money as christmas gift.

Offline Antone

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #385 on: December 29, 2007, 01:00:00 AM »

 Wish granted... for christmas, instead of the typical 50 bucks you would normally get, you get 1,000,000... though its all Monopoly money... but its the thought that counts, right?

 I wish I had a lollipop ^_^

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #386 on: December 29, 2007, 01:54:55 AM »
Granted you get a lollipop that never seems to grow smaller nor fade away and your filled with the insatiable urge to deepthroat it, being a really long lollipop, everywhere, even at WORK.

I wish I had a cloning device.

Online Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #387 on: January 04, 2008, 08:33:42 AM »
Wish granted, you get cloning device which works once and it creates clone of yourself, albeit complete opposite personality from yours.

I wish I would not get officer training course (and so extend time) in the army.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #388 on: January 07, 2008, 08:49:58 PM »
Wish granted, but you get stuck in a rut.  You need to take that officer training in order to be able to get an honorable discharge, but your name is made ineligible by one check mark on a form from ten years ago.

I wish I was the most desired man on the planet.

Offline Sakujo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #389 on: January 07, 2008, 09:18:53 PM »
Wish granted, everyone now desires you...dead for committing the most horrendous crime of all time, which kills millions worldwide.

I wish I had a Death Note. (See anime/manga series)

Offline Serenity Vixen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #390 on: January 07, 2008, 09:30:46 PM »
Granted, but you have been cursed to being unable to find anything that would make a mark, and so are never able to write anything in it's pages..

I wish I was a catgirl

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #391 on: January 07, 2008, 11:10:46 PM »
Granted, but I become your owner and well.. you can think what happens after that *Evil smirk*

I wish I could teleport into game-worlds.

Offline Sakujo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #392 on: January 08, 2008, 04:50:04 AM »
Granted, but you have been cursed to being unable to find anything that would make a mark, and so are never able to write anything in it's pages..

I still get the Shinigami, though? :D

Then again, that's a curse in and of itself. ~_~


"I wish I could teleport into game-worlds."

Granted, but you're only allowed into terrible 2d flash games.



I wish that I would be given something that could write (so that I don't have to find it :D).

Offline Solstice

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #393 on: January 16, 2008, 05:21:38 PM »
Wish granted; you receive a pen that could write, if it wasn't out of ink.

I wish I had a kitten!

Offline Caeli

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #394 on: January 17, 2008, 06:17:54 PM »
Wish granted; but that kitten can do nothing but stare at you, because it is stuffed.

I wish I could dance.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #395 on: January 17, 2008, 11:07:02 PM »
Wish granted, you get to dance the tango with me *Winks*

I wish I had my Wabbit and Kitten here with me.

Online Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #396 on: January 18, 2008, 10:19:23 AM »
Wish granted, you get both with you into far east chinese prison from net frauds what you did to chinese businessmen (and no, you did not secret store money to buy yourself out but chinese managed track where you had hid the money).

I wish I would become my favourite played characther (and not being product of imagination and not exchisting as paper).

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #397 on: January 18, 2008, 01:48:04 PM »
granted, only someone accidently washed your character sheet before the change and lost all your stats so they got reset to zero. 

I wish I could finish something i started instead of losing interest half way thru.

Offline Solstice

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #398 on: January 18, 2008, 02:41:28 PM »
Wish granted, but you started singing the song that never ends.

I wish I had a less unstable internet connection. (>_>)

Offline Brandon

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #399 on: January 18, 2008, 03:50:02 PM »
Granted you gain the most stable connection ever but the only website you can access is one specializing in cookie recipies

I wish I would never have another nightmare