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Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #325 on: September 11, 2007, 01:35:03 PM »
Done.  But then you find out your insurance is invalid, and it burns...

I wish I had some sexy Elliquiry ladies with me on my upcoming business trip!

Offline BK Geno

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #326 on: September 11, 2007, 02:57:25 PM »
Wish granted, but it turns out that they are returning from your destination, as you arrive, so you don't get to spend anytime with them.

I wish someone would answer the This/That thread.

Offline Sherona

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #327 on: September 11, 2007, 08:08:17 PM »
Granted. A reply is given on the this/that thread but it is written in so much 1337 speak that it is unreadable (The most horrifying granting I could think of..leet *shudders*)


I wish that I could get over this head cold!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #328 on: September 11, 2007, 08:10:17 PM »
Wish granted, it turns into the flu.

I wish that I already had my bacholer's degree in my discipline.

Offline Ixy

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #329 on: September 13, 2007, 05:02:55 PM »
You do, but are placed in witness protection so you can never claim it, or you'll be whacked by a guy whose nickname happens to be "Walnuts".

I wish Hugh Heffner would pay for a boob-job for me.

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #330 on: September 13, 2007, 05:38:48 PM »
Granted. However, there are strings attached. 1) You have to pose nude for Playboy. 2) You have to have sex with Hugh. 3) You have to get the size they pay for, which is 53 DDDD, and gives you back problems for the rest of your life. 4) You have to use their surgeon, who got his degree out of a Cracker Jack box. You get an infection from the implants, and they leak. 5) You can NEVER have them taken out.

I wish I was a super hero.

Offline Sherona

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #331 on: September 13, 2007, 05:50:24 PM »
Granted but your only Super "power" is "Meat vision"...

I wish my Ethics professor wasnt such a hard ass.

Offline Hunter

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #332 on: September 13, 2007, 06:10:04 PM »
Granted but then you'll have to retake the class.

I wish that I had the poster above me to sleep with.

Offline Sherona

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #333 on: September 13, 2007, 06:28:48 PM »
Granted..But then her husband would put an ad out for your head.


I wish my coffee would brew itself.


Offline Amberghylles

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #334 on: September 13, 2007, 09:21:51 PM »
Granted.  Unfortunately, now that coffee has been discovered to be sentient enough to brew itself, it is illeagal to do such... leading to a worldwide caffine withdrawl of epic proportions.

I wish I was independantly wealthy and could spend all my time playing here on E.

Offline Sherona

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #335 on: September 13, 2007, 09:35:20 PM »
(lol good one amberghylles)

Granted. But then from so much RP, your fingers fall off, and then you spend all your money constructing artificial fingers, forcing you to return to work and once again reduces your time on E.

I wish Day Care did not cost a fortune!

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #336 on: September 13, 2007, 10:02:05 PM »
Granted. However, in order to come under budget, they had to lower their standards for who they hire. Right now, your daycare had to hire an ex convict named Scar, who's looking at your kid oddly...

I wish I had one of the lovely and available ladies from E to sleep with.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #337 on: September 14, 2007, 03:52:08 AM »
Wish granted. But she is snorring.

I wish to have persian cat.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #338 on: September 14, 2007, 04:10:48 AM »
Wish granted, you get stuffed persian cat which smells bit funny.

I wish one my sexual fantasies would come true.....

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #339 on: September 14, 2007, 06:56:03 AM »
It does.  And you're arrested for it.

I wish The Beatles had never disbanded.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #340 on: September 14, 2007, 07:06:37 AM »
Wish granted, but they all died in a bus accident three days after the disband date, so they would have lived longer if not for your wish.  :P

I wish that my computer was not broken.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #341 on: September 14, 2007, 07:33:44 AM »
Your computer is no longer broken, but everybody else's are.. you can no longer communicate with the outside world through your PC.

I wish that tasty food wasn't fattening!

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #342 on: September 14, 2007, 11:58:23 AM »
Wish granted. But it works only for vegeterians.

I wish I could chnage my sex whenever I want.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #343 on: September 14, 2007, 12:31:34 PM »
Done.  But you find yourself locked up, unable to touch yourself or others..

I wish I were a pirate.

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #344 on: September 14, 2007, 12:49:14 PM »
done, but you find yourself marrooned on a lonely island, left behind by your pirate brethren.

I wish i never had to sleep.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #345 on: September 14, 2007, 12:56:37 PM »
done, but you're constantly completely exhausted.

I wish I lived in California  ;D

Offline Sherona

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #346 on: September 14, 2007, 01:09:49 PM »
Done. But global Warming turns it into a wasteland desert


I wish whenever i cooked overeasy eggs the yolk never breaks.

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #347 on: September 14, 2007, 01:19:18 PM »
Granted. Now the yoke breaks whenever you crack open the egg.

I wish all my work was done.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #348 on: September 14, 2007, 01:34:00 PM »
Wish granted, you never buy another egg, and therefore, never break another yolk.

I wish I could sleep!

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #349 on: September 14, 2007, 01:46:44 PM »
1 word... COMA.

I wish I was in better shape..