Granted. However, there are strings attached. 1) You have to pose nude for Playboy. 2) You have to have sex with Hugh. 3) You have to get the size they pay for, which is 53 DDDD, and gives you back problems for the rest of your life. 4) You have to use their surgeon, who got his degree out of a Cracker Jack box. You get an infection from the implants, and they leak. 5) You can NEVER have them taken out.
I wish I was a super hero.