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Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #400 on: January 20, 2008, 10:58:04 PM »
Wish Granted, your Nightmares cease to exist in your dreams instead your locked in one for the rest of your life.

I wish I could time travel.

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #401 on: January 21, 2008, 10:03:08 PM »
Granted, your time machine breaks down in the sixties, leaving you stranded amoung the flower-children.

I wish I had a better computer.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #402 on: January 21, 2008, 11:47:02 PM »
Wish granted.  However, you are sent to the west coast of Alaska in January.  Have fun. :)

I wish I could fly.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #403 on: January 22, 2008, 12:46:55 AM »
Wish granted, but due to your wealth you have to hire seventy bodyguards that watch you day and night keeping the tabloids away.

I wish I could talk to God why he insists on annoying me...

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #404 on: January 22, 2008, 01:15:51 AM »
Granted, he replies with a speech about salvation and then flicks you with one giant hand and sends you flying, minus the lightning this time.

I wish I could teleport from one place to another in a flash.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #405 on: January 22, 2008, 01:18:38 AM »
Wish granted only you teleport yourself into my bedroom.. *Evil Smirk* Dressed in bondage gear that is

I wish I could make a drink that would create inspiration.

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #406 on: January 22, 2008, 01:43:00 AM »
Granted, but it only serves to fuel my filthy little mind. Good thing I'm in your room, huh? *giggles*

I wish I was a real neko girl.

Offline Serenity Vixen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #407 on: January 22, 2008, 11:04:17 AM »
Granted, but this wish interacts badly with your last wish and you end up teleporting into the middle of a dog pound...   ((Sorry, but until this one, the wishes were starting to seem... pleasant :P))

I wish I was a powerful sorceress

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #408 on: January 22, 2008, 11:22:07 AM »
sorry, but the wish god mishears you and turns you into a tower of saucers.

i wish i was a real neko girl transported into a dog pound! *giggles*  really, the first thing i thought was it wouldn't be such a bad thing., long as i was in heat and the dogs were um... randy...   :o

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #409 on: January 22, 2008, 11:51:12 PM »
Wish granted (lucky you), but the pound had long been closed and turned into a petting zoo.

I wish I was a professional kickboxing champ!

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #410 on: January 23, 2008, 01:19:28 AM »
Wish granted, only your title contender steals it away from you by pinning you against the ropes, ripping it off and then ripping you a new one ;)

I wish I could meet Sharon den Adel

Offline strangely made

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #411 on: January 23, 2008, 07:53:21 AM »
Wish granted and you get arrested for being a stalker, found guilty and sentenced to jail.


I wish I could find the perfect Onion Barji

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #412 on: January 23, 2008, 07:14:32 PM »
Granted, however the Onion won't stop bringing tears to your eyes.

I with I could move things with my mind.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #413 on: January 24, 2008, 01:09:02 AM »
Wish granted, only because earth actually uses gravity all things, when you use the power, tend to gravitate towards a higher grav. pull thus causing it all to fly towards you.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #414 on: February 06, 2008, 01:32:26 AM »
hmmm... no wish? ok, my own then.
I wish I were pretty.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #415 on: February 06, 2008, 03:46:07 PM »
You are pretty. You are beautiful. Your skin is milky translucent, your body is a perfect shape, everyone want you.

To bad you are now a pearl.



I wish I find a true love before I die.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #416 on: February 06, 2008, 09:42:42 PM »
*lmao at the pearl thing*
You find your true love before you die~ to bad it's scrap-booking

I wish I had an endless supply of Guinness :D

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #417 on: February 07, 2008, 07:33:47 AM »
Your wish comes true, you have endless supply of Guinness from year 1960.

(assume you meanted Guinness world record book or something similar :P)

I wish I would not need study or work hard for money and my living nicely like millionaire.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #418 on: February 07, 2008, 01:10:06 PM »
*correction*~ I ment Guinness as in the Irish beer- sorry for the confusion.

*~ wish granted- you now know everything and never need to work; unfortunately, you know the days that you and your loved ones will die and you have drained the rest of the world of currency, thus greating a world-wide depression~*

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #419 on: February 07, 2008, 04:14:42 PM »
(For Zaer)
Your wish is granted; you live in the greatest luxury and all your material needs are covered for the rest of your life. Too bad you are the boytoy slave of an aging but eager prince in Kuwait.


I wish I was seven feet tall.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #420 on: February 07, 2008, 06:33:52 PM »
wish granted~ your are now seven feet tall~ because it was taken from *elsewhere* not to mention you always hit you head on door frames and ceilings.

I wish I were a wolf ^.^

Offline Question Mark

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #421 on: February 07, 2008, 08:52:07 PM »
Congratulations, you're a wolf!  However, you're hit by a car due to human expansion into your home.

I wish I could go back to New Orleans.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #422 on: February 08, 2008, 06:34:52 PM »
-)~|>Wish granted, your now in New Orleans, to bad the French Quarter burned down in a huge fire.<|~(-

**My favorite part of New Orleans ;) **

I wish my scars were gone.

Offline The Lotus Eater

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #423 on: February 09, 2008, 06:24:28 AM »
Granted, but we had to use tissue from the balls of your feet so... it's more like we moved them.  You meant physical scarification right?

I wish I knew every language in the world

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #424 on: February 09, 2008, 06:30:04 AM »
Granted.  However, you failed to specify which world.  You now know every language on Mars.

I wish I had ten million dollars