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Offline Muff Diver

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #425 on: February 10, 2008, 02:04:22 AM »
Granted. However, you loose it all in a single poker hand.

I wish I could alter my body with but a thought.  :)

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #426 on: February 10, 2008, 02:32:07 AM »
=)->Granted<-(= but you can only alter it to the shape of a chimpanzee

I wish my family were still alive

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #427 on: February 10, 2008, 02:57:50 AM »
Granted.  However, you are now living on Europa.

Had the body of a super model and the face of Aphrodite.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #428 on: February 10, 2008, 02:59:58 AM »
**granted** you have the body of a plus sized super model and aphrodite while she is 8 months pregnant

wish my art was famous for its perfection

Offline Question Mark

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #429 on: February 10, 2008, 09:35:53 PM »
Granted, but it'll only be famous after you die and ends up on eBay.  You know, just like all the other great artists...

I wish I was completely, fully, and unabashedly happy 24/7.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #430 on: February 10, 2008, 10:43:32 PM »
granted- but your mouth gets stuck in a joker's smile which makes possible lovers run, leaving you without sex.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #431 on: February 11, 2008, 12:57:50 AM »
And your wish is...?

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #432 on: February 11, 2008, 01:12:04 PM »
oops sorry- I wish I had a normal life

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #433 on: February 11, 2008, 01:46:10 PM »
Congratulations, you have a normal life. The life of a poor housewife in Liberia.



I wish I could get to meet all the lovely people of Elliquiy in real life.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #434 on: February 11, 2008, 02:00:56 PM »
Wish granted, you meet all of them......in your funeral.

I wish I could have dragon as a pet (real dragon and one which dont eat me :P).

Offline Question Mark

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #435 on: February 11, 2008, 03:11:31 PM »
Granted, but feeding it lands you several debtors, parking tickets, and a spot on America's Most Wanted.

I wish all girls were catgirls (the cute, furry, nice kind).

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #436 on: February 11, 2008, 08:30:10 PM »
granted, but sadly, from such a quick change, you and every other guy now have extreme allergies to felines :P

 I wish I felt like and quit smoking.
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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #437 on: February 11, 2008, 11:11:49 PM »
Granted.  Unfortunatly, the Surgeon General publishes the newest discovery, Smoking may kill you  but it also makes you sexually desireable.  Your loss.

I wish I was 5'5" 120 lbs 36 (C) 24 36

Offline Question Mark

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #438 on: February 11, 2008, 11:31:34 PM »
Granted.  Perhaps you'd like to know that you are also a hermaphrodite?

I wish I could beat Guitar Hero on Expert (grr).

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #439 on: February 11, 2008, 11:38:25 PM »
Granted!  I set the game on Expert and hand you a hammer and a flogger. 

I wish there was an expert surgeon that would correct the Hermorphadie issue for me for free.

Offline The Lotus Eater

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #440 on: February 11, 2008, 11:50:15 PM »
Granted, but now instead of being both you're neither.

I wish I could find a half decent girl

Offline Question Mark

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #441 on: February 12, 2008, 12:54:20 AM »
Granted.  O, did you say half decent?  I must've missed that.  But hey, at least you have half of a girl!  :D

I wish I could nab a girlfriend that stays with me for more than a month.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #442 on: February 12, 2008, 02:04:38 AM »
Granted.  You have a girlfriend for 32 days after which she leaves, taking your cat, couch and everything in the bank account.  How were you to know she was on the FBI's; most wanted list,

I wish I were a aster Chef at a world renowned resturaunt

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #443 on: February 12, 2008, 07:46:52 AM »
Wish granted, only the food is like uber alien food and captures and uses you to create Inter-species babies! Like LOTS!

I wish Kurt Cobain would sing a little clearer.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #444 on: February 12, 2008, 07:50:13 AM »
Granted!  Unfortunatly, you are now deaf and will never hear it.

I wish I were the lead vocalist for a very successful rock band

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #445 on: February 12, 2008, 07:53:22 AM »
Wish granted, only you can't take the pressure and become An Hero (Look it up if you don't know what I mean ;))

I wish I could turn back time.

Offline Elena

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #446 on: February 12, 2008, 11:35:26 AM »
Wish granted but you find yourself reliving your most humiliating experience again.


I wish that I had an endless supply of Baileys to drink.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #447 on: February 12, 2008, 11:39:24 AM »
Wish granted, but every drink you take seperates the cream and curdles in your stomach.

I wish I had my own all-female harem.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #448 on: February 12, 2008, 06:03:07 PM »
Granted.  Unfortunatly, after an unhappy accident, you are now a Eunich.

I wish I had a coffee bean farm

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #449 on: February 12, 2008, 06:20:17 PM »
granted- your coffee bean farm is one acre in the middle of snake infested Amazon Rainforest.

I wish I had all the men and women I desired