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Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #275 on: August 21, 2007, 04:48:45 AM »
Wish granted. You're deep in Kongo or something like this african country and you're the only one woman in the village. I'm pretty sure you know what it means, being surrounded by bunch of surly cute but also horny african warriors.

I wish to have year's stock of Channel nr 5.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #276 on: August 21, 2007, 04:51:27 AM »
Aahhh.. yeah.. I know.. *grabs ankles* :P

Wish granted, though the perfume is spiked with aphrodisiac's !

I wish I could playtest Fallout 3 IRL

Offline Ixy

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #277 on: August 21, 2007, 10:27:55 AM »
Granted!  But a disgruntled programmer has inbued your copy with the ghost of a creepy little girl who was drowned in a well.  You will die within 7 days unless you distribute a BitTorrent copy.

I wish that the cold war was back ON!

Offline Archangel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #278 on: August 21, 2007, 10:30:46 AM »
Granted... Take a look around you, it's called reality...

I wish I was a rock star !!!

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #279 on: August 21, 2007, 11:20:41 AM »
Wish granted. You're rock star, but sadly, after one season you star fades, popularity is gone and you're old, frustrated artist, destroyed by drugs and alcohol.

I wish I could play in Spilberg's movie.

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #280 on: August 21, 2007, 01:50:13 PM »
Granted. However, he's experimenting with this film, and messes up badly. The film, and it's star, are panned mercilessly, and labeled as the worst movie since "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Enjoy your fame.

I wish to make movies.

Offline Brandon

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #281 on: August 21, 2007, 06:22:43 PM »
Granted you get the best software ever to make your own movies and its super easy to use but no computer will ever be able to run it.

I wish I could be a proffesional writer

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #282 on: August 22, 2007, 01:46:17 AM »
Wish granted. But as a professionalist you have to write cooking books and lame romances all the time.

I wish to see Paris.

Offline Archangel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #283 on: August 22, 2007, 05:39:36 AM »
Wish granted, you get a postcard in the mail with a view of Paris from atop a nearby hill...

I wish i was the world record holder for the 100 meter dash...

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #284 on: August 22, 2007, 01:39:35 PM »
Damn, I was going to have Paris Hilton show up on her doorstep, naked and drunk. :P

But Archangel, your wish is granted. You now have, in your hot little hands, the official documentation of the 1996 Donovan Bailey world record of 9.84 seconds. Now, Guinness wants it back.

I wish to pass on my wish, and give it to the next poster.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #285 on: August 22, 2007, 02:05:18 PM »
Wish granted. But the next person wished you to be changed into somtehing, small, green and stinky.

I wish I have collection of original Dali's paintings.

Offline Brandon

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #286 on: August 30, 2007, 05:28:56 AM »
Granted, your paintings are delivered but the delivery company was so clumsy that they arrive in torn up bits and shattred frames.

I wish I could finish my masters degree without ever having to set foot in a classroom or pay for tuition again

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #287 on: August 30, 2007, 06:07:15 AM »
Wish granted, goverment decides once a while train one student for free by using hypnotism. But worse part is that you end up as teacher of the subject rest of your life.

I wish that person who next posts gets my wish.

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #288 on: September 04, 2007, 07:34:52 AM »
Wish granted. I hope it's something good.

I wish to know all the languages of the world.

Offline Brandon

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #289 on: September 05, 2007, 08:16:49 AM »
Granted you manage to learn every language on earth. The next day we make first contact with extraterrestrial life and everyone decides to convert and use their new language, forgetting about the old ones.

I wish I didnt have the flu

Offline Archangel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #290 on: September 05, 2007, 08:19:37 AM »
Granted, instead of the flu, you have gonorrhea...

I wish I could fly like an eagle...

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #291 on: September 05, 2007, 10:17:17 AM »
granted.  Dick Cheney shoots you full of buck shot.

I wish i could be abducted by lusty pirates.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #292 on: September 06, 2007, 01:02:28 PM »
A gang of movie-ripping nerds grabs you on the street corner, and force you to dress like them for eternity.. plus, they're lusty, but as mega-nerds, none of them know how to please, and all of them suffer from premature ejaculation the instant they see/touch you..

I wish I could have a harem of gorgeous women..

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #293 on: September 06, 2007, 11:55:48 PM »
Wish Granted, only you are locked behind a great iron gate and cannot reach them, Ever.

I wish that there were not so many traffic jams.

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #294 on: September 07, 2007, 01:35:03 AM »
Wish granted, but there would be no cars or other public transports besides your two lovely legs.

I wish I could get visit all countries in the world.....

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #295 on: September 07, 2007, 01:36:52 AM »
Wish Granted, Cue Google Earth (Pwned! :P)

I wish I could go to Faerun

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #296 on: September 07, 2007, 01:41:37 AM »
Wish granted, you get Forogtten Realms Campaing setting book for two months until mail service notices it was error send it to you.

I wish our world would discover real magic and magic powers.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #297 on: September 07, 2007, 01:43:30 AM »
Wish granted, the woman nearest to you receives magical powers and proceeds to cast Evard's Black Tentacles on you! :D :P

I wish my bird would shut up!

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #298 on: September 07, 2007, 02:33:48 AM »
Wish granted. Your cat ate him, and how he won't shut up.

I wish I could study under Elminster.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #299 on: September 07, 2007, 02:36:03 AM »
Oh.. Come on.. that one is TOO easy :P

Wish Granted, Elminster makes you 'study' the lore of Mystra *Grins* Under him I mean ;)

I wish I could meet Jaraxle :)