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Offline Desan

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1325 on: January 16, 2009, 10:55:07 PM »
Granted! Your kiddie pool comes with a....kiddie slide! So when you try to slide down it, you end up breaking it!

I wish I was the god of Christianity! (mwahahahah more followers ftw XD)

Offline Desan

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1326 on: January 16, 2009, 10:56:04 PM »
Granted..your kiddie pool has a kiddie slide which means you can't swim in it nor can you slide down it!

I wish I could get warm..I'm freezing!


LOL

Granted, you get warm, so warm, you begin to overheat and swear profusely!

....NOW I wish I was the god of Christianity xD

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1327 on: January 16, 2009, 10:59:22 PM »
Granted!  You are the god of Christianity.  You spend the rest of eternity shaking your head in shame at the sheer amount of bad mouthing and misinterpretation that your religion receives because of a select few who seem to think they know what you want.

I wish my broken kiddie slide was fixed and made out of adamantium.

Offline Desan

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1328 on: January 16, 2009, 11:07:23 PM »
(Lol at wish granted. Too true too true xD)

Granted! Your kiddie slide is made out of adamantium and is fixed, too bad its still a KIDDIE SLIDE, therefor you still can't slide down it (xD)

I wish I was zeus so I can smite people with my thunederbolts~

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1329 on: January 16, 2009, 11:11:24 PM »
Granted!  You are Zeus.  However, you never get around to smiting people because as soon as you come into existence, you blink back out of it because there is no one left around to worship you.

I wish I had some fish to put in my kiddie pool.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1330 on: January 16, 2009, 11:14:37 PM »
Granted!  You are Zeus.  However, you never get around to smiting people because as soon as you come into existence, you blink back out of it because there is no one left around to worship you.

I wish I had some fish to put in my kiddie pool.
Ryven..get over the kiddie pool already LOL!!
Granted..they are kiddie pool eating fish and they devour your pool so it is ALL GONE FOREVER!!

Desan.I'm still freezing!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1331 on: January 16, 2009, 11:18:29 PM »
That's not a wish.  However, the wish gods smile down upon you, and you burst into flames.

I wish I had a pan to fry up these fat fishies.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1332 on: January 16, 2009, 11:51:47 PM »
You have a pan to fry up the Fishes.. but have no heat to do so with...



I wish I had a few moments of pure clarity on the ways and means of the universe at large. 

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1333 on: January 16, 2009, 11:57:38 PM »
Granted!  You get your few moments of clarity which are then followed by a lifetime of insanity for the flood of complexities clouding your mind.

I wish I had a fire.

Offline Desan

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1334 on: January 17, 2009, 12:49:46 PM »
Ryven..get over the kiddie pool already LOL!!
Granted..they are kiddie pool eating fish and they devour your pool so it is ALL GONE FOREVER!!

Desan.I'm still freezing!


(Just saying I lol'd and I have nothing to contribute at this moment xD)

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1335 on: January 17, 2009, 01:09:24 PM »
(Just saying I lol'd and I have nothing to contribute at this moment xD)
LOL! Well that doesn't help me or this thread very much!!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1336 on: January 17, 2009, 01:11:13 PM »
Where's my fire? :|

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1337 on: January 17, 2009, 01:15:09 PM »
Where's my fire? :|
Where did you put it last ? ;D

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1338 on: January 17, 2009, 01:17:42 PM »
In my pocket.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1339 on: January 17, 2009, 01:19:28 PM »
I don't think that's a very good place for fire..is it???

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1340 on: January 17, 2009, 01:21:43 PM »
I think it's a wonderful place.  There's always a fire in my pants.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1341 on: January 17, 2009, 01:23:08 PM »
I think it's a wonderful place.  There's always a fire in my pants.
*laughing and falling off her chair* oh Ryven..I do love you!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1342 on: January 17, 2009, 01:24:25 PM »
*snickers*  Don't hurt yourself.  <3 you too Aeval :D

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1343 on: January 17, 2009, 01:25:14 PM »
*snickers*  Don't hurt yourself.  <3 you too Aeval :D
I've laughed so hard I'm not freezing anymore!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1344 on: January 17, 2009, 01:26:35 PM »
My work is done!  Fear the power of my fire for it will heat your body and soul  ;D

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1345 on: January 17, 2009, 01:29:04 PM »
My work is done!  Fear the power of my fire for it will heat your body and soul  ;D
Oh dear! What HAVE my words created!!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1346 on: January 17, 2009, 01:30:44 PM »
They have stoked the flames of my soul which I will now use to cook my fishies as I had intended to in the first place.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1347 on: January 17, 2009, 01:31:57 PM »
They have stoked the flames of my soul which I will now use to cook my fishies as I had intended to in the first place.
Oh no! Not back to that are we!!!!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1348 on: January 17, 2009, 01:35:10 PM »
Indeed!

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1349 on: January 17, 2009, 02:45:05 PM »
I feel a responsibility to bring us back to where we are supposed to be  :)

I wish I could fast forward the calendar to May when I graduate *and when the weather is warmer*