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Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1225 on: January 02, 2009, 08:30:37 PM »
Granted! The MMO you are waiting for is coming out.....in the year......2050!!

I wish my players would post today!

Offline Melarie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1226 on: January 02, 2009, 11:48:33 PM »
Granted!  Your players post psychedelic, revelatory stories of how they have experienced religious epiphanies and have now decided that rp'ing nearly destroyed them!  They have come to tell you of your evil ways and to implore you to repent!  REPENT CHILD!



I wish the guy from Iron and Wine would come hang out with me.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1227 on: January 02, 2009, 11:54:39 PM »
Granted! He has come to hang out with you and brought along ....MANY MANY friends!

Wish I could win the lottery.

Offline Mnemaxa

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1228 on: January 03, 2009, 12:15:33 AM »
Granted!  You have one the lottery, and your prize is a post from someone who just happened to glance at this thread, as unlikely as it was!


I wish I had a clue.

Offline EmrysMindscape

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1229 on: January 03, 2009, 08:25:26 AM »
You have your clue. Its an old shoe with dried blood and a "hello kitty" sticker stuck to the bottom. Now you just have to figure out what it is a clue too.

I wish girls I want to date wouldn't freak out about how I already have a girlfriend. (and she is cool with me dating others.)

Offline Duchess

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1230 on: January 03, 2009, 08:31:58 AM »
granted

(is she allowed to date too)

i wish???  ever had the feeling you want so much and still don't know where to start?


Offline EmrysMindscape

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1231 on: January 03, 2009, 08:35:15 AM »
Of course she is...rock on. I will be expecting results now Thalela

I grant your wish....you want to start with finding bliss.....(I think there is even a Bliss around here :)

Now I wish I never got sick anymore...because being sick sucks.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1232 on: January 03, 2009, 09:36:25 AM »
Granted!  You never become sick, instead each microbe which infects you multiplies making you a carrier for various diseases which in turn infect many of those you come in contact with.

I wish I had a pony

Offline EmrysMindscape

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1233 on: January 03, 2009, 09:38:33 AM »
You have a pony, but I am the one who gave it to you. It has gotten sick and will soon die.

I wish for cure to my new condition.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1234 on: January 03, 2009, 10:09:36 AM »
Granted!  A cure is being developed for your new condition, but given the bureaucratic red tape of testing and FDA approval, it will be over a decade before it is put on the market.

I wish I had an undead pony.

Offline EmrysMindscape

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1235 on: January 03, 2009, 12:19:13 PM »
Granted....that was easy seeing as we had this dead pony lying around. The only problem it needs to feast on baby flesh once a day.

Now let me see, I want a cute submissive who is young but can hold up a conversation.

Offline Melarie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1236 on: January 03, 2009, 03:32:53 PM »
Granted!  But she has a feeding tube in her abdomen, and is suffering from neurofibromatosis.

I wish I had a new wardrobe.


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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1237 on: January 03, 2009, 08:20:29 PM »
Granted!  You have an entirely new wardrobe...of barbie clothing.

I wish my undead pony had wings.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1238 on: January 03, 2009, 10:56:36 PM »
Granted! your undead pony has wings and takes off with you on its back but a hunter mistakes the pony for a dragon and shoots it and you and the pony are no longer undead!

I wish I had a magic potion to make whoever I wanted to - to fall in love with me!

Offline EmrysMindscape

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1239 on: January 03, 2009, 11:14:51 PM »
Your wish is granted but the potion is in a very fragile bottle that breaks when you hold it. You get all covered in it and are not seen for days. You eventual die of exhaustion from self love.

I wish I could travel back in time

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1240 on: January 03, 2009, 11:17:02 PM »
Granted!  You can travel back in time.  However, when you do, you never stop going back in time.  You just keep going...

I wish my dead undead pony turned into an actual dragon as we fell out of the sky.

Offline EmrysMindscape

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1241 on: January 03, 2009, 11:19:11 PM »
Your wish is granted but you also make a nice and tasty treat for your new dragon pet

I wish I could come back from the dawn of time

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1242 on: January 03, 2009, 11:22:07 PM »
Granted! You come back from the dawn of time as a monkey!

I wish my magic love potion was in an unbreakable bottle and would be used to find my one true love!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1243 on: January 03, 2009, 11:43:29 PM »
Wish granted....your one true love is ....me the monkey.

Now I wish you could speak monkey so we wouldn't argue so much

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1244 on: January 04, 2009, 08:54:30 AM »
Granted....but now that you speak monkey you understand just how much rambling was actually going on and suddenly wish your wish hadn't been granted....

I wish it was warmer...

Offline EmrysMindscape

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1245 on: January 04, 2009, 09:04:32 AM »
Wish granted.....you are warmer but the world has gotten colder right along side with you.

I wish on the other hand for snow

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1246 on: January 04, 2009, 09:18:35 AM »
Granted!  The world falls into turmoil eventually ending in a world war with lots of nuclear explosions resulting in a nuclear winter and LOTS of snow.

I wish my dragon was actually a fairy dragon and not big enough to eat me.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1247 on: January 04, 2009, 11:24:48 AM »
Ok your dragon is a faery dragon. It is to small to eat you, it is also to small to support your wait now. So you fall.

Waiting for the world to end takes to long... I wish for snow right now

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1248 on: January 04, 2009, 01:37:10 PM »
Granted!  You are hit in the face by a snowball...that was kept in the freezer for a week and saturated with water beforehand.

I wish gravity reversed.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1249 on: January 04, 2009, 03:11:33 PM »
Granted! Gravity is reversed and you find yourself falling..falling...fallling...falling with no end!

I wish snow would disappear FOREVER!