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Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1300 on: January 14, 2009, 09:11:35 PM »
Granted, then.  You now live in Australia.

I wish it were winter.  Or at least autumn.  I just want summer to be over.

Granted, But the winter is caused by a world wide earthquake loosining the continental shifts causing moves world wide.. through all eco systems into bizzar patterns.. world wide famines, not to mention earthquake damage.. contents drifted hundreds if not thousands of miles... its years before any one relies .. or has the capacity to notice that Australia has moved to the current location of antartica, and ant artca moving closer to the equatorial center.. fastly melting the snow  and ice.. world patterns have not yet brought the sheer amount of snow to the new anchor of the world and sea levels have risin.. in the mean time proven Dinosaurs have escaped Antarctica and are reaching havock on the limited food supplies not to mention more then a couple carnivores hunting humans as there primary food source. All cause you were to hot. Thanks buddy.


I wish the human race to populate and create millions of civilizations throughout the stars.

Offline Thufir Hawat

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1301 on: January 15, 2009, 08:27:27 AM »
Granted. Then you realize it has been premature for us to populate the space before we knew how to live with each other, as you watch whole worlds being destoyed out of rampant racism and lawlessness being on a cosmic level now...

I wish there were no more national states and ethnic differences.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1302 on: January 15, 2009, 08:37:06 AM »
Granted , Though this Is accomplished The hostel take over of the planet By Billions of Genderless clones of Henry Kissinger, and everything gets more boring than any one could possibly imagine.

I wish My Ipod wasn't Stolen last week.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1303 on: January 15, 2009, 10:18:09 AM »
Granted!  It wasn't stolen last week.  Instead it is stolen this week.

I wish my laundry was folded.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1304 on: January 15, 2009, 12:15:00 PM »
Granted! Your laundry is folded as soon as you take it out of the drier..and you know what THAT means...you don't EVER have any clothes because they are constantly being folded as soon as they are unfolded!

I want to live in Austrailia..the first Australia that theWriter game me..not the second Austrailia of Admer Will ! ;D

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1305 on: January 15, 2009, 07:25:22 PM »
You get a Great Job offer in Australia.. Living on a beach... Six figure income, only twenty hours a week of work in witch you explore the country.. and with your crew make videos for a blog to encourage tourism... But.. for what ever reason Koalas HATE you.. they Jump from trees and Maul your face whenever they get the chance. They let you stay on with your contract because it is oddly working.. But you have to were a helmet and pads almost constantly to avoid Koala maulings :P You have nightmares of Cute little fuzzy balls of death. The dreams Haunt you for the rest of your days.

I wish for a Magic Fridge that has exactly what I want whenever i go to it, fresh tasty and bountiful.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1306 on: January 15, 2009, 07:39:54 PM »
Granted!  You get your magic fridge.  However, one day you come home from work hating your boss and all you want is to see his dead body laying in a pool of his own blood.  You open your magic fridge to find something to eat and perhaps relieve some anger.  As the door opens, your boss flops out onto the floor, dead in a large pool of his own blood.  The police come and arrest you for murder.  You spend the next several years in jail.

I wish everything went smoothly with the move into my new apartment.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1307 on: January 15, 2009, 07:49:24 PM »
Granted! But the Cute mover that spent the night reminds you.. in that no so settiling way, In the mourning.. as hes leaving "you might want to get tested..." but leaves before you can ask any question.

I wish i had followed my dream of becoming a photographer .

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1308 on: January 15, 2009, 07:58:14 PM »
(move, not mover...)

Granted!  You are a photographer.  Your first assignment sends you deep into the Australian outback to find and take photos of a rare species of frog.  However, the person wanting the photos failed to mention that these frogs were poisonous.  Several days later, a search and rescue team finds your body, decomposing in some stagnant bog in the middle of nowhere.

I wish I had a cookie.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1309 on: January 15, 2009, 08:24:39 PM »
Granted you have a Cookie. Your last. Not that you didnt love it.. It was one of the most flavorful cookies you ever had.. it was perfection made Cookie.. it left you longing for another.. it didn't have to be the same.. just a cookie.. but by happenstance and odd tragedy.. your never able to find anouther cookie again.. the store is out.. people ate them all.. the shipment got lost on your death bed.. your last request is for a cookie.. you catch a glimpse of it entering the room before you pass of old age.

I wish I could Pee Rainbows and Fart Butterflys.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1310 on: January 15, 2009, 08:29:49 PM »
Granted!  You now pee rainbows and fart butterflies.  Or so you think.  Instead, you are just a schizophrenic locked up in a mental ward who has delusions that your a fairy princess.

I wish I could be at ground zero of a nuclear blast and survive unharmed.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1311 on: January 15, 2009, 11:45:34 PM »
Granted... But your body is So impervious.. So solid.. that Oxygen can not pass through the cell walls of your lungs

I wish My web comics updated more regularly, and on time.

Offline Desan

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1312 on: January 15, 2009, 11:54:59 PM »
Wish granted, but unfortunately one by one, each author goes on strike due to a low salary pay.

I wish I was immune to all diseases in the world.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1313 on: January 16, 2009, 12:12:48 AM »
Life.. the 100% Fatal STD ... to bad for you your immune to it.

I wish i was approved to elliqiy

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1314 on: January 16, 2009, 09:10:09 AM »
Granted!  You're approved.  However, everyone you try to RP with only replies in one line posts.

I wish I didn't need oxygen to live.

Offline EmrysMindscape

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1315 on: January 16, 2009, 07:23:53 PM »
Granted...you now need methane to live.

I wish I could lucid dream

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1316 on: January 16, 2009, 09:55:48 PM »
Granted..however..because you remember everything you have dreamt so clearly, reality begins to blur with your dreams and you are commited to a psychiatric ward because you thought you were one of the characters in your role play!

I wish I was independently wealthy

Offline TheWriter

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1317 on: January 16, 2009, 10:33:42 PM »
Granted..however..because you remember everything you have dreamt so clearly, reality begins to blur with your dreams and you are commited to a psychiatric ward because you thought you were one of the characters in your role play!

I wish I was independently wealthy

Granted.  Unfortunately, all eyes turn to you when the local bank find out they're mysteriously unwealthy.

I wish it were payday already.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1318 on: January 16, 2009, 10:36:03 PM »
Granted...unfortunately your pay comes from the bank that found itself 'unwealthy' so ..you have no pay!

I wish I had no debts.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1319 on: January 16, 2009, 10:37:43 PM »
Granted!  You have no debts!  You also have no money for which to accumulate debt in the first place.

I wish I had a glass of water.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1320 on: January 16, 2009, 10:39:29 PM »
Granted..you have a glass of water..and another..and another....they just keep multplying.

I wish I could be a character in one of my rp's.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1321 on: January 16, 2009, 10:41:41 PM »
Granted!  You are a character in one of your RPs.  However, the other person writing loses interest and you are stuck in a standstill for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a pool to pour all this water in.

Offline Desan

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1322 on: January 16, 2009, 10:47:46 PM »
Granted! You are given a pool to pour the water in...too bad it's just a kiddie pool!!

I wish I was a a god!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1323 on: January 16, 2009, 10:53:07 PM »
Granted!  You are a god.  However, your following is very small...in fact, just one person...so...you don't have much sway over what's going on in the material world.

I wish my kiddie pool came with a slide.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1324 on: January 16, 2009, 10:54:24 PM »
Granted..your kiddie pool has a kiddie slide which means you can't swim in it nor can you slide down it!

I wish I could get warm..I'm freezing!