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Offline Shihong

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1450 on: March 16, 2009, 01:13:23 PM »
Granted.  However, the speech promotes a terribly misogynistic agenda, and you are forced to present it to a room full of radical feminists.  You are quickly torn to pieces.

I wish that I could control plants at will.

Offline lexxusbabe

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1451 on: March 16, 2009, 03:09:43 PM »
Success!! You now control the plants... However, as a result of your biological tinkering, and the emergence of your fabled super-plants, other creatures likewise develop and within 20 years, the world is over-run by giant caterpillars.

I want to be able to drive my bed to work.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1452 on: March 16, 2009, 03:12:36 PM »
Granted however it gets horrible gas mileage and you are constantly being arrested for being asleep at the wheel.

I wish I had a nice soft pillow.

Offline shadowbane

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1453 on: March 19, 2009, 09:37:24 PM »
Granted, however his name is bubba and he is your cell mate

I wish I could go home

Offline Shihong

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1454 on: March 19, 2009, 09:50:21 PM »
Wish granted.  However, your mother's body really wasn't built to hold an adult human being without...unfortunate results.

I wish I had the ability to manipulate light.

Offline Mnemaxa

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1455 on: March 19, 2009, 10:14:37 PM »
Poof!  You can now manipulate light!

But the ability only works in the dark.


I wish for the ability to let other people share my dreams....

Offline Maci

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1456 on: March 19, 2009, 10:37:10 PM »
Viola.  only sharing your dreams is not controlling your dreams.  the nightmare you had scares everyone to death and now your all alone.

I want to be the super chef creating gourmet foods in mere seconds.

Offline Shihong

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1457 on: March 19, 2009, 10:47:10 PM »
Granted!  However, your compulsion to cook all the time ensures that you'll never have the time to actually eat all the delicious food that you're making.  Starvation soon follows.

I wish that I could talk my way out of any conflict.

Offline SubmissiveDominance

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1458 on: March 19, 2009, 11:36:52 PM »
Poof! You can talk you way out of any conflict, but not those of the people closest to you. They are killed off one by one and you commit suicide soon after.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1459 on: March 22, 2009, 01:22:21 AM »
They didn't make a wish, so I will. :)

I wish that I didn't tell people off to impress others.

Offline lexxusbabe

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1460 on: March 22, 2009, 04:27:09 AM »
Your wish is granted: nobody is impressed though, and you've gone from being a highly respected, confident and assertive person to a complete wallflower, who is afraid to step on her own shadow. Anyway, what am I doing talking to a lowly little coward like you?? :P

I wish things were simple as when you were a kid :)

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1461 on: March 22, 2009, 09:20:51 AM »
Your wish is granted: nobody is impressed though, and you've gone from being a highly respected, confident and assertive person to a complete wallflower, who is afraid to step on her own shadow. Anyway, what am I doing talking to a lowly little coward like you?? :P

I wish things were simple as when you were a kid :)
Granted. You can no longer drink, view porn, vote, gamble, or come on E. Enjoy!

I wish I had better habits when it came to sleeping.

Offline lexxusbabe

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1462 on: March 22, 2009, 10:27:02 AM »
Okay, but, every night at ten-thirty pm, you fall asleep for precisely eight hours. Not only are your wild-child days also behind you, but you must also suffer the indignity of not being able to wake up if you need the bathroom (urrrgh musicneverdies!!)

Wish I could reclaim all the time I've lost surfing the internet! :)

Offline Maci

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1463 on: March 22, 2009, 10:58:37 AM »
Done.  You've now spent a significant amount of time standing in line, mostly Walmart and watching reruns of Law & Order.

I wish I never had a car payment again!

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1464 on: March 22, 2009, 07:22:48 PM »
Granted... and you will never have a car too.

I wish I had a work that is not as time-consuming as current.

Offline Desan

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1465 on: March 27, 2009, 11:54:57 AM »
Granted! You'll get a job that you only have to work Tuesday and Wednesdays from 10am-3pm at a grocery store! However, because you work so little, you don't get paid much. This causes you to cut back on spending such as taking out your internet for a solid year.

I wish there were no exams in college.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1466 on: March 31, 2009, 09:33:17 AM »
granted, you now have no exams....or work for that mater and you git nothing at all but you still have to pay huge amounts of money just to sit in a class room and do nothing, and b/c of this you can never graduate.

i wish my friend would come home from iraq

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1467 on: March 31, 2009, 01:43:50 PM »
granted, you now have no exams....or work for that mater and you git nothing at all but you still have to pay huge amounts of money just to sit in a class room and do nothing, and b/c of this you can never graduate.

i wish my friend would come home from iraq


Granted. However, you have just been drafted and sent to replace him.

I wish I was 6'6''.

Offline Milanthe

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1468 on: March 31, 2009, 01:59:42 PM »
Granted, though due to your new height, you're lifespan has been considerably shortened and through your later years you cannot walk for the wear and tear on your hip, knee and ankle joints.  You only live to be 37.

I wish I could make straight A's in college and not have to deal with idiots.

Offline Aaleril

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1469 on: April 02, 2009, 11:42:15 AM »
From now on, your professors are all magically old, pruny, and extremely horny. So, start cracking on those "grades"!

I wish for...world peace!

Offline Sethite

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1470 on: April 02, 2009, 01:40:02 PM »
Wish granted. After nuclear apocalypse there will be no one to conduct the wars.

I wish could play the guitar.

Online Saku

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1471 on: April 02, 2009, 11:10:59 PM »
Wish granted. But you can only play one note.

I wish to get a kiss from Jeffrey Dean Morgan!

Offline Aaleril

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1472 on: April 03, 2009, 10:18:25 AM »
You are magically teleported to Mr. Jeffrey Dean Morgan...of Iowa, in the middle of a trailer park! (Trust me, you don't want to know anything about this guy...)

I just want a Pikachu!

Online Saku

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1473 on: April 03, 2009, 11:21:13 AM »
Wish granted!

But your Pikachu goes nuts the minute you get him and starts gnawing on your arm and biting you all over the place and won't stop!

Offline Aaleril

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1474 on: April 03, 2009, 11:32:06 AM »
You for got a wish, by the way... So I'll add one instead

I wish for it to rain sheep and cows!