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Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1375 on: January 19, 2009, 10:25:18 PM »
Granted, her previous wish was that relationships never change.

I wish that I had a Gold Card too whole foods, providing me with whatever i wanted free of charge.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1376 on: January 19, 2009, 10:46:11 PM »
Granted!  You get your gold card.  However, just as you receive it, Whole Foods goes out of business.  It was bought out by a wealthy, attractive bachelor who liquidated its assets and sold the company for millions of dollars before meeting a lovely woman named Aeval who happens to be the perfect girl for him (and vice versa).

I wish we got lots of snow tonight.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1377 on: January 19, 2009, 10:49:11 PM »
Granted!  You had an extra 50 tons last year, all of which is sitting in your front yard in the form of a huge pile of cow manure.

I wish that Aeval's previous wish was granted without perversion.
Ryven is MY hero!!! and I will grant him whatever wish he asks!!! *kiss to Ryven*
As for AdmerWill...THAT"s another story!!

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1378 on: January 19, 2009, 11:00:45 PM »
Ahhh now I feel like a rite ol bastard me thinks its time for a break with me and this game since im coming off that awful.

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1379 on: January 20, 2009, 12:27:04 PM »
Granted!  You get your gold card.  However, just as you receive it, Whole Foods goes out of business.  It was bought out by a wealthy, attractive bachelor who liquidated its assets and sold the company for millions of dollars before meeting a lovely woman named Aeval who happens to be the perfect girl for him (and vice versa).

I wish we got lots of snow tonight.

Granted, but all of it end up in ye olde underpants, effectively killing your genitalia.

I wish I could induce cocaine highness without cocaine.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1380 on: January 20, 2009, 08:12:41 PM »
Bam! You can, whenever you want... but the problem is, you still need to buy the feeling off of a dealer, and you still come down just as hard.

I wish... hell, I wish I had a really nice burger. I havn't had one in a long, long while!

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1381 on: January 21, 2009, 02:07:52 AM »
granted, you have one! But your mouth dissapears in a freakish lawnmower accident so you will never eat it.

I wish I  ate a pizza and that is tasted like heaven!

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1382 on: January 21, 2009, 05:10:54 PM »
Granted! the pizza tastes like heaven..which..when you look around is where you are so you never have to worry about eating or tasting anything again!

I wish I was in Puerta Vallarta!

Offline Desan

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1383 on: January 25, 2009, 02:31:43 AM »
Granted! However, once you get there, you get extremely home sick however you find there is no way to get back home.

I wish I will meet the girl of my dreams soon...

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1384 on: January 25, 2009, 05:36:04 AM »
Granted!  You meet her at your front door with her husband and three charming children.  They are going door to door soliciting money for her cancer treatments.  She has three months to live.

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1385 on: January 25, 2009, 08:08:52 AM »
Granted!  You meet her at your front door with her husband and three charming children.  They are going door to door soliciting money for her cancer treatments.  She has three months to live.

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.
aww Ryven...i can't pervert this one....I hope you feel better...*big hug*

I wish when I opened my eyes the WHOLE house was clean, vaccumed, straighted and laundry done!

Offline consortium11

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1386 on: January 25, 2009, 11:08:07 AM »
Granted! You will never again open your eyes.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair...

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1387 on: January 25, 2009, 11:28:21 AM »
Wish granted but your private jet is about to crash into the Rockies.

I wish I could have a chicken-fried steak biscuit sandwich. 

Offline cattycutie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1388 on: January 25, 2009, 12:20:15 PM »
Granted. You have a chicken-fried steak custard-cream sandwich.
I wish I had a trampoline.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1389 on: January 25, 2009, 01:06:32 PM »
Granted!  You have a trampoline.  It is round and about as big as a matchbox car.

I wish I had some water.

Offline cattycutie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1390 on: January 25, 2009, 01:11:19 PM »
*Drip drip drip* There is a leak from your bathroom. The ceiling collapses, narrowly missing your lovely cranium.
I wish I had this report finished to a good standard

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1391 on: January 25, 2009, 01:33:01 PM »
Granted.  You finish it to a good standard, a week after it is due.

I wish I had a time machine.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1392 on: January 25, 2009, 03:42:02 PM »
Granted.  You finish it to a good standard, a week after it is due.

I wish I had a time machine.
(I got my sandwiches by the way.)

Granted you are given the most exquisite grandfather clock in the world. However, it's only a clock.

I wish for the world's largest shrimp cocktail.

Offline Kangaroo

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1393 on: January 25, 2009, 06:44:19 PM »
Granted!  You have the world's largest shrimp cocktail, which is covered with tiny green crawling things.



I wish I could lose ten pounds.....

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1394 on: January 25, 2009, 07:26:18 PM »
Granted, ITs not of fat though, But rather a massive tummor that they have to surgicly remove from your gastrol tract, they also get your colon and sphincter, so now you poop in a bag.

I wish i was Canadian.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1395 on: January 26, 2009, 08:47:06 AM »
Granted!  You are no Celine Dion.

I wish the hot water for my shower would last longer.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1396 on: January 26, 2009, 09:20:23 AM »
Granted... We have half a foot ball stadiums worth of men waiting to give you THAT golden shower!

I Wish Didnt have to go to work to maintain my lifestyle.

Offline Custos Morum

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1397 on: January 26, 2009, 11:05:38 AM »
granted! Your dream lifestyle consists of collecting cans and sniffing glue. No more work for you :D

I wish that I had never seen the "One guy One cup" video

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1398 on: January 26, 2009, 11:07:48 AM »
Granted; instead, you saw the BME Pain Olympics during which men hacked off their genitals and plucked out the testicles from their severed scrotum.


 
I wish I hadn't seen the BME Pain Olympics during which men hacked off their genitals and plucked out the testicles from their severed scrotum.
 
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Offline Diabolus Lupus

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1399 on: January 26, 2009, 11:24:40 AM »
Granted: You saw the life cycle of a housefly in slow motion.

I wish I was a dragon.