Thufir...I think I love you!!!! GRANTED!! GRANTED!!!! GRANTED!!!!!!!! *you can't corrupt this wish-it is corrupted enough in R/L*
You're a honey, too...
I wish real life played out as easily as our rp's do.
You haven't played with me, right?
Most of my players would attest that this wish is perverted enough as it is...
Granted! You get your mango smoothie, but just as you go to drink it, it slips out of your hand and spills all over the floor.
I wish I had a more reliable high speed internet connection.
Granted, your connection is so fast you can download half the Internet in an hour, given enough diskspace.
Of course, you might want to find an answer for CIA and NSA that want to know what you are using this kind of Internet connection for, and you'd better find it real fast!
I wish that on January 20th, there would be no major political problems...