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Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1150 on: December 14, 2008, 09:37:05 PM »
wish granted: you are loved, fawned over, touched, made love to constantly- morning, noon and night!

I wish when it snowed it would be beautiful to look at and then melt so there would be no ice on the roads.

Offline Transgirlenstein

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1151 on: December 15, 2008, 07:20:44 AM »
Granted but due to the quick melting snow there will be an increase in floods.

I wish I could be both genders at once.

Offline Mordred

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1152 on: December 15, 2008, 10:36:50 PM »
You got your wish but you are stuck in an ever constant loop of rewind, fast forward everything and cannot ever get out!

I wish I would be approved here!

In that case I wish for an escape hatch! :)

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1153 on: December 15, 2008, 10:43:12 PM »
Granted but due to the quick melting snow there will be an increase in floods.

I wish I could be both genders at once.
You are both genders at once, and you are captured and put in a circus as one of the 8 wonders of the world!

I wish I had the power to heal people.

Offline Idej

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1154 on: December 16, 2008, 11:48:10 PM »
Granted, but you heal them through vampirism and thus damn the people you healed.

I wish that I was I could be Shao Kahn.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1155 on: December 19, 2008, 10:23:09 AM »

I wish that I was I could be Shao Kahn.

You get your wish but you are constantly occupied with others who wish to overthrow you led by your stepdaugter

I wish the sun would shine everyday

Offline Transgirlenstein

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1156 on: December 19, 2008, 05:11:48 PM »
Granted but the world's water and soil would dry up and skin cancer would increase.


I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the world at will.

Offline Random

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1157 on: December 20, 2008, 01:53:59 AM »
Granted! But! you can't control when you teleport or where you teleport to, and so you end up in the middle of Tokyo butt-naked.

I wish I could be with my boyfriend right now.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1158 on: December 20, 2008, 08:16:00 AM »
Granted!  However you both end up stranded out in the middle of nowhere without a cell phone. 

I wish it would stop snowing. 

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1159 on: December 20, 2008, 09:02:28 AM »
You and I BOTH get this wish granted Mith  ;D

I wish there were no more wars and no need for soldiers

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1160 on: December 20, 2008, 10:36:31 AM »
Granted. The economy slows down, unemployment starts skyrocketing, and suddenly we have mobs of very angry homeless people that have military training.

I wish I had a ham sandwich. I'm sorta hungry.

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1161 on: December 20, 2008, 12:30:45 PM »
Granted..you open the fridge there is a ham sandwhich....and another ham sandwhich..and another ham sandwhich...

Wish I had a maid to clean the house and decorate it for my open house on Christmas Eve

Offline AmazonPrincess

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1162 on: December 20, 2008, 12:49:13 PM »
Granted. Your maid is stealing your expensive necklace.

I wish I could quit smoking.

Offline Erin

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1163 on: December 20, 2008, 06:29:33 PM »
Granted! You're too busy thinking about the money for your next heroin fix to smoke anyway. Enjoy!

I wish I wasn't lactose-intolerant anymore, so that I could resume eating chocolate and cookies again... *winces in anticipation*

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1164 on: December 21, 2008, 09:46:23 AM »
You are no longer lactose intolerant... but only if the substance in question is also mixed with a heavy dose of motor oil. :D

But that sucks about being lactose intolerant. :/ I'm very sorry. *hugs*

I wish I was Rorschach. :D

Offline Aeval

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1165 on: December 21, 2008, 10:28:49 AM »
Granted..every picture or writing that you look at takes on a different meaning so that you are very shortly committed to an insane asylum!

Wish I had a chauffeur who would drive me around all winter!

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1166 on: December 21, 2008, 12:55:59 PM »
Granted, but he never drives you anywhere that you actually want to go.

I wish movie writers would stop remaking old films and actually come up with something original for a change.

Offline Scott

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1167 on: December 21, 2008, 01:05:20 PM »
Granted, but the new film is of the rest of your life, and camera crews capture every moment of it.



I wish that she loved me.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1168 on: December 21, 2008, 01:06:21 PM »
Granted, but she's so freaked out by your 666 post count that she leaves you for the milkman.

I wish I delivered milk for a living.

Offline Scott

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1169 on: December 21, 2008, 01:12:44 PM »
Granted, but she's yours now buster... you deal with her shit.



I wish I could keep the 666 post count FOREVER!

Offline cattycutie

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1170 on: December 21, 2008, 01:19:01 PM »
Granted, but no more posts apart from Adult Socializing

I wish I had Scott's 666 post count for a day.

Offline Adrenafoxxx

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1171 on: December 21, 2008, 04:45:57 PM »
Granted, but the sixes turn permanently into zeros after twenty-four hours.

I wish I could get a job.

Offline Scott

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1172 on: December 21, 2008, 05:25:25 PM »
Granted, but the job is supervising people who make double what you do.



I wish my house was paid for.

Offline Adrenafoxxx

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1173 on: December 21, 2008, 05:32:28 PM »
Granted, but it won't be paid for until you move into mine.  ;)


I wish all my decorating, cleaning, and remodeling for Christmas was all done.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1174 on: December 21, 2008, 09:13:21 PM »
Granted, but whoever did it wound up doing an awful job, so you have to do it all over again.

I wish that wishing on a shooting star actually gave tangible, if not immediate, results.