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Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Offline whimsy

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8975 on: July 14, 2016, 01:28:00 PM »
MARRY ME

would you like me if you had a hard time knowing if i was being serious or sarcastic?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8976 on: July 14, 2016, 02:31:30 PM »
Yes, but it won't last forever. Would you like me if I was a cat?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8977 on: July 14, 2016, 02:34:46 PM »
I can honestly say yes.

Would you like me if I loved music from the 30s to 50s best?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8978 on: July 14, 2016, 02:41:06 PM »
Congrats on your approval. Yes. Would you like me if I made you into a robot?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8979 on: July 14, 2016, 09:45:07 PM »
Thanks!
I'd like you so long as I could still drink and make jokes (or if you program me to like you). Make me Bender Bending Rodriguez and we're good.

Would you like me if I walked on my hands on Tuesdays?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8980 on: July 14, 2016, 11:23:28 PM »
I'd like to see you try!

Would you like me if I communicated only in emoticons?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8981 on: July 15, 2016, 01:57:29 PM »
for a time, but then i'd just get frustrated trying to figure out what you were trying to communicate. i'm not very good at internet lingo.

would you like me if i stayed up way too late giggling to myself over pictures/videos of harry potter and supernatural?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8982 on: July 15, 2016, 09:24:41 PM »
Sure.  I'm a late owl myself.

Would you like me if I painted every room in the house a different shade of blue?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8983 on: July 15, 2016, 09:30:51 PM »
As long as it wasn't an everyday thing, you can still live with me. Would you like me if I drew you without you knowing?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8984 on: July 16, 2016, 11:08:28 AM »
Sure, as long as I got to see it after

would you like me if I had more shoes than I knew what to do with?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8985 on: July 16, 2016, 11:23:03 AM »
As long as those bloody heels of yours aren't used as weapons against me, you and I can live in harmony. Would you like me if I was a lover and not a fighter?
« Last Edit: July 16, 2016, 11:27:54 AM by Dark Despairs »

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8986 on: July 17, 2016, 07:22:46 AM »
Now that would be the day.

Would you like me if I suggested playing Tag out in the pitch dark night, with stun guns?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8987 on: July 17, 2016, 08:20:43 AM »
Not really...don't think I'd care to get that kind of charge ;)

Would you like me if I suggested playing with kisses instead?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8988 on: July 17, 2016, 08:36:47 AM »
That would be a very very short game of tag. Once I had grabbed hold of you in the dark and taken that kiss from your lips - why would I want to run off?

Would you like me if I pulled you with me into a dark hallway and wanted more than kisses?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8989 on: July 17, 2016, 09:49:10 AM »
Of course.  That sounds ever so much better than stun guns!

Would you like me if I teased you and made you chase me...just a little?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8990 on: July 17, 2016, 09:58:56 AM »
Chasing can be a lot of fun. Yeah, I would like that. But how fast you were running, how loudly you was screaming and where you was running toward would determine my interest in following. If anything criminal was going to happen I would insist we'd be considered co-instigators. Also, I tend to insist that anything that can't be followed by at least a little cuddling is too cold for me.

Would you like me if I vanished behind you, then lifted my voice in the dark and you could no longer determine where I was?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8991 on: July 17, 2016, 11:22:42 AM »
I would be very sad.

Would you like me if I cried a little from being alone in the darkness?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8992 on: July 17, 2016, 11:31:58 AM »
I would not allow you to be afraid enough, or afraid long enough, to actually start crying. So I'd be there by your side at the first sniff, focusing on you rather than on physical stuff for a while.

Would you like me if I suggested a cup of cocoa by the fireside, with or without a bit of rum in it?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8993 on: July 17, 2016, 11:33:19 AM »
Lovely!

Would you like me if I snuggled on your lap while we sipped?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8994 on: July 17, 2016, 11:51:14 AM »
....if you maintained a proper distance at this point after the earlier outdoor activities I'd frankly be a bit puzzled. Yeah, I like snuggling a lot.

Would you like me if I sang a dubious rendition of Louis Armstrong's "Baby it's cold outside?"

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8995 on: July 17, 2016, 11:54:04 AM »
Certainly, I'd even sing along.

Would you like me if I serenaded you with "Let It Snow"?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8996 on: July 17, 2016, 02:11:09 PM »
No, mostly because I have to listen to it every bloody Christmas in different languages. Would you like me if I carried you bridal style or had walked on my hands with you sitting on top of my feet?
« Last Edit: July 17, 2016, 03:07:43 PM by Dark Despairs »

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8997 on: July 17, 2016, 03:00:02 PM »
Joke you can, young Luke. Lift you can, too. But Yoda I am not, and a jedi you are not yet.

Would you like me if I took you to a christmas night where there was no trace of christianity.... only true Jul?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8998 on: July 17, 2016, 03:12:19 PM »
Yes, so long as there was also no trace of Christmas songs. What is this Jul you speak of, wise one? Would you like me if I kept testing your reflexes by throwing non sharp objects at you or attacking you at random times?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8999 on: July 17, 2016, 03:52:08 PM »
Christianity has always had a policy of, once their kings had invaded a new area with an older belief system, to establish nifty new celebration events timed almost to the same day as the older system. When it comes to christmas it was 'somehow' placed at the same time where Scandinavians had celebrated the midwinter celebrations. And gee, mainly celebrated in the same way it had always been - by eating, drinking, meeting family, fornicating and exchanging gifts. Something to look forward to eery year when the cold was at its most biting and the sun at its briefest. We can trace this tradition back to at least 1000 BC. The only new stuff is that now we are dragging a big tree into the house so we can put lights on it, and of course there 's the christian Santa Claus who was originally a 'saintly giver of money gifts to unwed girls' and then further twisted by Coca Cola to look even freakier. But before those guys there was 'the little people in the forest' and some of us STILL put out a bit of porridge for them on the 24th December if we live near the forest. You will find no angels on my tree, nor any Special Lights Show outside my house. But the tree is always hewn in our family forest and when I say "God Jul" it actually means something.

Other than that, defined 'non sharp objects' as my throwing blade isn't that sharp.

Would you like me if I insisted on reading you Arthur Rimbaud poetry in bed?