Would you like me if I.....

[Captain Maltese]

I'm all for a trek into the mountains. However if hanging off a cliff with only your bare fingers is what you have in mind, I am staying in Base Camp.

Would you like me if I wanted to go cave exploring?

[Despairs]

Of course. Would you like me if I somehow become president of some bloody state and made you my vice president?

[Captain Maltese]

I'm bang on. Just give me the army and the police and the rest will be history.

Would you like me if I became a force so dark and efficient that you'd be using me as a threat to keep the rest of the country in check?

[SmokingCamels]

No, as it would be a complete waste of my night sitting around doing nothing.

What if I shaved my head? Would you love me more?

[Captain Maltese]

A shaved head can be oddly erotic, regardless of gender. But it's like with everything else physical; looks great on some and bad on others.

Would you like me if I let my hair grow to hippie length?

[Despairs]

As long as it doesn't get in the way of our love making, it's all good. Eating or choking on hair isn't cool. Would you like me if I killed people for a living?

[Captain Maltese]

If you made your living from ending other lives you would not particularly impress me. But some people have or are going to cross a line where they need to be stopped at all cost, and if their death is that cost then I will respect the one that stops them - especially when it places their own lives at risk. Sometimes they wear a uniform, some times they were a badge, and some times neither. I might be willing to help, too.

Would you like me if I asked you to trust me?

[SmokingCamels]

Probably. Because that would mean you are some type of hitman. :)

Would you like me if I became a social justice warrior?

[Despairs]

Hell no. Would you like me if I stood in the way of your enemies?

[Captain Maltese]

Hm. I am better at getting disliked than at getting real enemies. But in a hostile situation I'd want us fighting back to back or side by side. Do I not have the same right as you to die honorably?

Would you like me if I stood between you and your enemies?

[Despairs]

You do have said right, but see I am the kind of person who will do almost anything to save their comrade or someone they consider a comrade. In all honesty, no. I will fight my enemies on my own terms and by myself. I have lost too many people dear to me, I refuse to lose a comrade. Besides you give good advice and you're fun to be around. Would you like me if I become a successful horror erotic author?

[Trigon]

Of course, I love erotic horror.

Would you like me if I wrote sci-fi erotica?

[Beguile's Mistress]

Your choice of genre is irrelevant to me, so yes.

...brought home a mother duck and thirteen ducklings?

[Trigon]

Yep!

Would you like me if I drove really slow on the fast lane?

[LacyWillis]

That would drive me insane! But I wouldn't dislike you.

Would you like me if I ordered an ice cream sundae and only ate the banana, throwing the rest away?

[Mimetisme]

Of course! Odd waste of money but, not a reason to scoff and dislike you!

If I replaced the chained attached collar for a blindfold?

[SmokingCamels]

Yes.  Blindfolds are much more interesting than chains. 

Would you like me if I admitted that at one point in time I was borderline homeless, a drug addict, a drunk, and a womanizer?

[Despairs]

(First and foremost, nice avatar.) Yes. Would you like me if I felt nothing, no pain, no emotion, etc..?

[Beguile's Mistress]

I would because in a case like that you would need it.

Would you like me if I ate all of the bagel chips out of the Chex Mix?

[Mimetisme]

But those are my fav part! Fine, I get the chex pieces. •winks♦

Would you like me if I ate cake batter?

[Deamonbane]

I guess, although it would mean that I would probably make the batters that are yummier...

Would you like me if I made pancakes but only shared some?

[Lapine]

"Some" would probably be enough.  Is there orange juice and coffee, too?

Would you like me if I accidentally spilled syrup on your favorite shirt?

[Trigon]

Well, I wouldn't hate you if you did that. But I wouldn't be happy.

Would would like me if I still watched cartoons?

[Miscellany]

well yeah !   Because I watch cartoons too ! 

Would you like me if I had a phobia of something really off the wall ?

[Beguile's Mistress]

Every has phobias and I could help you deal with yours.

Would you like me if I streamed every episode of "Mysteries at the Museum" non-stop?