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Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8875 on: July 05, 2016, 07:09:28 PM »
Yes, I would like you if you had OCD. Would you like me if I always plan three steps ahead?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8876 on: July 05, 2016, 08:13:40 PM »
Yes, it would imply that you are a deep thinker.

Would you like it if I was an alien?

Offline Miscellany

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8877 on: July 06, 2016, 09:52:00 AM »
Sure, nothing wrong with a little X-Files in the sex files. 

Would you like me if wanted to pretend to be Dana Scully ?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8878 on: July 06, 2016, 01:16:17 PM »
Go nuts. Would you like me if I was an overlord? Not the "off with their heads," type of an overlord.

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8879 on: July 07, 2016, 09:30:36 AM »
Sure!

Would you like me if I got myself a Ferrari?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8880 on: July 07, 2016, 10:54:08 AM »
Sure, do go ahead. I would be interested in your motivation for such an acquirement though.

Would you like me if I arrived at your door with a vintage BMW R12 bike and two helmets?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8881 on: July 07, 2016, 11:28:58 AM »
Yes, so long as I get to take it for a spin, at least once. I have also ridden on the back of a motorcycle before, so it wouldn't be a first. Would you like me if I made a few modifications to said bike, allowing you to travel at the speed of sound?
« Last Edit: July 07, 2016, 01:13:40 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8882 on: July 07, 2016, 12:43:19 PM »
770ish miles per hour is not modifying a bike, it's turning it into an intercontinental ballistic missile. Still, there is a kind of beauty to it.

Would you like me if I invited you to enter the next Paris Dakar run with me in an old Landcruiser?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8883 on: July 07, 2016, 12:45:14 PM »
That sounds like fun!

Would you like me if I wasn't a very good navigator?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8884 on: July 07, 2016, 12:54:29 PM »
And get us lost?

Would you like me if I made a living off of Starcraft like they do in Korea?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8885 on: July 07, 2016, 01:18:08 PM »
Go nuts, just don't drag me down with you. Would you like me if I took all of us  rock climbing?
« Last Edit: July 07, 2016, 02:11:52 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8886 on: July 07, 2016, 01:48:42 PM »
I'm all for a trek into the mountains. However if hanging off a cliff with only your bare fingers is what you have in mind, I am staying in Base Camp.

Would you like me if I wanted to go cave exploring?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8887 on: July 07, 2016, 02:14:26 PM »
Of course. Would you like me if I somehow become president of some bloody state and made you my vice president?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8888 on: July 07, 2016, 02:25:25 PM »
I'm bang on. Just give me the army and the police and the rest will be history.

Would you like me if I became a force so dark and efficient that you'd be using me as a threat to keep the rest of the country in check?

Offline SmokingCamels

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8889 on: July 07, 2016, 02:55:14 PM »
No, as it would be a complete waste of my night sitting around doing nothing. :D

What if I shaved my head? Would you love me more?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8890 on: July 07, 2016, 04:07:40 PM »
A shaved head can be oddly erotic, regardless of gender. But it's like with everything else physical; looks great on some and bad on others.

Would you like me if I let my hair grow to hippie length?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8891 on: July 07, 2016, 04:23:17 PM »
As long as it doesn't get in the way of our love making, it's all good. Eating or choking on hair isn't cool. Would you like me if I killed people for a living?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8892 on: July 07, 2016, 04:46:08 PM »
If you made your living from ending other lives you would not particularly impress me. But some people have or are going to cross a line where they need to be stopped at all cost, and if their death is that cost then I will respect the one that stops them - especially when it places their own lives at risk. Sometimes they wear a uniform, some times they were a badge, and some times neither. I might be willing to help, too.

Would you like me if I asked you to trust me?


Offline SmokingCamels

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8893 on: July 07, 2016, 04:46:58 PM »
Probably. Because that would mean you are some type of hitman. :)

Would you like me if I became a social justice warrior?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8894 on: July 07, 2016, 04:58:58 PM »
Hell no. Would you like me if I stood in the way of your enemies?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8895 on: July 07, 2016, 05:45:31 PM »
Hm. I am better at getting disliked than at getting real enemies. But in a hostile situation I'd want us fighting back to back or side by side. Do I not have the same right as you to die honorably?

Would you like me if I stood between you and your enemies?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8896 on: July 07, 2016, 06:01:28 PM »
You do have said right, but see I am the kind of person who will do almost anything to save their comrade or someone they consider a comrade. In all honesty, no. I will fight my enemies on my own terms and by myself. I have lost too many people dear to me, I refuse to lose a comrade. Besides you give good advice and you're fun to be around. Would you like me if I become a successful horror erotic author?
« Last Edit: July 07, 2016, 06:41:10 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8897 on: July 07, 2016, 06:16:00 PM »
Of course, I love erotic horror.

Would you like me if I wrote sci-fi erotica?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8898 on: July 07, 2016, 08:41:20 PM »
Your choice of genre is irrelevant to me, so yes.

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Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8899 on: July 07, 2016, 08:49:34 PM »
Yep!

Would you like me if I drove really slow on the fast lane?