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Despairs

#9000
July 17, 2016, 04:26:18 PM
Yes, as long as you don't die. Would you like me if I wanted to build a supercomputer?
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#9001
July 17, 2016, 04:37:32 PM
Cutie, I remember when digital watches with numbers were defined as magic, 5k ram of memory was something, and when GOTO became evil. Go ahead and build, they are all supercomputers to me. I'd be happy to lend a hand too. But you know what they say.... beware of a programmer with a screwdriver.

Would you like me if I wanted to build you an electronic collar prototype and was really fuzzy about the built in functions?

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#9002
July 17, 2016, 04:56:42 PM
Yes. What is the collar going to be used for? Would you like me if I insisted you let me drive you everywhere?
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#9003
July 17, 2016, 05:06:37 PM
I always wanted a personal driver. I'd get you a snazzy suit and an ear thingie with twisting cable, and make you address me as 'Sir' in public.

Would you like me if the collar was secretly a tickling device that could force you to laugh or bring a blush to your face?

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#9004
July 17, 2016, 08:57:00 PM
(A coiled ear piece is what you are looking for.) No, I will laugh and blush when I damn well please. Would you like me if I gave you a massage? Above the belt, of course.
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#9005
July 18, 2016, 07:51:36 AM
I'd let you do it, but only because of the sheer novelty of seeing you touching naked skin - normally I'd rather give a massage than receive one.

So, would you like me if I offered to return the favor afterwards?

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Lapine

#9006
July 18, 2016, 09:41:15 AM
I'd provide the oil!

Would you like me if I groaned with pleasure during the experience?

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#9007
July 18, 2016, 09:51:19 AM
I would love it. Also it's pretty unlikely that I would have qualms about continuing below the belt if I am willing to touch a person at all.

Would you like me if I suggested coconut oil for the job? It's edible after all. Well, I think so, I haven't been killed by it yet.


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#9008
July 18, 2016, 11:24:29 AM
Not only edible but smells and tastes great is is good for the skin!

Would you like me if I oiled you up to so we could play slip 'n slide with our bodies?

Despairs

#9009
July 18, 2016, 12:10:10 PM
It would be a first. Yes, I''m up for trying something new. Would you like me if I went around the world to find you what it is that you seek, just to see smile one last time, at the cost of losing my legs and dying afterwards?
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#9010
July 18, 2016, 12:58:30 PM
Gee whiz, my smiles won't cost you an arm or a leg. And anything I'd pay a price that steep for, I'd pay for with my own body. Now if you'd be ready to come along on a grand adventure that would be our first and might be our last, then get your backpack ready.

Would you like me if I told you to meet me at the airport with a backpack ready for two cold weeks, and refused to tell anything more?

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#9011
July 18, 2016, 01:29:10 PM
Yes, though the word cold, would make thing that were going mountain climbing in Nepal or something similar. Would you like me if I asked you to teach me ice skating?
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#9012
July 18, 2016, 03:25:05 PM
What, do I look like Brad Pitt? Well, I do have a pair of skates and I can avoid dying on them. How much I have to teach away in that area is however entirely questionable.

Would you like me if I wanted to knife fight you with bread sticks?

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#9013
July 18, 2016, 07:31:35 PM
Wait, why bread sticks? and how do we clean up the mess? Yes, I would like you, but I won't go easy on you. Would you like me if I asked you to spar with me in Taijutsu?
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willow

#9014
July 19, 2016, 07:49:34 PM
No I think I would get my ass handed to me lol

Would you like me if I had boxes of old documents piled up everywhere
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#9015
July 19, 2016, 08:18:21 PM
No, I would organize them for you, though.  Would you like me if I asked for a kiss on the cheek?
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willow

#9016
July 22, 2016, 10:19:38 PM
Sure, you seem to like it.

Would you like me if I went for a walk in the rain and came back pretty wet
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Mimetisme

#9017
July 22, 2016, 11:48:09 PM

So long as you do not get ill, though I know the best ways to remove chills...

Would you like me if cleaned my lip stick off on you no matter how long it takes?

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#9018
July 23, 2016, 12:11:20 AM
Sure babe aren't you a sweetheart ;)

Would you like me if I lit some candles and eventually dripped wax on you
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Despairs

#9019
July 23, 2016, 12:59:52 AM
No. Would you like me if I wanted you to be my first?
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willow

#9020
July 23, 2016, 01:27:00 AM
Yeah that sounds like it could be fun,

would you like me if I played some music to help drown some of the noise
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#9021
July 23, 2016, 01:45:40 AM
Yes, as long as it's not country music. Would you like me if I bought you a black rose?
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willow

#9022
July 23, 2016, 02:15:50 AM
I think that would be pretty cool, never seen one before.

Would you like me if I read naughty novels
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Despairs

#9023
July 23, 2016, 12:50:34 PM
Yes. Would you like me if I drew a combination of naughty and violent works?
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DreamSailor

#9024
July 24, 2016, 10:57:13 PM
Of course! I like both.

Would you like me if I stopped by once a day at a random time to give you a hug?
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