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Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9000 on: July 17, 2016, 04:15:22 PM »
I see. Yes, as long as it isn't an everyday thing. Would you like me if I invited to go to the shooting range?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9001 on: July 17, 2016, 04:20:26 PM »
Does the pope have a pointy hat? It would be one of the high lights of the relationship, however it was defined.

Would you like me if I wanted to play Russian roulette with you?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9002 on: July 17, 2016, 04:26:18 PM »
Yes, as long as you don't die. Would you like me if I wanted to build a supercomputer?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9003 on: July 17, 2016, 04:37:32 PM »
Cutie, I remember when digital watches with numbers were defined as magic, 5k ram of memory was something, and when GOTO became evil. Go ahead and build, they are all supercomputers to me. I'd be happy to lend a hand too. But you know what they say.... beware of a programmer with a screwdriver.

Would you like me if I wanted to build you an electronic collar prototype and was really fuzzy about the built in functions?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9004 on: July 17, 2016, 04:56:42 PM »
Yes. What is the collar going to be used for? Would you like me if I insisted you let me drive you everywhere?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9005 on: July 17, 2016, 05:06:37 PM »
I always wanted a personal driver. I'd get you a snazzy suit and an ear thingie with twisting cable, and make you address me as 'Sir' in public.

Would you like me if the collar was secretly a tickling device that could force you to laugh or bring a blush to your face?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9006 on: July 17, 2016, 08:57:00 PM »
(A coiled ear piece is what you are looking for.) No, I will laugh and blush when I damn well please. Would you like me if I gave you a massage? Above the belt, of course.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9007 on: July 18, 2016, 07:51:36 AM »
I'd let you do it, but only because of the sheer novelty of seeing you touching naked skin - normally I'd rather give a massage than receive one.

So, would you like me if I offered to return the favor afterwards?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9008 on: July 18, 2016, 09:41:15 AM »
I'd provide the oil!

Would you like me if I groaned with pleasure during the experience?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9009 on: July 18, 2016, 09:51:19 AM »
I would love it. Also it's pretty unlikely that I would have qualms about continuing below the belt if I am willing to touch a person at all.

Would you like me if I suggested coconut oil for the job? It's edible after all. Well, I think so, I haven't been killed by it yet.


Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9010 on: July 18, 2016, 11:24:29 AM »
Not only edible but smells and tastes great is is good for the skin!

Would you like me if I oiled you up to so we could play slip 'n slide with our bodies?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9011 on: July 18, 2016, 12:10:10 PM »
It would be a first. Yes, I''m up for trying something new. Would you like me if I went around the world to find you what it is that you seek, just to see smile one last time, at the cost of losing my legs and dying afterwards?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9012 on: July 18, 2016, 12:58:30 PM »
Gee whiz, my smiles won't cost you an arm or a leg. And anything I'd pay a price that steep for, I'd pay for with my own body. Now if you'd be ready to come along on a grand adventure that would be our first and might be our last, then get your backpack ready.

Would you like me if I told you to meet me at the airport with a backpack ready for two cold weeks, and refused to tell anything more?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9013 on: July 18, 2016, 01:29:10 PM »
Yes, though the word cold, would make thing that were going mountain climbing in Nepal or something similar. Would you like me if I asked you to teach me ice skating?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9014 on: July 18, 2016, 03:25:05 PM »
What, do I look like Brad Pitt? Well, I do have a pair of skates and I can avoid dying on them. How much I have to teach away in that area is however entirely questionable.

Would you like me if I wanted to knife fight you with bread sticks?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9015 on: July 18, 2016, 07:31:35 PM »
Wait, why bread sticks? and how do we clean up the mess? Yes, I would like you, but I won't go easy on you. Would you like me if I asked you to spar with me in Taijutsu?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9016 on: July 19, 2016, 07:49:34 PM »
No I think I would get my ass handed to me lol

Would you like me if I had boxes of old documents piled up everywhere

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9017 on: July 19, 2016, 08:18:21 PM »
No, I would organize them for you, though.  Would you like me if I asked for a kiss on the cheek?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9018 on: July 22, 2016, 10:19:38 PM »
Sure, you seem to like it.

Would you like me if I went for a walk in the rain and came back pretty wet

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9019 on: July 22, 2016, 11:48:09 PM »

So long as you do not get ill, though I know the best ways to remove chills...

Would you like me if cleaned my lip stick off on you no matter how long it takes?


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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9020 on: July 23, 2016, 12:11:20 AM »
Sure babe aren't you a sweetheart ;)

Would you like me if I lit some candles and eventually dripped wax on you

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9021 on: July 23, 2016, 12:59:52 AM »
No. Would you like me if I wanted you to be my first?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9022 on: July 23, 2016, 01:27:00 AM »
Yeah that sounds like it could be fun,

would you like me if I played some music to help drown some of the noise

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9023 on: July 23, 2016, 01:45:40 AM »
Yes, as long as it's not country music. Would you like me if I bought you a black rose?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9024 on: July 23, 2016, 02:15:50 AM »
I think that would be pretty cool, never seen one before.

Would you like me if I read naughty novels