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Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8850 on: July 03, 2016, 11:00:40 AM »
I have had some fun with impersonating accents since English is not my first language; Sean Connery is something of a specialty.To quote Monty Python: "If it's nae Scottish.... its crap!" I am also a fan of cheeses, including the ones that makes steel surfaces crackle.

Would you like me if I obsessed a little over the wine?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8851 on: July 03, 2016, 11:03:14 AM »
Of course; I don't know much about it except that I know what I like.

Would you like me if I laid my head in your lap while you read to me?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8852 on: July 03, 2016, 11:06:44 AM »
I love that. It's an act of comfort and trust. Unfortunately it is also a way to lull people to sleep at amazing speed, and then I am stuck for hours. Can't help it, I am a sleep inducing person.

Would you like me if I wanted to go new places with you?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8853 on: July 03, 2016, 11:09:18 AM »
If I fell asleep,a gentle nudge would take care of the problem ;)

I would!  I'm quite timid about going new places alone.

Would you like me if I asked you to hold my hand when we went to new (or old) places?


Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8854 on: July 03, 2016, 07:26:20 PM »
I would hold your hand anytime, anywhere, for as long as you let me.

Would you like me if I had sweaty palms?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8855 on: July 03, 2016, 08:00:14 PM »
No.  I could help you get over being nervous.

Would you like me if I insisted on always being the one to drive?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8856 on: July 03, 2016, 08:25:42 PM »
As long as we don't die in a horrible crash, go for it. Would you like me if I had no legs?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8857 on: July 03, 2016, 08:43:10 PM »
I would like you no matter what you looked like  ;D

Would you like me if I went to the moon?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8858 on: July 03, 2016, 09:28:06 PM »
Yes, as long as you came back in one piece. Would you like me if I was a blunt person?

Offline Inferior Rabbit

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8859 on: July 04, 2016, 09:38:49 AM »
I'd appreciate it.

Would you like me on a train? Would you, could you, on a plane?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8860 on: July 04, 2016, 09:51:25 AM »
I would like you on a train or on a plane. It matters not to me, where you are or who you are as long as we can get along with each other. Would you like me if I asked you to teach me how to pilot a any airplane or jet?
« Last Edit: July 04, 2016, 11:12:00 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8861 on: July 04, 2016, 07:54:50 PM »
Yes, I would like you.  And yes, I would teach you.  But first, I'd have to learn.

Would you like me if I painted your toe nails pink while you slept?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8862 on: July 04, 2016, 08:36:49 PM »
Not really.

Would you like me if I climbed Mt Everest?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8863 on: July 04, 2016, 11:21:40 PM »
Yes, as long as you let me join you. Would you like me If I played moonlight sonata on the piano, as a way of cheering you up?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8864 on: July 05, 2016, 06:12:39 AM »
I'd listen, and keep you cognac glass by the piano filled until you rolled out of the chair. I love listening to a piano player, and especially so if I am the only listener. Just make sure I get nothing stronger than wine myself or I'll start singing along. Even when there's no text. Yeah it would cheer me up all right.

Would you like me if I suggested we go out to lie in the grass and look at the full moon?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8865 on: July 05, 2016, 06:22:15 AM »
Why yes I would!

Would you like me if I had OCD?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8866 on: July 05, 2016, 07:09:28 PM »
Yes, I would like you if you had OCD. Would you like me if I always plan three steps ahead?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8867 on: July 05, 2016, 08:13:40 PM »
Yes, it would imply that you are a deep thinker.

Would you like it if I was an alien?

Offline Miscellany

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8868 on: July 06, 2016, 09:52:00 AM »
Sure, nothing wrong with a little X-Files in the sex files. 

Would you like me if wanted to pretend to be Dana Scully ?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8869 on: July 06, 2016, 01:16:17 PM »
Go nuts. Would you like me if I was an overlord? Not the "off with their heads," type of an overlord.

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8870 on: July 07, 2016, 09:30:36 AM »
Sure!

Would you like me if I got myself a Ferrari?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8871 on: July 07, 2016, 10:54:08 AM »
Sure, do go ahead. I would be interested in your motivation for such an acquirement though.

Would you like me if I arrived at your door with a vintage BMW R12 bike and two helmets?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8872 on: July 07, 2016, 11:28:58 AM »
Yes, so long as I get to take it for a spin, at least once. I have also ridden on the back of a motorcycle before, so it wouldn't be a first. Would you like me if I made a few modifications to said bike, allowing you to travel at the speed of sound?
« Last Edit: July 07, 2016, 01:13:40 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8873 on: July 07, 2016, 12:43:19 PM »
770ish miles per hour is not modifying a bike, it's turning it into an intercontinental ballistic missile. Still, there is a kind of beauty to it.

Would you like me if I invited you to enter the next Paris Dakar run with me in an old Landcruiser?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8874 on: July 07, 2016, 12:45:14 PM »
That sounds like fun!

Would you like me if I wasn't a very good navigator?