Would you like me if I.....

[Belle33]

I don't know what any of that means - but there's nothing you could play or sing that I wouldn't like.

Would you like me if I tugged you ponytail to get your attention?

[Mnemosyne]

I might pout a bit if my ponytail was pulled out of place... but I wouldn't mind all too much in the long run. I might even like it. <3

Would you like me if I pretended I was drowning just to see if you would save me?

[Beguile's Mistress]

I might try to dunk you before I saved you but I'd laugh at the joke.

Would you like me if I put extra garlic in the spaghetti sauce, the garlic bread and the salad dressing?

[Gadifriald]

I would adore you 'cause garlic is yummy in all those things!

Would you like me if I ate crackers in bed?

[Beguile's Mistress]

I'd probably vacuum you but I wouldn't dislike you!

Would you like me if I snuck in your room and rearranged all of your drawers?

[Gadifriald]

I'd probably sentence you to a hundred lashes with a wet noodle!

Would you like me if I only ever talked like I was a Dr. Seuss character?

[SlipperySue]

Of course if you were wearing 'The Hat'.

... ate baked beans with my fingers.

[Trigon]

As long as you clean up afterwards.

Would you like me if I became a Super Saiyan?

[Despairs]

Yes. Would you like me if I had a photographic memory?

[dolt]

That'd be badass

Would you like me if I enjoyed pineapples on my pizza?

[Captain Maltese]

Gotta have pineapple on the pizza.

Would you like me if I had a neck fetish?

[Despairs]

Yes, there are others who have more bizarre fetishes than that. WOuld you like me if I spent half my time drawing dangerous and bizarre things?

[Captain Maltese]

I have a great respect for the artistically inclined. I would like you for it, and I would want to see your art.

Would you like me if I took you to art exhibits?

[Despairs]

Yes. Would you like me if bought you this?

[Captain Maltese]

Hmmmm. Interesting. Very nice artwork and handcrafting - I could carry the middle and left one any day. The right one is also nice but carrying that sort of cross would send entirely the wrong signals from me.

Would you like me if I dressed you up like this? 

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[Despairs]

I would have no problems with that. Would you like me if I used as a dare I say ladder to reach things in high places or asked you to get them for me, due to being short?

[Captain Maltese]

I could say, and truly and honestly so, that this would not be a problem for me at all. On a day to day basis the only sizes that matter are the measurements of the heart and the smile.

Would you like me if I didn't turn away from you while we drifted off to sleep?

[Trigon]

I would certainly not mind!

Would you like me if I had X-ray vision?

[Despairs]

As long as you use it for good. Would you like me if I was the type to think three steps ahead of others?

[Trigon]

Yep, I could always use someone who likes to think in the long term.

Would you like me if I could walk on water?

[Despairs]

Eh, not really. Would you like me if I disposed of your enemies, in a clean and comical way?

[Mimetisme]

Would you like me if I went back to my previous avatar?

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[Captain Maltese]

Hm. On one hand there was a collar and leash. On the other, eyes and cigarette smoke. I like all of it. But those eyes are damn sexy and tells so much more than gear do, so I vote to keep the eyes. But of course I will like you whatever you choose.

Would you like me if I chose an avatar that didn't show a face at all?

[Trigon]

Of course, I always love a good mystery.

Would you like me if I was king?

[Beguile's Mistress]

A lot depends on what you are king of, but I don't usually have problems with monarchs.

Would you like me if I planted pink flamingos all over your front yard?