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Offline Rhedyn

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9100 on: August 03, 2016, 12:51:24 PM »
Sure, one less person to cook for is less work for me... as long as you clean up after yourself  :P

...accidentally shrunk your favourite item of clothing in the wash?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9101 on: August 03, 2016, 01:14:55 PM »
No. You're buying me a new one. Would you like me if I praticed martial arts on a daily basis and turned your house into my training grounds, complete with a suai sau jong(breaking hand dummy)?
« Last Edit: August 09, 2016, 05:02:08 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline dolt

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9102 on: August 05, 2016, 07:30:52 AM »
As long as you don't practice on the dog or me.

Would you like me if I wore a bell around my neck?

Offline cinza

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9103 on: August 05, 2016, 09:15:39 AM »
Easier to find you!

Would you like me if never wore shoes?

Offline Hannelore Stormbane

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9104 on: August 05, 2016, 05:06:25 PM »
No, because my place has wood flooring and you'd get splinters.  :-(

Would you like me if I always stayed up late at night?

Offline Beguile's Mistress

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9105 on: August 05, 2016, 07:13:44 PM »
Don't know why I wouldn't.  You would be keeping me company!

Would you like me if I ate all the ice cream and forgot to buy more?

Offline dolt

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9106 on: August 05, 2016, 09:42:10 PM »
I'm not a fan of icecream so have a blast.

Would you like me if I transferred all your Pokemon to professor willow?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9107 on: August 05, 2016, 10:15:05 PM »
I don't have a smart phone so...no Pokemon. :D  Nothing to dislike you over.

Would you like me if I would only let you have pretzels with your beer?

Offline Galanthor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9108 on: August 06, 2016, 08:29:56 AM »
Yep...it's very considerate, salt intake can prevent hangovers

Would you like me if made you cookies, but at them because they looked so yummi  :'(

Offline Mnemosyne

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9109 on: August 10, 2016, 08:42:39 PM »
Yes I would like you. I hope you do not get too bad of a stomach ache for it. <3

Would you like me if I decided to make a window in the roof of your home, even though I have no knowledge of how to do such things?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9110 on: August 10, 2016, 09:52:05 PM »

Totally, it be fun to watch!


Would you like me if while playing Killing Floor on Steam, I was the voice in the background who was singing Disney songs?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9111 on: August 14, 2016, 10:30:51 AM »
I don't know what any of that means - but there's nothing you could play or sing that I wouldn't like.

Would you like me if I tugged you ponytail to get your attention?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9112 on: August 14, 2016, 07:40:04 PM »
I might pout a bit if my ponytail was pulled out of place... but I wouldn't mind all too much in the long run. I might even like it. <3

Would you like me if I pretended I was drowning just to see if you would save me?

Offline Beguile's Mistress

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9113 on: August 14, 2016, 08:32:35 PM »

 I might try to dunk you before I saved you but I'd laugh at the joke. :-)

Would you like me if I put extra garlic in the spaghetti sauce, the garlic bread and the salad dressing?

Offline Gadifriald

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9114 on: August 14, 2016, 08:49:09 PM »
I would adore you 'cause garlic is yummy in all those things!

Would you like me if I ate crackers in bed?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9115 on: August 14, 2016, 09:39:17 PM »
I'd probably vacuum you but I wouldn't dislike you! ;D

Would you like me if I snuck in your room and rearranged all of your drawers?

Offline Gadifriald

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9116 on: August 14, 2016, 09:54:27 PM »
I'd probably sentence you to a hundred lashes with a wet noodle! ;D

Would you like me if I only ever talked like I was a Dr. Seuss character?

Offline SlipperySue

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9117 on: August 18, 2016, 02:22:58 AM »
Of course if you were wearing 'The Hat'.

... ate baked beans with my fingers.

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9118 on: August 18, 2016, 09:26:29 AM »
As long as you clean up afterwards.

Would you like me if I became a Super Saiyan?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9119 on: August 26, 2016, 10:06:05 PM »
Yes. Would you like me if I had a photographic memory?

Offline dolt

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9120 on: August 26, 2016, 11:16:55 PM »
That'd be badass

Would you like me if I enjoyed pineapples on my pizza?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9121 on: August 27, 2016, 06:29:23 AM »
Gotta have pineapple on the pizza.

Would you like me if I had a neck fetish?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9122 on: August 27, 2016, 12:32:12 PM »
Yes, there are others who have more bizarre fetishes than that. WOuld you like me if I spent half my time drawing dangerous and bizarre things?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9123 on: August 27, 2016, 01:10:18 PM »
I have a great respect for the artistically inclined. I would like you for it, and I would want to see your art.

Would you like me if I took you to art exhibits?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9124 on: August 27, 2016, 02:17:18 PM »
Yes. Would you like me if bought you this?