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Offline Beguile's Mistress

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9050 on: July 25, 2016, 08:20:05 PM »
I probably would but do you have a pickup truck to help me cart away the bodies?

Would you like me if I wanted to watch Sarah Silverman videos all evening?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9051 on: July 25, 2016, 08:25:59 PM »
Nah, I will just carry their souls, then you can bury the bodies. Do contact me if you end up in Jail, though. I help my friends in anyway I can. Yes, as long as you didn't drag me into it. Would you like me If I taught you how to play Il Padrino theme on the piano. (Italian for the Godfather.)

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9052 on: July 25, 2016, 08:47:53 PM »
Yes.  I love to learn new things.

Would you like me if I stood behind you and covered your eyes with my hands while you played the piano?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9053 on: July 25, 2016, 09:01:04 PM »
In all honestey, I wouldn't mind it. I would already have the keys memorized. Would you like me if I couldn't dance to save my own skin?

Offline willow

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9054 on: July 25, 2016, 11:22:42 PM »
Yeah. It's okay there's no wrong way to dance lol

Would you like me if I kept getting lost in the city streets

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9055 on: July 26, 2016, 05:22:54 AM »
Only if you could find your way back, eventually.

Would you like me if I just wanted to be alone at times?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9056 on: July 27, 2016, 07:34:29 AM »
As long as you respect my alone time, too.

Would you like me if I didn't always reciprocate your advances?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9057 on: July 27, 2016, 01:42:20 PM »
Yes. Would you like me if I helped you achieve your goals in life?

Offline DealWithTheDevil

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9058 on: July 27, 2016, 01:54:04 PM »
yes, I'd sell my soul to santa for that one.

Would you like me if I beat you in a game?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9059 on: July 27, 2016, 02:06:13 PM »
Yes. I welcome a challenge, regardless of the challenger's gender. Also, as you didn't rub it in my face, you and I will be fine. Would you like me if I showed you how to fix computers problems?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9060 on: July 29, 2016, 07:12:00 PM »
I would.  My fix is to buy a new one.

Would you like me if I entered your dreams and played with your mind?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9061 on: July 29, 2016, 07:13:21 PM »
Not particularly.

Would you like me if I did that to you?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9062 on: July 29, 2016, 07:16:34 PM »
My dream world is a pretty messed up place. You might end up being caught in there, and find yourself subjected to my subconscious. Do you think you would be the same one after you eventually managed to get out?

Would you like me if I wrote a poem for you?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9063 on: July 29, 2016, 08:25:12 PM »
Sure, but please, nothing lovey dovey. Would you like me if snatched the last bottle of your favorite wine and downed the entire bottle in one go?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9064 on: July 30, 2016, 02:50:07 AM »
Now that would be alcohol abuse on several levels. I would be impressed if you emptied the bottle in one swig though; you must have a tummy like a copper tank.

Would you like me if I gave you a basic course in wine appreciation?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9065 on: July 30, 2016, 06:12:58 AM »
Yes. Would you like me if I meditated from time to time, chanting in a language you didn't understand?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9066 on: July 30, 2016, 06:28:57 AM »
I would be highly interested, and offer to join in with my shaman drum... provided you would tell me what you was chanting for in the first place, of course.

Would you like me if our shared chants had a tangible effect along the line of their intents?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9067 on: July 30, 2016, 07:22:15 AM »
Yes. Would you like me if I proposed we cut off one or two of our four limbs in order to avoid being tortured and killed by the enemy, as a result of being captured and chained together?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9068 on: July 30, 2016, 07:43:14 AM »
I would not hate you for it. But if we had tools for dismemberment at hand I'd rather have a go at the chains. It's not like you have much of a survival capacity with a freshly hacked off limb anyway.

Would you like me if I suggested carrying you to safety?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9069 on: July 30, 2016, 08:10:09 AM »
Yes, if me not being able to function correctly didn't result in you getting hurt or dying. If you did get hurt because of me, but your injury wasn't too serious, I would engage the enemy, taking down as many insects as I can, even if it meant dying, thus buying you time to escape. Allowing a comrade to die is something I will do everything in my power to prevent, even if it means sacrificing myself. Would you like me if I asked you to build a robot with me?
« Last Edit: August 09, 2016, 05:10:52 PM by Dark Despairs »

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9070 on: July 30, 2016, 08:15:53 AM »
....insects? Come now. The enemy you don't respect WILL kill you.

Build a robot? Sure, sounds fun. But if you install anything from Apple or Microsoft on it I'm out.

Would you like me if I show you around in my bunker?


Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9071 on: July 30, 2016, 08:38:23 AM »
Respect is earned not taken. The enemy doesn't respect you, why should you respect them? Yes, build a robot. I had no plans to install anything from Apple or Microsoft on it. I'd rather come up with my own software.  Why the hate against Apple and Microsoft? Show me around in your bunker? Uh..sure. Would you like me  if I asked you to race me, in a footrace or car race?
« Last Edit: July 31, 2016, 09:55:44 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline QueenMaleficent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9072 on: July 31, 2016, 09:53:08 PM »
Only if you didn't mind losing to either... ;)

Would you like me if I took you on a romantic picnic under the stars?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9073 on: July 31, 2016, 09:57:20 PM »
Sure, no singing please. Would you like me if I made out with you under the star and moonlight?

Offline QueenMaleficent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9074 on: July 31, 2016, 10:42:25 PM »
I can't promise that I wouldn't be channeling a few of the Disney Princesses. ;) I would, very much indeed.

Would you like me if I invited you over to my place for dinner?