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Trigon

#8900
July 08, 2016, 10:21:10 PM
Sure, go for it!

Would you like me if I stick out my tongue?

Despairs

#8901
July 08, 2016, 10:40:41 PM Last Edit: July 09, 2016, 10:46:15 AM by Dark Despairs
Go for it. Would you like me if I taught you how to hack, study those around you and beat your chess opponents in three to six moves?
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Belle33

#8902
July 09, 2016, 08:21:25 AM
Hell yeah!

Would you like me if, as your student, I became better than you  ;)

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Despairs

#8903
July 09, 2016, 10:50:59 AM
Yes. It means I have nothing more to teach you and that you are ready to conquer almost anything. Would you like me if I was permanently turned into a liger?
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Miscellany

#8904
July 09, 2016, 05:53:32 PM
prematurely ?   is there ever a time that isn't awesome to turn into a freakin'  liger ?!!!

Would you like me if I wanted to take you on an adventure ?

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Trigon

#8905
July 09, 2016, 06:08:55 PM
Yes, I love adventures!

Would you like me if I was the devil?

Mimetisme

#8906
July 09, 2016, 08:19:16 PM

Even the lord of sin personified deserves angelic pleasure, so yes..

Would like me if I hitched a chariot to the moon for us to ride?
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Despairs

#8907
July 09, 2016, 08:33:14 PM
Yes, as long as you don't push me down. Would you like me if I invited you to the underworld, so we can finally understand why Hades keeps saying "God Fucking Dammit!?
Current writing Status:Seeking two stories: F+M or F+MM dark romance
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Captain Maltese

#8908
July 10, 2016, 07:29:08 AM
Well, I reckon I have a standing invitation and tickets laid off for me already so why not?

Would you like me if I suggested we go on a Sin-athon together?

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Trigon

#8909
July 10, 2016, 08:46:44 AM
Yep  ;D

Would you like me if if went off the grid?

whimsy

#8910
July 10, 2016, 10:12:26 PM
only if i could go with you!

would you like me if i have a bad habit of forgetting to switch the washing over to the dryer?
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Despairs

#8911
July 10, 2016, 10:29:03 PM
Yes. Would you like me if I asked you for a hug, before I went to hell?
Current writing Status:Seeking two stories: F+M or F+MM dark romance
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Trigon

#8912
July 10, 2016, 10:30:25 PM
I would as you would be greatly missed.

Would you like me if I wrote in really big font?

Belle33

#8913
July 11, 2016, 12:00:43 PM
I would.  Size does matter.

Would you like me if I found you a girlfriend?


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Captain Maltese

#8914
July 11, 2016, 12:24:23 PM
Ah, the old days when about 50% of all boy- and girlfriends were found in the circles of our friends. Never happened to me. Not even once. So I would be deeply shocked if you introduced me for anyone suggesting we should meet. I would not dislike you for it, it would just be an alien experience.

Would you like me if I found you a girlfriend?






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Beguile's Mistress

#8915
July 11, 2016, 12:50:53 PM
I always like meeting girls/women who become my friends but not of the romantic sort; so on that basis, yes. :-)

Would you like me if I tried to teach you some of my Gram's recipes?

Inferior Rabbit

#8916
July 11, 2016, 01:06:05 PM
I'd love it if you fed me your Gram's old recipes.

Would you like me if I was always wearing my hat?
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Despairs

#8917
July 11, 2016, 02:01:31 PM
Yes. Would you like me if I was an alien, sent to destroy some humans?
Current writing Status:Seeking two stories: F+M or F+MM dark romance
Important: I apologize for any delays in my responses, as I attend university online and am graduating in August 2025, currently working part-time, three days a week and actively searching for more work. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within three days, a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.

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whimsy

#8918
July 11, 2016, 06:16:56 PM
i guess it would depend on who you were sent to destroy

would you like me if i loathed the smell of beer so much that i found it difficult to kiss you if you've had one too many?
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willow

#8919
July 11, 2016, 10:25:26 PM
Sure I guess lol I haven't been drinking too much lately.

Would you like me if I smoked a pack a day
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Mimetisme

#8920
July 11, 2016, 10:36:46 PM

Only if you let me light each one for you.

Would you like me if I took my favorite lip stick off?
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willow

#8921
July 11, 2016, 10:42:51 PM
Sure, makeup or no ;)

Would you like me if I worked late at night
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whimsy

#8922
July 11, 2016, 11:31:42 PM
sure

would you like me if liked to go for walks at night?
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Despairs

#8923
July 11, 2016, 11:35:02 PM
Yes. Would you like me if I was more of a giver than a receiver?
Current writing Status:Seeking two stories: F+M or F+MM dark romance
Important: I apologize for any delays in my responses, as I attend university online and am graduating in August 2025, currently working part-time, three days a week and actively searching for more work. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within three days, a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.

Click👉Current ons and offs/request thread with hetero sexual and bisexual polyamory story lines inside.👈Here
"Writing is like going to the bathroom.  You have to relax and let it flow, not try to force it.  If you force it, you'll just end up with a mess and it will likely stink." Annisthyrienne

willow

#8924
July 11, 2016, 11:59:35 PM
Of course,

Would you like me if I occasionally fell asleep on the couch
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