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Despairs

#9025
July 24, 2016, 11:17:03 PM
Just know that you will be hugging a copy. Would you like me if I taught how to write with both hands?
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Captain Maltese

#9026
July 25, 2016, 07:55:34 AM
It would be cute. I had my first Touch typing lessons on manual typewriters. Didn't get to work with the new fancy electrical ones until several years later.

Would you like me if I taught you morse code so we could pillow talk in the dark, in complete silence, speaking only with fingers touching skin?

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Despairs

#9027
July 25, 2016, 04:43:34 PM
Yes,you had me at Morse code. Would you like me if I taught you another language besides English?
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Captain Maltese

#9028
July 25, 2016, 04:53:01 PM
I know English, Norwegian, German, a very little bit of French and and Russian, some Hungarian, and just enough Spanish and Italian to get me a beer. So, Bambino.... which language can you offer to teach me well enough to be charming in?

Would you like me if I could do things to your wrist with my mouth that would make you squirm?

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willow

#9029
July 25, 2016, 05:56:13 PM
Whoa haha cool.

My wrist? That's new I'd like to see that, so yeah.

Would you like me if lightly touching you gave you goosebumps
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Captain Maltese

#9030
July 25, 2016, 06:31:14 PM
Touch me like you mean it and it will give me goosebumps.

Would you like me if I wanted you to keep the lingerie on while we were in the throes of passion?

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Belle33

#9031
July 25, 2016, 06:49:03 PM
Yes, half naked sex is delicious.

Would you like me if I left bite marks here and there?

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Captain Maltese

#9032
July 25, 2016, 06:51:33 PM
Mmm, bite marks and claw marks and scratches are delicious. As long as you don't mind getting as good as you get.

Would you like me if I wanted to play with ice cubes?

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Belle33

#9033
July 25, 2016, 06:53:01 PM
Shit!  You've found my weakness.

Would you like me if I melt faster than the ice?

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Captain Maltese

#9034
July 25, 2016, 06:56:16 PM
Yes. Although I'd have to bring in a few icicles, and maybe some icecream too, to stop you from melting completely.

Would you like me I wanted to bring a few dribbling wax candles into the play as well, to mix heat and cold?

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Belle33

#9035
July 25, 2016, 07:01:09 PM
Oh yes.

Would you like me if I stroked stoked your flame?

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Despairs

#9036
July 25, 2016, 07:20:12 PM
(Stroked your flame, should have left it as is. Watashi wa anata nihongo o oshieru koto ga dekimasu. ) Would you like me if I gave you a massage? The non sexual or intimate kind.
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Beguile's Mistress

#9037
July 25, 2016, 08:06:45 PM
Damn straight I would.  I could keep a masseuse busy several hours a day. :-)

Would you like me if I drank all the milk and forgot to buy more?

Despairs

#9038
July 25, 2016, 08:15:39 PM Last Edit: July 25, 2016, 08:22:47 PM by Dark Despairs
No. I would give you money to buy more. Would you like me if I taught you how to paralyze your enemies?
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Beguile's Mistress

#9039
July 25, 2016, 08:20:05 PM
I probably would but do you have a pickup truck to help me cart away the bodies?

Would you like me if I wanted to watch Sarah Silverman videos all evening?

Despairs

#9040
July 25, 2016, 08:25:59 PM
Nah, I will just carry their souls, then you can bury the bodies. Do contact me if you end up in Jail, though. I help my friends in anyway I can. Yes, as long as you didn't drag me into it. Would you like me If I taught you how to play Il Padrino theme on the piano. (Italian for the Godfather.)
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
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Belle33

#9041
July 25, 2016, 08:47:53 PM
Yes.  I love to learn new things.

Would you like me if I stood behind you and covered your eyes with my hands while you played the piano?

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Despairs

#9042
July 25, 2016, 09:01:04 PM
In all honestey, I wouldn't mind it. I would already have the keys memorized. Would you like me if I couldn't dance to save my own skin?
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willow

#9043
July 25, 2016, 11:22:42 PM
Yeah. It's okay there's no wrong way to dance lol

Would you like me if I kept getting lost in the city streets
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Eikichi

#9044
July 26, 2016, 05:22:54 AM
Only if you could find your way back, eventually.

Would you like me if I just wanted to be alone at times?
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cinza

#9045
July 27, 2016, 07:34:29 AM
As long as you respect my alone time, too.

Would you like me if I didn't always reciprocate your advances?
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Despairs

#9046
July 27, 2016, 01:42:20 PM
Yes. Would you like me if I helped you achieve your goals in life?
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DealWithTheDevil

#9047
July 27, 2016, 01:54:04 PM
yes, I'd sell my soul to santa for that one.

Would you like me if I beat you in a game?

Despairs

#9048
July 27, 2016, 02:06:13 PM
Yes. I welcome a challenge, regardless of the challenger's gender. Also, as you didn't rub it in my face, you and I will be fine. Would you like me if I showed you how to fix computers problems?
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Belle33

#9049
July 29, 2016, 07:12:00 PM
I would.  My fix is to buy a new one.

Would you like me if I entered your dreams and played with your mind?

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